What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

[hisno1girl]

Aye matey!!

I'M HERE ALL NIGHT FOLKS!

[cleo29]

It took me longer than I want to admit to get the joke. lol

[Deleted]

I pirate walked into a bar. He had a big wooden ship wheel stuck in the front of his pants.

Bartender says "what's that wheel doing in your pants??"

The pirate says "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

[ava]

Took me a while too, then laughed an embarrassingly amount of time.

[lilac05]

LOL.

I'll have to remember this the next time my 5 year old insists that it's family joke time & puts me on the spot!

[calle28]

I had to say it out loud like 5 times. Ha!