Ugh I want to punch more kittens

[annyong]

Nov 26, 2015 0:31:07 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Nov 26, 2015 0:28:13 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

This is some fucking manipulation. MAKE HIM SUFFER.

Come on, you know they made hot, passionate love and are now sleeping soundly.

Yeah, it was probably really intense.

[papie]

Nov 26, 2015 0:31:07 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Nov 26, 2015 0:28:13 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

This is some fucking manipulation. MAKE HIM SUFFER.

Come on, you know they made hot, passionate love and are now sleeping soundly.

Thanks you mofo, i am laughing alone on the train like à crazy person.

[nomad100]

Nov 25, 2015 21:22:55 GMT -5 papie said:

and now he did it. He just came over and said: "Can I tell you something? I love you".

That is some suck up BS right there.  DH does this all the time.  Piss me off then when HE thinks I have had enough time to cool off, he tries this.

My response is usually, "I love you too but right now?  Best get out of my sight if you know what is good for you."  Then I usually spend some time planning his demise in my head while I take care of whatever was pissing me off in the first place. 

[CloudBee]

I hope you pulled out one of his leg hairs!

[cuddlyevil]

Here's how my parents handle situations like this:

Mom: *said to whomever is nearby* "Is it after the 15th?"

Other person: "No."

Mom: "Dammit"

Their life insurance policy is paid on the 15th every month.

[macmars45]

My H tried the "somebody is intense about cleaning" with me once. Just once. I gave him a death look.  

I'm so sorry your H fell on his head and died last night papie. Such a shame; he was so young with so much life left in him.

[fluffernutter]

Is he still alive this morning?