No booze, no sex

[heyrebekah]

Aug 23, 2012 12:21:28 GMT -5 @redbellpeppers said:

Aug 23, 2012 12:13:44 GMT -5 bliss said:

Because I want something different than what I'm getting now. I don't even know if I will or whatever. I figure it's 30 days so it won't kill me to give it up.

I do plan to make out a LOT over the next 30 days. LOL. I haven't decided yet on my sex boundaries. Is oral sex sex?

It depends on the definition of "is."

LOL

[chessie]

I could do that, easy challenge. Dh is broken could be months after his surgery.

[80sjunkie]

Aug 23, 2012 12:21:28 GMT -5 @redbellpeppers said:

Aug 23, 2012 12:13:44 GMT -5 bliss said:

Because I want something different than what I'm getting now. I don't even know if I will or whatever. I figure it's 30 days so it won't kill me to give it up.

I do plan to make out a LOT over the next 30 days. LOL. I haven't decided yet on my sex boundaries. Is oral sex sex?

It depends on the definition of "is."

/dead

[Deleted]

Bliss was 5 when Clinton was elected, you old farts.

[ermahgerd]

I could probably do the no booze part. My final semester just started and if I don't pass all of my classes, I have to push back graduating. Boo.

Hell to the no about the no sex part. I'm a newlywed!

[Deleted]

Aug 23, 2012 12:44:21 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Bliss was 5 when Clinton was elected, you old farts.

I was only nine in '92! But this shit went down in '98.

[dexteroni]

Aug 23, 2012 12:57:25 GMT -5 bliss said:

I hate running. Hate it. It's why I didn't do track in junior high when I was running a 4 minute mile. I could outrun every boy on my block growing up. But it's not something I'm interested in doing just because I'm good.

omg lol. Just stop. The current world record isn't even 4 minutes. I'm sorry you didn't research your lie well enough to make it plausible, but getting pissy and all "omg get over it" and "I don't need to prove myself to you" is classic liar behavior. I grew up with a friend who I eventually learned was a constant liar, and these are things she used to say all the time.

[blahblah]

I'm confused that you said your date was good last night. And in your other post you said it was a bad date.

Do you really not realize how often you contradict yourself or just flat out lie?

Also, when you say you ran a 4 minute mile in junior high, do you perhaps mean while on roller blades? Because dude, I could totally believe that.

[blahblah]

Aug 23, 2012 13:06:17 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

I am lol that you set a new world record for the women's mile.

And before puberty, at that.

[Deleted]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the fastest woman on earth right here on GBCN!!

All those athletes who train for years apparently don't have shit on our very own junior high bliss.

[blahblah]

Aug 23, 2012 13:09:57 GMT -5 bliss said:

Aug 23, 2012 13:06:17 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

I am lol that you set a new world record for the women's mile.

When the flying fuck did I say that I set a god damn world record?

1. You said you ran a 4 minute mile in junior high
2. People googled the female record holder and discovered that you're 12 seconds faster than she
3. They were then able to deduce that you have, in fact, set a NEW record holder and that the record books should be notified PRONTO
4. lol

[blahblah]

Aug 23, 2012 13:12:16 GMT -5 bliss said:

Aug 23, 2012 13:05:07 GMT -5 dexteroni said:

omg lol. Just stop. The current world record isn't even 4 minutes. I'm sorry you didn't research your lie well enough to make it plausible, but getting pissy and all "omg get over it" and "I don't need to prove myself to you" is classic liar behavior. I grew up with a friend who I eventually learned was a constant liar, and these are things she used to say all the time.

Fucking awesome for your friend.

I'm not your friend. I don't care of you or anyone else believes me or not.

I haven't set any god damn records.

You are the last person to realize this, sherlock.

[blahblah]

Aug 23, 2012 13:15:16 GMT -5 bliss said:

Aug 23, 2012 13:08:26 GMT -5 @blessed said:

Interesting. There are few things I wouldn't do if it would mean I could make an instant million or so lol.

