Leaves the pint glass he used to drink a cup of milk with dinner next to the sink. Not in the sink. Not in the dishwasher. Because that would be too much to ask.
You know, my H's whole family does this. So either they have weird gag reflexes, or it's a learned thing. Like they think that's just how you're supposed to brush your teeth.
I have already told him he better not teach M to do this.
Oh and he also will use a knife for mayonnaise or peanut butter and then leave it on the side of the sink instead of putting it in the sink. You know, because he might use it again. Sure H.
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Oh god, this but with cups. And then he gets all snark with me if I dare put it in the dishwasher after it was sitting there for hours.
He also seems to have an aversion to placing dirty dishes in the sink. Dinner plates, cereal bowls....come on, dude, extend your arm an extra 3 inches and put it in the sink!!!
He also passive-aggressively will refold the hand towels because he doesn't like how I do it. There have been occasions where I have been folding a load of laundry and he will come over, refold the hand towels in front of my face, and then walk away without helping me fold anything else left in the basket.
He sounds like an elephant every time he blows his nose. If you need to put that much effort into it, do you really need to blow your nose?!
My husband shakes his head from side to side and makes a weird really loud noise I would expect to come from Daffy Duck or some thing after every sneeze. It is totally voluntary. I don't know why he does it but it makes me cringe every time.
Puts a game on TV and then falls asleep holding the remote or with the remote hidden under his blanket. If I manage to find the remote, he wakes up the MOMENT I change the channel and says "I was watching that!"
Omg, this.
Also, on the same topic, insisting on falling asleep with the TV on in bed. We set a sleep timer for 90 minutes and he's snoring within 10. But the second I turn the TV off so I can sleep in peace? He was totally awake and not snoring. ::eye roll::
Doesn't close the kitchen cabinets all the way. It takes more effort to leave them a little open!!
Mh does this too, but usually he just leaves them open all the way. I think I came home last night to 3 open cabinets and the microwave open too.
Mine does the cabinets and the microwave. And he always programs the microwave for some super long time, then stops it randomly and leaves the clock on like 11 seconds. CLEAR THE CLOCK, dude.
Complete inability to find things without my assistance. See: things in fridge, random tools, and shoes. My subconscious just notices his random things and can recall them when he goes "have you see my..."
Yes!! When we were dating and doing long distance he used to call me and ask where his sunglasses or wallet was. Um, dude, I haven't been to your apartment in like a week! Open your eyes and look for them!
I can tell you what my H would say without me asking: I leave water glasses everywhere. When we saw Signs, I was like, "See?! I secretly knew that I was saving us from aliens!" I am trying to be better. Currently there are no random glasses anywhere except my nightstand...but there are three glasses there. I will go clean them up now!
Post by biogirl21 on Sept 22, 2015 21:15:25 GMT -5
One more that drives me nuts, he will usually have 3-4 water cups going at one time. They all have an inch or two of water left in them and they are in various places in the house. Then the cats knock them down and spill the water and he gets all pissed.
His inability to put garbage in the trash can. Dirty tissues, candy wrappers, price tag from a shirt, whathaveyou. Other things make it to their destination - laundry to the hamper, dishes to the sink, but GARBAGE. my house is a fucking trash can.
Thankfully it's gotten better in areas where R can reach, but mostly it just means he moves the garbage higher instead of into the can (wilted)
DH eats snack food - especially popcorn - like a horse with a feed bag. He takes this giant handful up to his face then just like snarfs away at it. It makes such a mess and he thinks it's like cute? I dunno.
But it makes me daydream about poking him in the eyeballs as I pick up pieces of popcorn from everywhere.
He steals the whole fucking bed if I get up at night to go pee or deal with the toddler. Then, he is dead to the world and won't move. I want to kill him.
Also, he leaves empty food containers in the fridge. RAGE.
When he clips his fingernails, it's like the loudest, most elaborate production of all time. I need to leave the fucking room. One time he woke the baby, it was so loud.
Lol same. But I also found a pile of what I suspect were his toenail clippings on his bedside table when he was out of town.
OMG, these are amazing. I wonder what husbands would say!
Everyone go ask!
DH would say that I leave the little stickers from fruit on the edge of the sink instead of throwing them out. I don't want to touch the dirty trash can to throw out a tiny sticker. Drives DH nuts.
He leaves piles of receipts and paperwork everywhere.. But doesn't organize it and God forbid he throw anything away. Lately he's been cleaning out his wallet and leaving it on my dresser. Rage. I stuff it in his nightstand so he can enjoy the clutter when he goes to look for something at a later point.
Post by cincodemayo on Sept 22, 2015 21:20:33 GMT -5
He NEEDS to be 10 minutes early to everything. I am punctual myself, so when he starts in on my case 40 minutes before we actually need to leave, I want to punch him in the face. Because it's not just a reminder of the time, it's huffing and puffing about me not getting DS's bag in the car and a laundry list of times I have almost made him late, and then he starts furiously cleaning the entry way telling me I have 5 minutes to get downstairs like I'm a child.
And then his friends are always late so we have to wait anyways.
OMG, these are amazing. I wonder what husbands would say!
Everyone go ask!
Without a doubt, my inability to close drawers and cupboard doors in the kitchen. Second, my propensity to nag him to put away his clean clothes, while leaving mine on the dresser until I just wear all of them again. Third, I gag when I brush my teeth.
Im sure there would be more if I actually asked. I'm not exactly a dream to live with, lol.
I hate the way he breathes. All loud and mouthy and shit.
So much this - especially when we are going to sleep. Then I feel like he emphatically breaths more loudly and more forcefully to the point where it will displace my hair. Lol. I can't stand the feel of anyone breathing on me, it legit makes me cringe.