After I took DD to school this morning I went to Target. I shopped for about 30 mins and then went to check out. As I'm standing there I look down and realize my shirt is inside out.
Ugh. Not quite the same, but have you ever worn your underwear backward all day and not figured it out? Ever done it with a thong? I have.
I accidentally held my pen upside down. So now I'm in a room full of lawyers with ink all over my boobs.
I once went to a roundtable meeting and as soon as it started opened up a bottle of Diet Coke which proceeded to fizz all over me and the table. I was a cold damp mess the rest of the day. I feel your pain.
Last year I took a cup of hot tea to a morning meeting, took one sip, then somehow choked and wound up spitting half of it across the table and on a coworker.
I once went to a roundtable meeting and as soon as it started opened up a bottle of Diet Coke which proceeded to fizz all over me and the table. I was a cold damp mess the rest of the day. I feel your pain.
Last year I took a cup of hot tea to a morning meeting, took one sip, then somehow choked and wound up spitting half of it across the table and on a coworker.
I don't take a drink to meetings anymore.
HAHA. One of the other attorneys totally choked on his coffee and spit it everywhere. It was hilarious.
After I took DD to school this morning I went to Target. I shopped for about 30 mins and then went to check out. As I'm standing there I look down and realize my shirt is inside out.
Ugh. Not quite the same, but have you ever worn your underwear backward all day and not figured it out? Ever done it with a thong? I have.
After I took DD to school this morning I went to Target. I shopped for about 30 mins and then went to check out. As I'm standing there I look down and realize my shirt is inside out.
Ugh. Not quite the same, but have you ever worn your underwear backward all day and not figured it out? Ever done it with a thong? I have.
I think that gives the term camel toe a whole new meaning.
To clarify, this was a Hanky Panky thong, not like a flossy-style one! But still. Yes, it was uncomfortable all day. Yes, I went to the bathroom several times. But no, I didn't figure it out until I got home from work. I somehow overlooked the discomfort and the tag in front all day.
in some ways i'm glad our honeymoon got pushed back (thanks Isaac) because they did the reviews and made the decisions and we found out now before leaving.
After I took DD to school this morning I went to Target. I shopped for about 30 mins and then went to check out. As I'm standing there I look down and realize my shirt is inside out.
Ugh. Not quite the same, but have you ever worn your underwear backward all day and not figured it out? Ever done it with a thong? I have.
Ha, sounds uncomfortable. I haven't done that. A couple years ago I went to the gym before I took my daughter to school. I'd get up at 5ish go work out and then come home wake her up, get her ready and off to school. One morning I went by the grocery store at some point I realized my yoga type workout pants were inside out. They had a seam with a tag sticking out that went right down the middle of the butt. I'm pretty sure I looked pretty silly on the tread mill.
I really should do a mirror check in the mornings but most the time I'm just going to the store or gym and am just wearing blah clothes.
in some ways i'm glad our honeymoon got pushed back (thanks Isaac) because they did the reviews and made the decisions and we found out now before leaving.
Post by hannamaren on Aug 28, 2012 14:04:39 GMT -5
Congrats sgrw. I am so ashamed that we have cockroaches. It is disgusting. We are not super clean crazy people, but we are pretty average clean. I blame the restaurant downstairs. We have lived here 5 yrs and seen 1-2 spiders and nothing else. Now.....ick. It is so embarassing to talk about. I called the landlord and they are coming to check it out and hopefully spray in a thorough way that doesnt mean we have to move out and tell other people about this.
Post by yellowbrkrd on Aug 28, 2012 16:17:06 GMT -5
My parents have been separated for a year and are in the middle of a divorce. My mom went on a date last night. I'm happy that she's moving on and bettering herself but it's totally weird to me.
I have it stuck in my head on a fairly regular basis that Carly Rae Jepsen of Call Me, Maybe fame is really Carley Rae Jeperson. Which then leads me to think about floopage and wearing jeans with no underwear.
I love it
Luckily it appears everyone in this thread is wearing underwear, even if it is on backwards and/or inside out.
I ripped out the inseam of DS's jeans, sewed on denim patches (from another pair of really old jeans) on the knees and sewed them back up. They are far from perfect and it might be trashy but he is wearing those suckers to school. Those jeans were brand new.
I went to a nutritionist today and she put me on a diet that works for people with PCOS. It's time to stop being a fat ass.
Post by explorer2001 on Aug 28, 2012 17:10:10 GMT -5
I'm somewhere between terrified and excited about my appointment with a new surgeon tomorrow. They might have to revise a few procedures I've had but at least someone is taking it seriously.
I have $38.51 left in my personal checking account until payday (finally this Friday!!!). I'm sort of freaking out even though my savings has plenty of money to cover everything. Getting paid once a month is not working out so well. I really need to learn to stop the random spending.
Congrats sgrw. I am so ashamed that we have cockroaches. It is disgusting. We are not super clean crazy people, but we are pretty average clean. I blame the restaurant downstairs. We have lived here 5 yrs and seen 1-2 spiders and nothing else. Now.....ick. It is so embarassing to talk about. I called the landlord and they are coming to check it out and hopefully spray in a thorough way that doesnt mean we have to move out and tell other people about this.
We have cockroaches too. I blame it on living in FL.
I'm still mortified that the things on my foot were warts (flat warts). I've never had one before ever and was convinced it was skin cancer. I now blame my pedicure place.
Just tell people your dermatologist wanted to remove a couple moles. Mine always freaks out when he (every couple of years) sees the same dark one on my toe.
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G. K. Chesterton
I'm still mortified that the things on my foot were warts (flat warts). I've never had one before ever and was convinced it was skin cancer. I now blame my pedicure place.
Just tell people your dermatologist wanted to remove a couple moles. Mine always freaks out when he (every couple of years) sees the same dark one on my toe.
I ripped out the inseam of DS's jeans, sewed on denim patches (from another pair of really old jeans) on the knees and sewed them back up. They are far from perfect and it might be trashy but he is wearing those suckers to school. Those jeans were brand new.
Why didn't you just return them if they were brand new?