I have had this happen and then my mind tries to conjure up their "o" face and then I feel embarrassed for them. Man, me and sex need a better relationship. I ruin fantasies before they happen!
My husband and I are friends with a guy who is totally my type. Back in my single days I would have been all over him.
Oh....there's also this guy on Periscope that is pretty cute. He goes by the name Jay Howard, @jaylives1 You can't tell in this photo but he has blue eyes....::swoon::
Oh god, I hate when you're talking to someone and the. You remember they have a penis and you picture it. It's not always good.
yes. It's all good until my mind gets to the part where he pulls down his underwear. Then my olfactory imagination kicks in and everything goes sour (pun intended) very quickly. It never fails.
Yes. And I see this person regularly. It's very awkward in my head where I have a running "stop thinking about sex" commentary.
EMOTIONAL AFFAIR!!
Lol! I was actually thinking this. Then I remembered that our actual conversations are like "hey, did you look at the comments they put on that document? They're crazy if they think we're conceding that." "Yeah, I know. The insurance mimimums were totally fair."
Oh god, I hate when you're talking to someone and the. You remember they have a penis and you picture it. It's not always good.
yes. It's all good until my mind gets to the part where he pulls down his underwear. Then my olfactory imagination kicks in and everything goes sour (pun intended) very quickly. It never fails.
yes. It's all good until my mind gets to the part where he pulls down his underwear. Then my olfactory imagination kicks in and everything goes sour (pun intended) very quickly. It never fails.
Ughhhh too vivid. #sademoji
my problem exactly. A whiff of foreign balls is just wrong. Real or imagined.
Yes and it makes me feel nervous! Lol. And my work crush (it's mutual-yikes!) from a different department. We flirted hard when I was single...he's not my type in real life and we work together-ish, so I couldn't do it, but in my head...yeah.