Right? Why does he act like he's compensating all the time? Though on second thought he's probably trying to make people forget that photos like these below exist.
and I wouldn't be able to get over how much of a dweeb he is anyway. I'd be more likely to put him in a headlock and treat him like one of my younger brothers (that is, make him do his home work and chores and then stay in his room until mom and dad got home).
He is average too. From the picture, I was not like, "whoa! look at that thing!"
Considering the average length of a flaccid penis is just under 4 inches (link), I feel fairly confident in saying he looks quite a bit bigger than average. lol
Eta: I will say I'm surprised at the average size, it's smaller than I thought - maybe I've been lucky? lol
He is average too. From the picture, I was not like, "whoa! look at that thing!"
Considering the average length of a flaccid penis is just under 4 inches (link), I feel fairly confident in saying he looks quite a bit bigger than average. lol
Eta: I will say I'm surprised at the average size, it's smaller than I thought - maybe I've been lucky? lol
I should have edited myself in that I too think he is a shower, not a grower, so his length you see there is what you get.
I am highly disappointed that I cannot see the dick pics..... There are only black bars on the ones I see.
Someone posted a link in the comments of that article. Not sure if it's still there. (You'll have to follow the link in the tweet to the queerty article.)