So, are we talking about that MMM thread..

[flex]

Since this is a different board than ML is it okay to ask for a summary?

[bcv513]

I honestly can't follow most of it

[Eagles]

All I can do is shake my head. I stopped earlier when it was at page 14, so maybe I should see if it kept going.

[pantsparty]

Are MMM flameful posts like ML randoms posts?

[speckledfrog]

The one where kirkette writes a thesis?

[MarmeeNoir]

It made me have a dream where everyone on the board was attacking me.



It's a very complex issue and hard to understand, but fuck I'm trying.

[snipsnsnails]

I tried. I really tried, but between the multiple pages and sleep training a 6 month old for naps, I couldn't hang. I figure someone will give a concise, albeit probably inaccurate summary at some point. That'll do.

[pantsparty]

Okay, apparently I didn't read far enough in...

[AHappierHour]

Did it get deleted?

[shamrockshake]

Jan 25, 2016 15:28:05 GMT -5 AHappierHour said:

Did it get deleted?

pandce.proboards.com/thread/508590/confessions-flammables

[jinkies]

I've been trapped in the house for 3 days straight, so I've read most of it.

I have no idea what to say about any of it though.

[kevin arnold]

Jan 25, 2016 15:25:45 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

The one where kirkette writes a thesis?

I think she prefers us to think of it more like the script for the next big Hollywood blockbuster. You'd get it if you were in the industry.

[snipsnsnails]

Jan 25, 2016 15:27:39 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:26:37 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

I tried. I really tried, but between the multiple pages and sleep training a 6 month old for naps, I couldn't hang. I figure someone will give a concise, albeit probably inaccurate summary at some point. That'll do.

I think it's pretty much impossible to make that thread concise.

Well, then, the summary will definitely be inaccurate! LOL. I figure I'll catch up tonight during a MOTN feeding. I do want to read it! I really do!

[Lucy Honeychurch]

It's maybe the most emotionally-charged, terrifying thread in existence.

It's like the message-board equivalent of the scene in that comet disaster movie Deep Impact where the woman and her father are facing the biggest tidal wave ever.

ETA: This.

[kevin arnold]

Jan 25, 2016 15:26:37 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

I figure someone will give a concise, albeit probably inaccurate summary at some point. That'll do.

If you're setting the bar this low, I could give it a go.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Also, after reading all of it, I could not resist changing my sig to a gif from Heathers. I'm sorry, universe.

[snipsnsnails]

Jan 25, 2016 15:33:14 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:26:37 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

I figure someone will give a concise, albeit probably inaccurate summary at some point. That'll do.

If you're setting the bar this low, I could give it a go.

Saddle up!

[laurack]

I read it. I cant provide a summary though. Not because I don't want to, I mean I actually literally can't. Lol. Very bizarre thread

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Or this. This works too.

[flex]

Jan 25, 2016 15:25:29 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Kirkette whimsically threatened to shoot Miso in the face. For starters.

Oooooh...really???  ::hikes up skirts and runs off to MMM::

[v]

I would be careful of what you say here because she may have you sent to jail, as she usually does when people cross her.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:38 GMT -5 v said:

I would be careful of what you say here because she may have you sent to jail, as she usually does when people cross her.

This, frankly, was the scariest part to me.  

[Eagles]

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:59 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:38 GMT -5 v said:

I would be careful of what you say here because she may have you sent to jail, as she usually does when people cross her.

This, frankly, was the scariest part to me.  

I can't even describe what my face did when I read that. Fired? Arrested? What.

[v]

Jan 25, 2016 15:41:46 GMT -5 @booby said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:38 GMT -5 v said:

I would be careful of what you say here because she may have you sent to jail, as she usually does when people cross her.

or even scarier, she may just whip out her chequebook and make a donation in your name!

I'm still waiting to hear back from Girls Inc. about my plaque. Since it commemorates a many-year capital campaign, I want to make sure they spell my name right!

[AHappierHour]

Jan 25, 2016 15:33:58 GMT -5 @this said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:28:05 GMT -5 AHappierHour said:

Did it get deleted?

It's there, but the little red folders for when a thread gets long (AKA my alert for when it's time to read a thread lol) disappeared. 

I think that's what threw me off LOL! I was reading it earlier on my drive home and I wanted to finish and it wasn't standing out. Oops :/

[sfy]

Jan 25, 2016 15:39:58 GMT -5 @booby said:

it's the most ridiculous display of blind support ever

i have so many thoughts, but I'm afraid to say anything b/c koko and smo actually scare me. like, more than kirkette.

Alright, fuck it, I'm in.

Do you notice a pattern among these three posters?

I'll wait.

[sugarbear]

Jan 25, 2016 15:37:46 GMT -5 peachy said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:32:13 GMT -5 Que? said:

I thought she was a teacher? See? Fucking confused.

"In the other corner: We have have a slightly right of center brainy OC beach girl through and through AfricanAmerican pampered princess with a dash of German stubbornness. She's got the equally cushy job of lady who lunches, an even more expensive higher education price tag as she collects college degrees for the hell of it to avoid growing up. She's armed with a sharp tongue, insider information on almost every topic, and the ability to load and stack data to fool the general public. She doesn't care to break the glass ceiling because it would cut into her nap, beach, and shopping time. She's tiny as fuck, which makes her extra scrappy despite years of tennis and etiquette lessons to "calm her down, and be more ladylike, especially on the two occasions in her life when she's ever lost any challenge". Despite this, she's been the leader of every club, org., and company she's ever joined. She's sponsored by Teach for America, cushy Jesuit education where they have free valets on campus to park students cars, and Catholic Lite guilt surrounding the use of Bootstraps! Her rally song is a bitty mash up of Little Surfer Girl, by The Beach Boys, and All I Do is Win, featuring Luda!"

Not gonna lie. This is when I stopped reading. I... well. I just can't.

[Deleted]

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:59 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:38 GMT -5 v said:

I would be careful of what you say here because she may have you sent to jail, as she usually does when people cross her.

This, frankly, was the scariest part to me.  

What? Who?!

[Eagles]

But like Rex said, they are two separate things. Her valid points about race and being a woman of color in America are getting lost in all the other stuff, and it's hard to tease those points out when they're in the middle of a wall of rambling text.

[Lucy Honeychurch]

Jan 25, 2016 15:59:41 GMT -5 @lazerus24 said:

Jan 25, 2016 15:40:59 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

This, frankly, was the scariest part to me.  

What? Who?!

She said when people cross her IRL, she pulls strings and has them fired, prosecuted or jailed.