There is a very fine line between acceptable levels of camo and unacceptable levels of camo.
Are you hunting or in the military? Acceptable. Are you bring a girl back to your place after a date? Unacceptable.
Team NoCamoEver
LOL, well, if you live in the south you have to tolerate certain levels of camo. I draw the line at camo that leaves the attire of hunters or military men. When it makes its way onto your phone case, vehicle, household decor, you are OVER THE LINE.
Post by underwaterrhymes on Oct 6, 2015 11:33:32 GMT -5
The southern accent and truck wouldn't have made me feel particularly amorous to begin with, although if he was funny and nice, I could have been probably pretty easily persuaded.
But if I saw a lot of camo and deer hunting pics? I'd have maybe had one more drink to be nice and then been like, "Well, it's been swell! You have a good night!"
This is why it's a good thing people are attracted to different people. We can't all want to bang Kevin James, Ricky Gervais, and James Corden, after all.
Why are we ew-ing. Is it the camo? Are we ew-ing the camo?
There is a very fine line between acceptable levels of camo and unacceptable levels of camo.
Living 30 minutes from the WV border likely influences my idea of acceptable camo.
When we had DS, my H wore a buttoned shirt, jeans and a baseball cap to L&D. Several nurses commented on how nicely he was dressed, which I thought was odd - until I could walk around, and I saw that 75% of the guys were in camo.
Camo hats, UA camo tees and sweatshirts, etc is a lifestyle here.
I am not against Corey, he just represents a typical WV guy to me. He might be a little more WV than I see here, since he's in the southern part of the state. I also worked at the HQ of a sporting goods company, and he is not that far removed from guys who were buyers for hunting and fishing stuff.
No, quit it. You can't make out with somebody who has a giant gob of tobacco under his lower lip.
God, I hope this post doesn't spur 30 more posts about how, "One time, I made out with a guy who had dip in his mouth, and it wasn't that baaaad," posts.
I didn't realize he dips!
If I didn't date guys with southern accents I would be screwed. That's prettttty much everyone I have ever dated.
I will say that was the first dick I've seen that curved the other way.
The other way? (I'm not being sarcastic...I'm genuinely curious.)
Okay, so, I've seen dicks that curve towards their own stomach, as well as ones that curve slightly left or right. This one curved AWAY from his stomach.
The other way? (I'm not being sarcastic...I'm genuinely curious.)
Okay, so, I've seen dicks that curve towards their own stomach, as well as ones that curve slightly left or right. This one curved AWAY from his stomach.
The other way? (I'm not being sarcastic...I'm genuinely curious.)
Okay, so, I've seen dicks that curve towards their own stomach, as well as ones that curve slightly left or right. This one curved AWAY from his stomach.
It was interesting.
Huh. I feel like that is inefficient for what we need it to hit.
The other way? (I'm not being sarcastic...I'm genuinely curious.)
Okay, so, I've seen dicks that curve towards their own stomach, as well as ones that curve slightly left or right. This one curved AWAY from his stomach.
It was interesting.
So, my extensive research (Google) tells me that he may have injured his penis in the past. link NSFW
That is NOT a hillbilly unless he's from Arkansas or West Virginia. He was a REDNECK.
And was it worth it?
What about rural southern Georgia?
I had a thing with a south Georgian semi-redneck. He sounds kind of similar. He was kind of a dick, but the sex was amazing! South Georgia is filled with rednecks.
Okay, so, I've seen dicks that curve towards their own stomach, as well as ones that curve slightly left or right. This one curved AWAY from his stomach.
It was interesting.
So, my extensive research (Google) tells me that he may have injured his penis in the past. link NSFW
No, quit it. You can't make out with somebody who has a giant gob of tobacco under his lower lip.
God, I hope this post doesn't spur 30 more posts about how, "One time, I made out with a guy who had dip in his mouth, and it wasn't that baaaad," posts.
I told my BFF that all of the camo and pics of dead animals on the dating sites of the men in my area (Georgia) must be the redneck mating call. Such a turn off!!!
I told my BFF that all of the camo and pics of dead animals on the dating sites of the men in my area (Georgia) must be the redneck mating call. Such a turn off!!!