Case of the Day

[lucyhoneychrrch]

This was filed the other day in Tennessee federal court.

Case style: Linda Yvetta Enshes v. The Knights Templar; CIA; Scottish Rite; York Rite; George H. Scherff aka George H. W. Bush Sr.; George H. Bush Jr.; Barbara Bush Sr.; Hollywood Industry; Trinity Broadcasting Network; Sony Records; Barry Soetoro aka Barack Obama; Michelle Obama; J.P. Morgan and Chase; Nation of Islam; Vatican; William and Hillary Clinton 8/23/2012 2:12 cv 2730 Todd (Memphis)

Nature of case: Civil rights. Defendant kidnapped plaintiff's temporal brain through micro-chipping.

Plaintiff is pro se

[laptopvixen]

I don't fully understand this, but it sounds very silly indeed.

[bleubook]

whaaaat?
Hahahahahahahah
possibly case of the week.

[gracie6414]

Woah, wtf?

I'm way to curious and now I want to know the details that brought this case to light!

[Mrs.Beagle]

I'm shocked that she's representing herself.

/sarcasm

[textbookcase]

Hilarious!! I love conspiracy theorists.

[SKP82]

What in the...???

[janegold]

Lol! Good luck Ms. Enshes!

[mrsbpo]

I'm shocked she couldn't find an attorney to represent her. I want to read the complaint. It should be a doozy.

[GoDawgs]

Aug 28, 2012 9:53:29 GMT -5 lucyhoneychrrch said:

Plaintiff is pro se

LOL, I could have told you this after reading just the first few defendants.

[lemondrop]

Hilarious!

[hisno1girl]

LOL @ the AKAs.

[candreco]

This reads like a Dan Brown book, lol.

ETA: I just reread it, and caight Hollywood Industry. As in the whole movie industry?

[kevin arnold]

I lol'd at Nation of Islam and Vatican.

[bcv513]

I don't think there are NEARLY enough defendants. And what's up with Bush's AKA? Never heard that one before

[SMACE]

at least she's equal opportunity with the religions. lol.

I would love to see the Judge's face reading the complaint. LOVE.

[lucyhoneychrrch]

I want to know how they're going to serve the complaint to the Hollywood Industry.

[frkls]

I bet the knights templar are shaking in their crusading boots.

[scotty]

Oh man, poor woman.

[SMACE]

Aug 28, 2012 11:42:09 GMT -5 lucyhoneychrrch said:

I want to know how they're going to serve the complaint to the Hollywood Industry.

that would make for one confused process server. I love this complaint. I I wanna read it.

how did you come across this gem?!

[misoangry]

Aug 28, 2012 11:42:09 GMT -5 lucyhoneychrrch said:

I want to know how they're going to serve the complaint to the Hollywood Industry.

Best.

[kevin arnold]

Aug 28, 2012 10:42:31 GMT -5 candreco said:

This reads like a Dan Brown book, lol.

ETA: I just reread it, and caight Hollywood Industry. As in the whole movie industry?

Actually, the whole of Hollywood proper. Yes, homeless guy urinating on the sidewalk outside of the internet cafe across from Grauman's theater, we're talking about you.