That guy sounds like a total character. Laughing about the six point elk he saw on his way out, and totally not blaming the bear. Damn. You've got to have guts and be really desperate to try something as crazy as shoving your arm down a bear's throat as it's going after you.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny