I'm super buzzed

[underwaterrhymes]

And also bored. We need to liven things up.

Post here and I will tell you dumb things I have done.

[flex]

Yay! I love buzzed/drunken "dumb things I have done" posts!

[intentionalsnarkshark]

Yes please.

[BaliHai]

Yes please!

[knx9211]

I thought Sean Connery was Welsh.

Your turn.

Ps Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh. You're welcome.

[MixedBerryJam]

I'm always up for "dumb stuff other people have done" so count me in! I don't have to share my dumb stuff though, right?

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:00:27 GMT -5 flex said:

Yay! I love buzzed/drunken "dumb things I have done" posts!

i dropped out of college when I was 19 because I wasn't attending classes and had a 2.3 GPA.

I wasn't attending classes because I was a paid extra in Major League 2 by day and a waitress by night and I thought I was going to be a soap opera actress.

(I later went back and got a 4.0.)

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:00:53 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Yes please.

I had a handjob / blowjob threesome with two guy friends in my hot tub.

It wasn't really mine. It was my roommates who owned the house. We had to drain it.

[cleo29]

Yay! I have been a bit down realizing how expensive hotels are.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:01:20 GMT -5 BaliHai said:

Yes please!

I got wicked super drunk when I joined the Peace corps during training.

We had finished our first two weeks of training on St Lucia and we're headed for our respective islands and we're celebrating with our fellow trainees and the current PCVs there. I bought beer with the intention of drinking that, but one of my fellow trainees was making rum and cokes so I drank that instead.

I was a mess. I probably had alcohol poisoning and they were trying to rouse me by feeding me carrots. I spent the night on someone's bed and my poor home stay mom was so worried.

She was awesome and I felt terrible.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:04:59 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

I thought Sean Connery was Welsh.

Your turn.

Ps Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh. You're welcome.

My sister and I used to invite friends over when I was 12 or 13 and would suggest we okay he sleeping bag game.

The sleeping bag game involved putting our friends in sleeping bags and dragging them all over the house and sometimes down the stairs.

This is probably why it wS hard for me to make friends when I was younger.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:05:47 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

I'm always up for "dumb stuff other people have done" so count me in! I don't have to share my dumb stuff though, right?

I really had a if crush on a guy in college.

He told me I smelled good.

I was wearing Victoria's Secret apple lotion.

I went out and bought every single apple thing they had.

[whitemerlot]

More!

[knx9211]

Feb 10, 2016 18:16:18 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Feb 10, 2016 18:04:59 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

I thought Sean Connery was Welsh.

Your turn.

Ps Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh. You're welcome.

My sister and I used to invite friends over when I was 12 or 13 and would suggest we okay he sleeping bag game.

The sleeping bag game involved putting our friends in sleeping bags and dragging them all over the house and sometimes down the stairs.

This is probably why it wS hard for me to make friends when I was younger.

.....Can I play?

[TR]

You are so much more interesting than I am.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:12:28 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Yay! I have been a bit down realizing how expensive hotels are.

First, did you get my email? There are options.

Second, when I was on the Disney College Program, I used to take the auto train.

One time, I got to hanging out with a female Med student and a male lawyer. We were having a great times playing I Never. I was honest, which is a mistake.

The girl went to sleep. It was late. The guy (super hot, btw) tucked his blanket up into the overhead and stripped down to a g-string and made a motion for me to come over to his little cubby of love.

I chickened out.

(Maybe not a mistake because g-string. But Did I mention he was hot?)

[gretchenindisguise]

I love you.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:17:49 GMT -5 whitemerlot said:

More!

Most of mine are drinking or sex related.

Sorry.

My sister met ab Australian guy when she was traveling who she thought was cool and she put us in touch because he was coming through Orlando, where I lived at the time.

My super beautiful friend and I met up with him and his buddy.

On the second night we hung out, we went back to their hotel room.

He had the biggest penis I have ever seen. I had my period and I have never been so grateful to only give head.

So blessing and a curse?

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:18:32 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

Feb 10, 2016 18:16:18 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

My sister and I used to invite friends over when I was 12 or 13 and would suggest we okay he sleeping bag game.

The sleeping bag game involved putting our friends in sleeping bags and dragging them all over the house and sometimes down the stairs.

This is probably why it wS hard for me to make friends when I was younger.

.....Can I play?

LOL. It's been awhile, but I think I remember how.

[juliachild]

Feb 10, 2016 18:16:18 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Feb 10, 2016 18:04:59 GMT -5 knx9211 said:

I thought Sean Connery was Welsh.

Your turn.

Ps Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh. You're welcome.

My sister and I used to invite friends over when I was 12 or 13 and would suggest we okay he sleeping bag game.

The sleeping bag game involved putting our friends in sleeping bags and dragging them all over the house and sometimes down the stairs.

This is probably why it wS hard for me to make friends when I was younger.

I played this game too! We also would all get in sleeping bags and line up in a row. Then one person would roll over everyone. I have no idea why that was amusing at the time. 

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:19:11 GMT -5 TR said:

You are so much more interesting than I am.

This is probably the worst one.

I was dating (sleeping with) a guy who was legitimately a psychopath.

I was so incredibly attracted to him because I thought I could fix him. But he was ducked up.

One night we were having sex on his couch and I noticed his roommate was watching. I found out they had planned it.

I had sex with him after that. Dumb.

But then I wrote a paper about him for my psychology class and got an A And the professor read it out loud as an example of antisocial personality disorder.

I got an A.

[snipsnsnails]

This post is everything.

[marylennox]

So is this like a new twist on AMA? No one actually has to think of something to ask but you still get to talk about yourself? Lol

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:25:25 GMT -5 gretchenindisguise said:

I love you.

I've done a lot of dumb things.

I've had over 40 (!!!!) different jobs because I used to get bored and quit quickly. This is no longer the case, but when I wrote them all out once I was embarrassed.

[malibu]

This is the best post ever.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:32:05 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

This post is everything.

this one is not my fault. I was 18 and my sister was 15 and had just gotten her learner's. We were home alone and I told her I would take her out driving.

I let her get behind the wheel and she drove into the ditch in our front yard.

The guys doing construction across the street laughed at us, but hauled is out.

We lied to our parents and said our friends did it, but there was sod in my car's exhaust pipe so we were totally busted.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:32:37 GMT -5 marylennox said:

So is this like a new twist on AMA? No one actually has to think of something to ask but you still get to talk about yourself? Lol

YEP!

I love to talk about myself. This should be obvious by now.



If kevin arnold were here she would like your post.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 18:36:27 GMT -5 malibu said:

This is the best post ever.

Once I got really drunk when I first when back to college. I danced with a closet door, I lied about my sexual experiences to a room full of people. (I have not given blow jobs to more than 20 people.)

I went downstairs and one guy followed me.

I was not interested, so I closed my bedroom door.

I had to puke, though, and instead of using the trash can or the bathroom (which I could have made), I swept everything off my dresser and puked all over the top of it.

Then I used my T-shirts to clean up.

I'm still best friends with that roommate, so I must have some redeeming qualities.

[Deleted]

I've always wondered how one gives a bj in a hot tub.

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 10, 2016 19:03:24 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

I've always wondered how one gives a bj in a hot tub.

They either had their knees on the seat or were standing up. I wasn't quite sure.

There was a third guy there in the beginning, but he got uncomfortable and left.

The night had started off very innocently with me and two female friends. We listened to Nora Jones and drank Maritinis.

I never should have gone to TGIFridays.