I think the NEXT best thing to do is just go all in. Suggest Richter for a baby name. Give her a onesie that says "8.2". Toss a cup of water at the person walking behind her and shout "TSUNAMI!"
I was going to suggest sallywalker enlist your mad photoshop skillz to conterfeit a USGS report with a not-so-large-as-to-be-unbelievable earthquake in her area, but no. Your idea is weigh better.
I think the NEXT best thing to do is just go all in. Suggest Richter for a baby name. Give her a onesie that says "8.2". Toss a cup of water at the person walking behind her and shout "TSUNAMI!"
Or Aki, the scale suggested to replace the Richter scale.
I think the NEXT best thing to do is just go all in. Suggest Richter for a baby name. Give her a onesie that says "8.2". Toss a cup of water at the person walking behind her and shout "TSUNAMI!"
I was going to suggest sallywalker enlist your mad photoshop skillz to conterfeit a USGS report with a not-so-large-as-to-be-unbelievable earthquake in her area, but no. Your idea is weigh better.
Once when DH and I were dating we were in the car and stopped at a stop sign. A group of grade school age boys were playing in a yard next to us and one of them sounded off an air horn and DH turned to me and said "Well, that was a bit much". I looked at him confused....he thought that was me randomly making a noise....he confused me for an air horn:(
omg Sally. I'm dying at this post and the comments. Oh that poor lady.
The best foot in mouth story I have is the time DH's brother in law started to introduce me to one of his family members, and I cut him off saying "This has to be your dad, he looks just like you!" Except that it was his brother. His younger brother. omg.
Once when DH and I were dating we were in the car and stopped at a stop sign. A group of grade school age boys were playing in a yard next to us and one of them sounded off an air horn and DH turned to me and said "Well, that was a bit much". I looked at him confused....he thought that was me randomly making a noise....he confused me for an air horn:(
Lol. How could he confuse this. What did he think you were doing? That is hilarious.