Confession.

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DD puked yesterday so H and I split up staying with her today.

She has been sleeping for the past three hours.

So I watched 50 shades of grey while she was sleeping.

I hated it SO much less than the book. Dakota is surprisingly like-able in this movie.

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I wanted to not think Jamie Dornan was hot. I wanted to hate him because I heard he was a jerk

I did not succeed

[hungrycaterpillar]

My husband and I watched it and made a drinking game out of it. Anytime something over the top cheesy was said we took a drink. I have no tolerance and was obliterated.

[miso]

Is Dakota not generally likable always?

She seems pretty cool.

Or so I've heard.

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Oct 9, 2015 15:47:07 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

My husband and I watched it and made a drinking game out of it. Anytime something over the top cheesy was said we took a drink. I have no tolerance and was obliterated.

Husband??


Did I miss something?!

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Oct 9, 2015 15:49:02 GMT -5 miso said:

Is Dakota not generally likable always?

She seems pretty cool.

Or so I've heard.

The character she played is insufferable.

She brings life to that character. An awful character. I started to really like her.

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I expected way more cheesy moments! There were some... But the director totally made this more of a "story".

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God I want her body. Why doesn't my stomach look like that?! Life isn't fair.

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Oct 9, 2015 15:52:08 GMT -5 toledo said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:50:08 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

The character she played is insufferable.

She brings life to that character. An awful character. I started to really like her.

She was really good in the negotiation scene, at the conference table. That was one of the few scenes that was actually hot, and there was no sex in it. Lol.

OMG YES! I was going to mention this scene!!

[elleblue]

Oct 9, 2015 15:50:04 GMT -5 toledo said:

They're both hot. But Jamie Dornan played it so cold that it was difficult to feel anything for him.

I haven't seen (and likely won't see) 50 shades but it cracks me up that he's hot as a serial killer but not so much as whatshisname Grey. 

[konapoppy]

Oct 9, 2015 15:53:10 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:50:04 GMT -5 toledo said:

They're both hot. But Jamie Dornan played it so cold that it was difficult to feel anything for him.

I haven't seen (and likely won't see) 50 shades but it cracks me up that he's hot as a serial killer but not so much as whatshisname Grey. 

Yes, he was so much hotter as a serial killer. Which gives me unpleasant feelings inside LOL. 

[hungrycaterpillar]

Oct 9, 2015 15:49:27 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:47:07 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

My husband and I watched it and made a drinking game out of it. Anytime something over the top cheesy was said we took a drink. I have no tolerance and was obliterated.

Husband??


Did I miss something?!

I guess so. We eloped to Italy a few weeks ago. Same guy I've been with since after my divorce.

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Oct 9, 2015 15:54:50 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:49:27 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Husband??


Did I miss something?!

I guess so. We eloped to Italy a few weeks ago. Same guy I've been with since after my divorce.

Omg congrats!! Italy!!??

Do you have any pics? That sounds amazing.

[hungrycaterpillar]

Oct 9, 2015 15:50:59 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

God I want her body. Why doesn't my stomach look like that?! Life isn't fair.

You are seriously far prettier than she is. Forget her stomach.

[hungrycaterpillar]

Oct 9, 2015 15:55:43 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:54:50 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

I guess so. We eloped to Italy a few weeks ago. Same guy I've been with since after my divorce.

Omg congrats!! Italy!!??

Do you have any pics? That sounds amazing.

Yes. I posted a few when I got back but deleted because of his work more than anything else. We just got the CD last week. I should post some this weekend.

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Oct 9, 2015 15:55:54 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:50:59 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

God I want her body. Why doesn't my stomach look like that?! Life isn't fair.

You are seriously far prettier than she is. Forget her stomach.

Omg that is so nice of you to say.

I think she is unbelievably pretty though!

[jigsy]

I went in thinking I would like Jamie more than Dakota. I was surprised when I thought she did a much better job than him. He phoned it in, she actually made the source material work.

[sequins]

I let the baby watch barefoot contessa for the last 10 minutes. Between her being up all night and pooping on every surface possible and maddie having diarrhea, I'm wiped out. I just cannot sing nursery rhymes and entertain. Sorry, baby.

[sequins]

She started whining. I think she is over the hamptons, lol.

[sequins]

Oct 9, 2015 16:45:55 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I'm laughing that Stpete has been posting here undercover.

(Or maybe everyone knew but me)

See the FFFC thread on SO.

What a pho ba.

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You have to watch The Fall next!! He is much sexier in that (though completely psycho, lol). I don't know why the 50 Shades producers wanted him to shave the beard off. It's hot and I don't usually go for guys with beards. And the Irish accent! Yum.

[pantsparty]

Oct 9, 2015 16:45:55 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I'm laughing that Stpete has been posting here undercover.

(Or maybe everyone knew but me)

See the FFFC thread on SO.

[SKP82]

Oct 9, 2015 16:45:55 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I'm laughing that Stpete has been posting here undercover.

(Or maybe everyone knew but me)

See the FFFC thread on SO.

Why did she GBCN again? I can't remember.

[dianecourt]

There was this short lived Fox sitcom called Ben & Kate. I really like Dakota Johnson in that.

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Oct 9, 2015 17:03:03 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Oct 9, 2015 16:45:55 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I'm laughing that Stpete has been posting here undercover.

(Or maybe everyone knew but me)

See the FFFC thread on SO.

I miss everything

[otowngirl]

Oct 9, 2015 15:52:21 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Oct 9, 2015 15:52:08 GMT -5 toledo said:

She was really good in the negotiation scene, at the conference table. That was one of the few scenes that was actually hot, and there was no sex in it. Lol.

OMG YES! I was going to mention this scene!!

I want her dress in that scene.

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32flavors?

Was it Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear who called it months ago?

[lilafowler]

Oct 9, 2015 17:32:33 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

32flavors?

Was it Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear who called it months ago?

Dick knows everything. BECAUSE SHE IS DEAD AND HAS THE HELP OF HER FELLOW SPIRIT GUIDES

[Vespasia]

Oct 9, 2015 17:01:42 GMT -5 CheeringCharm said:

You have to watch The Fall next!! He is much sexier in that (though completely psycho, lol). I don't know why the 50 Shades producers wanted him to shave the beard off. It's hot and I don't usually go for guys with beards. And the Irish accent! Yum.

He's also incredibly hot (and bearded) in the first season of OUAT. 

[eb777888]

Oct 9, 2015 17:16:51 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Oct 9, 2015 16:45:55 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

I'm laughing that Stpete has been posting here undercover.

(Or maybe everyone knew but me)

See the FFFC thread on SO.

Why did she GBCN again? I can't remember.

I honestly can't remember, lol. She left at least 3 separate times in 2015 alone.