I know you don't care if I believe you or not but at least recognize that we're not the weirdos for questioning someone who says they can run faster than the world record holder when they were in junior high.

Eh, I don't care to make millions. Especially doing something I hate.

But you wouldn't even have to train! Just show up for meets, win, make money, and laugh all the way home to the bank!

Also, I hear there's a LOT of other "10s" at the Olympics. Your kind of scene. Just sayin'.

[hannamaren]

Maybe being hungover is the key? Forget all that diet and exercise.
Sorry, bliss, too funny.

And I dont drink 99% of the time, and I wont give it up either. I like my half a glass of wine every 2 weeks at the ILs. Makes me sleepy.

[jillboston]

I'm guessing since the Clinton reference zipped over someone's head that Roger Bannister would mean even less. But he must be rolling in his grave in merrry olde England.

[jillboston]

OMG - my bad- Mr. Bannister is alive and well - thank goodness.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Bannister

[Deleted]

Aug 23, 2012 13:46:25 GMT -5 jillboston said:

OMG - my bad- Mr. Bannister is alive and well - thank goodness.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Bannister

Running is good for longevity! :Y:

[Deleted]

Aug 23, 2012 12:21:28 GMT -5 @redbellpeppers said:

Aug 23, 2012 12:13:44 GMT -5 bliss said:

Is oral sex sex?

It depends on the definition of "is."

I LOVE YOU, REDBELLPEPPERS!

[laptopvixen]

Maybe you should give up lying for thirty days.

[Deleted]

Aug 23, 2012 13:53:34 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

Maybe you should give up lying for thirty days.

:Y:

[Deleted]

****crickets****

What, no defense from bliss on her amazing 4 minute mile?

[kadams767]

Aug 23, 2012 13:15:16 GMT -5 bliss said:

Aug 23, 2012 13:08:26 GMT -5 @blessed said:

Interesting. There are few things I wouldn't do if it would mean I could make an instant million or so lol.

I know you don't care if I believe you or not but at least recognize that we're not the weirdos for questioning someone who says they can run faster than the world record holder when they were in junior high.

Eh, I don't care to make millions. Especially doing something I hate.

You're right. Saving for months on end to buy a 1978 Pinto is way better than being a millionaire.

[krismill]

Aug 23, 2012 13:53:34 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

Maybe you should give up lying for thirty days.

;D

[obladi]

You did not run a five minute mile.
You did not run a four minute mile.
I don't know if you have even ran a mile.
You are so weird.

[laptopvixen]

Aug 23, 2012 13:55:08 GMT -5 kadams767 said:

Aug 23, 2012 13:15:16 GMT -5 bliss said:

Eh, I don't care to make millions. Especially doing something I hate.

You're right. Saving for months on end to buy a 1978 Pinto is way better than being a millionaire.

Standards are hard.

[Deleted]

Aug 23, 2012 13:06:17 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

I am SO PROUD that you set a new world record for the women's mile.

I went ahead and fixed your typo, LHC. YWIA.

Congrats, Bliss!!!!!!!

[hannamaren]

Aug 23, 2012 13:55:18 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

Aug 23, 2012 12:07:25 GMT -5 kathybela said:

I haven't had sex for 6 1/2 years and also need booze to help cope with this fact!!

holycrap - why??

Her husband passed.

Or were you asking why she needs the booze?

[theintended]

Even if you don't like it, it's over in just 4 minutes!

[hannamaren]

Aug 23, 2012 13:56:56 GMT -5 obladi said:

You did not run a five minute mile.
You did not run a four minute mile.
I don't know if you have even ran a mile.
You are so weird.

You are so weird. Best reply.

[Deleted]

Aug 23, 2012 13:58:19 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

Aug 23, 2012 13:55:08 GMT -5 kadams767 said:

You're right. Saving for months on end to buy a 1978 Pinto is way better than being a millionaire.

Standards are hard.

:-(
:Y: