L's teacher pulled me aside last night to tell me that L has been using "potty words." Like, literally. She told a boy she was going to poop on his head. I'm struggling because I might kind of think poop is hilarious. #motheroftheyear lol
Also, I'm taking her to her school Sweetheart Dance tonight. I am... not excited.
I've been non stop since I woke up, and I'm exhausted. I helped at my kids fun run at her school, and the second group of kids got a color run so I got to fling powdered shit at kids. I was so orange. I took a bath in the publix bathroom sink and still was orange.
I then did today's C25k so I was orange AND stinky. I just finally got a shower and I said fuck it, I'm in turquoise shorts a brown shirt (no bra) and a pink hair towel wrap.
H is bringing home pizza and I'm tempted to say fuck my daily calories and start drinking.
lol. What do they expect you to do about your kid saying poop at school? I have to imagine many (most??) homes allow it, so the issue is the school teaching them the school rule. At my son's preschool, we just tell kids that at school, potty words Are only allowed in the bathroom, so if they want to use them then they can go stand in the bathroom and have at it.
lol. What do they expect you to do about your kid saying poop at school? I have to imagine many (most??) homes allow it, so the issue is the school teaching them the school rule. At my son's preschool, we just tell kids that at school, potty words Are only allowed in the bathroom, so if they want to use them then they can go stand in the bathroom and have at it.
Yeah, I told her on the way home that we couldn't say those things at school. So she starts going "booty butt poopy face! I can say it as much as I want at home!"
lol. What do they expect you to do about your kid saying poop at school? I have to imagine many (most??) homes allow it, so the issue is the school teaching them the school rule. At my son's preschool, we just tell kids that at school, potty words Are only allowed in the bathroom, so if they want to use them then they can go stand in the bathroom and have at it.
Yeah, I told her on the way home that we couldn't say those things at school. So she starts going "booty butt poopy face! I can say it as much as I want at home!"
Post by themysteriouswife on Feb 12, 2016 17:59:24 GMT -5
Um we call Nutella on graham crackers poop sandwiches. And we may or may not call the baby poopy pants. I would laugh at the teacher. Kids are gross and like to talk about bodily fluids and functions.
One of my coworkers posted a fb status about not sleeping much because they were nauseous most of the night. Not surprisingly they got asked "r u preggars?"
Why do people feel that's an appropriate question? I was really tempted to respond with a "why would you ask that? That's a horribly inappropriate question" but I know this cw would not respond well to that.
Though I also think it's weird to post a status about that anyway; no one cares. lol
lol. What do they expect you to do about your kid saying poop at school? I have to imagine many (most??) homes allow it, so the issue is the school teaching them the school rule. At my son's preschool, we just tell kids that at school, potty words Are only allowed in the bathroom, so if they want to use them then they can go stand in the bathroom and have at it.
Yeah, I told her on the way home that we couldn't say those things at school. So she starts going "booty butt poopy face! I can say it as much as I want at home!"
This kid.
Dude, in the five minutes I spent in DS 2's Pre-K classroom this afternoon during pickup I heard the following conversation:
Boy: Guess what I just did!
Girl: What?
Boy: FARTED!
Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'd frankly be worried if kids this age didn't find scatological humor hilarious and appropriate in any context. Methinks L's teacher needs to simmer down a bit and/or redirect that kind of talk without letting it faze her.
Post by ginandjucie24 on Feb 12, 2016 18:19:43 GMT -5
I found the box of candy canes that never made it on to the Christmas tree! I love candy canes so so much.
I am watching the walking dead marathon and am having irrational fears about having my baby during the zombie apocalypse. This shows triggers my need to hoard all the things.
I legit have to get a full length mirror. I just saw my reflection in a mirror at kohls and I look terrible. I should have been fired for these pants and the boots with the pants and the length of the shirt with the pants. My entire bottom half is a nightmare. I'm so embarrassed
Post by AHappierHour on Feb 12, 2016 18:26:37 GMT -5
It's only 3:23 and I just poured myself a stiff vodka soda. H took the little kids to get a new baby gate. I'm watching the parenthood and just crying. I'm not having a good day. I lost it when I went up to the girls rooms and they were destroyed. I spent hours on Tuesday cleaning and organizing them.
It's only 3:23 and I just poured myself a stiff vodka soda. H took the little kids to get a new baby gate. I'm watching the parenthood and just crying. I'm not having a good day. I lost it when I went up to the girls rooms and they were destroyed. I spent hours on Tuesday cleaning and organizing them.
I've been drinking since 2. This is not normal! David is home sick and this week has been a total shitshow with my IL's. OMG. So much fucking drama. And my fucking back hurts again. Oh, and I now have 4 kids over at my house for the night. Hahahahahaha ::cries:::: Wine.