i get a bag of Dum Dums once a month. i have yet to find a motherfuckin buttered popcorn one. thats my favorite jelly belly.
take a guess as to the other fucking flavors i have to throw out at the end of the month.
DD got one of the mystery ones at the liquor store. She whispered to me it tasted bad and when we left the store I tried it. It was BACON. It was so wrong.