Nothing. I know that's super helpful. We don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Actually, I lied. E is going to help me make valentines for his class at daycare, so I was going to make another one for DH. But that one will really be from E rather than me.
I don't know if I can be bothered to do anything. Normally I make him a card, but that sounds like a ton of work and I'm fresh out of original ideas. He'll be lucky if we have a successful sexual encounter lol.
I'm going to order a new frying pan and a pair of silk boxers and call it good. The pan is more for me...so are the boxers lol.
Last year I did a "hot" basket - hot sauce, hot tamales, spicy jerky, cinnamon candies, spicy chips etc. basically whatever I could find at target that was "hot." He loves that though.
I just bought my H a new RFID-blocking leather wallet and will give him that for Valentine's Day. His current wallet is getting pretty beaten up (I actually gave that to him 7 years ago!).