Pretty sure I will be single forever.

[pugz]

He is very confusing!

[flex]

How odd!

[cleo29]

yuck!

I think you will find someone amazing. I met H on Match

[sometimesrunner]

That is some grade A backpeddaling right there.

[elleblue]

Ugh. What a bunch of ridiculousness. Dude needs to get a clue and realize JESUS WOULD NOT DO THAT.

[pumpkin]

Wow! Maybe he's confused?
And I'm with you, if this is what's out there we'll remain single together.

[underwaterrhymes]

I'm reading that passage differently than others, I think.

Paired with the dick pic, I think he's telling you to worship him (as opposed to Him).

Regardless, he's a douchebag. Possibly also a religious douchebag. But definitely at least a douchebag.

[muffin0]

  
wait what?

[eb777888]

Jan 31, 2016 21:23:24 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I'm reading that passage differently than others, I think.

Paired with the dick pic, I think he's telling you to worship him (as opposed to Him).

Regardless, he's a douchebag. Possibly also a religious douchebag. But definitely at least a douchebag.

This is how I took it, too. 

[muffin0]

Jan 31, 2016 21:23:24 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I'm reading that passage differently than others, I think.

Paired with the dick pic, I think he's telling you to worship him (as opposed to Him).

Regardless, he's a douchebag. Possibly also a religious douchebag. But definitely at least a douchebag.

I read it that way too, but then when no one else said anything I thought I was totally off. 

[cuddlyevil]

Send him my sig pic. Then block.

[waffletime]

[Deleted]

WTF?

[demelza]

If he is saying "worship my dick/me" is his dickpic like significantly special or something? Is he packing 9 inches... ?

[lilac05]

That is so bizarre!

I'm with tators. You seem pretty awesome...there aren't many guys out there who will be able to match that!

[underwaterrhymes]

Jan 31, 2016 21:24:51 GMT -5 tators said:

Jan 31, 2016 21:23:24 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I'm reading that passage differently than others, I think.

Paired with the dick pic, I think he's telling you to worship him (as opposed to Him). I thin

Regardless, he's a douchebag. Possibly also a religious douchebag. But definitely at least a douchebag.

Or that he is thinking of her as his god?

I think the reverse, actually. I should be YOUR god, is what I think he's saying.

[FastHands]

Yeah I read that choice of verse as particularly sinister and notźreally-about-Jesus. Which just ups the creep factor about a billion times.

[FastHands]

Jan 31, 2016 21:34:55 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jan 31, 2016 21:24:51 GMT -5 tators said:

Or that he is thinking of her as his god?

I think the reverse, actually. I should be YOUR god, is what I think he's saying.

Yeah, that's how I read it too.

[So_Fetch]

Josh Duggar, is that you? Wth.

[pretzel]

He is telling you to worship his phallus.

Ick.

[miniroller]

Not the only one out there, tho!! (Speaking on behalf of H's bf )

Ah!! mp um, I can't believe I posted this a tiny bit tipsy (embarrassed face) & do feel the need to point out my other fish in the sea/ H's bf reference was to his best friend, not his boyfriend! Right. Friend is currently single, & I've heard some stories that make me grateful I'm out of the dating world today! Anyway, I could relate that experience to your post & tipsily didn't include the details, SO felt the need to explain a bit further. Especially so you know my husband doesn't have a boyfriend. Sorry! But I promise there are a couple normal(ish) ones out there

[demofea01]

So he sends you an unsolicited dick pic and then follows up with some scripture which suggests that you should be worshipping him. He sounds like a real catch.

[flatlan]

Hmmmm......

[pandora]

I don't understand the issue - when's the date?

Kidding, no wtf. Abort, abort. Dude thinks he's God or is batshit crazy.

[cuccaro]

I follow Justin Beiber on IG (lol) and he posted that same bible scripture photo. I wonder if that guy stole Beiber's pic?

Eta: ok I just looked at the IG post again and the backgrounds are different. What a weird coincidence, though!

[sessy]

WTF

[Champagne Supernova]

WTF?

Not worth it.

[alzi]

Jan 31, 2016 21:23:24 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I'm reading that passage differently than others, I think.

Paired with the dick pic, I think he's telling you to worship him (as opposed to Him).

Regardless, he's a douchebag. Possibly also a religious douchebag. But definitely at least a douchebag.

This is how I read it. Gross

[lexxasaurus]

Jesus wouldn't send unsolicited dick pics.

I agree that the scripture reads as scary "worship me as your god" like. Creeper.

[pugz]

All you need is Herman girl, i think he will be a matchmaker for you. Pug meetups, what whaaaat!