Psa: fuck first

[muffin0]

I totally read this as FUCK FIST!

And now I'm crossing my legs, doing kegels, and cringing at the thought.

[muffin0]

Feb 13, 2016 13:19:34 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

Feb 13, 2016 13:17:38 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

I totally read this as FUCK FIST!

And now I'm crossing my legs, doing kegels, and cringing at the thought.

Ow

I KNOW!

[verycontrary247]

The only bad thing about fucking first is you inevitably have to fix or redo hair and makeup, which is annoying.

My strategy is to go to dinner first, then do something afterwards (this year, going to see a movie) so food has time to settle and both parties sober up a bit, then you go home and fuck.

[emsumm]

Feb 13, 2016 14:00:02 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

The only bad thing about fucking first is you inevitably have to fix or redo hair and makeup, which is annoying.

My strategy is to go to dinner first, then do something afterwards (this year, going to see a movie) so food has time to settle and both parties sober up a bit, then you go home and fuck.

Lol. You're so young and cute.

[underwaterrhymes]

Or you could do like I plan on doing and snarf down an apple sauce pouch, goldfish crackers and a glass of wine in an effort to get the kids into bed early so you can furtively fuck while hoping the baby who just had six month shots and is fussy as hell doesn't wake up.

The Romance is alive, folks.

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2016 14:32:46 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Or you could do like I plan on doing and snarf down an apple sauce pouch, goldfish crackers and a glass of wine in an effort to get the kids into bed early so you can furtively fuck while hoping the baby who just had six month shots and is fussy as hell doesn't wake up.

The Romance is alive, folks.

Lol! This will be me, except replace the shots with teething and separation anxiety. Dirty talk will consist of "hurry up, the baby's going to start crying"

[TR]

Feb 13, 2016 14:36:09 GMT -5 lucybrown said:

Feb 13, 2016 14:00:02 GMT -5 verycontrary247 said:

The only bad thing about fucking first is you inevitably have to fix or redo hair and makeup, which is annoying.

My strategy is to go to dinner first, then do something afterwards (this year, going to see a movie) so food has time to settle and both parties sober up a bit, then you go home and fuck.

Unless....sex before getting ready. That seems to be our routine. Apparently something about showering gets us going, lol.

It's good advice though. After a giant meal, fucking is the last thing I feel like doing.

Yeah, I like doing this, but it doesn't work for those going on dates who don't live with their dates. 

But there's always doing it up against a table or something to avoid messing up your hair

[miniroller]

Feb 13, 2016 13:17:38 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

I totally read this as FUCK FIST!

Well, Valentine's Day is tomorrow... A little (heh) something special?

[MixedBerryJam]

Feb 13, 2016 14:32:46 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Or you could do like I plan on doing and snarf down an apple sauce pouch, goldfish crackers and a glass of wine in an effort to get the kids into bed early so you can furtively fuck while hoping the baby who just had six month shots and is fussy as hell doesn't wake up.

The Romance is alive, folks.

Or have a big fancy dinner and rich dessert, and then look at each other and say, "Maybe tomorrow."

[underwaterrhymes]

Feb 13, 2016 14:43:27 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Feb 13, 2016 14:32:46 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Or you could do like I plan on doing and snarf down an apple sauce pouch, goldfish crackers and a glass of wine in an effort to get the kids into bed early so you can furtively fuck while hoping the baby who just had six month shots and is fussy as hell doesn't wake up.

The Romance is alive, folks.

Or have a big fancy dinner and rich dessert, and then look at each other and say, "Maybe tomorrow."

LOL.

It's our anniversary. I'd rather have the sex than a fancy dinner.

[cleo29]

We actually do this most times the girls are out of the house or when we went away last summer. Not to mean this in an unromantic way, but I like getting it out of the way rather than pushing it off when I am not sure how tired I will get or if I will have a case of bad gas and bloat.

We are also way more relaxed and tend to enjoy the rest of our night more.

[cleo29]

Feb 13, 2016 14:55:26 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

Feb 13, 2016 14:51:47 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

We actually do this most times the girls are out of the house or when we went away last summer. Not to mean this in an unromantic way, but I like getting it out of the way rather than pushing it off when I am not sure how tired I will get or if I will have a case of bad gas and bloat.

We are also way more relaxed and tend to enjoy the rest of our night more.

Everyone is more relaxed after they orgasm.

Well, I know that, but I meant the whole evening is just more relaxed because it isn't this looming question of will we still be feeling it at the end of the evening or not.

lol

[friendz4eva]

I'm really digging this idea. 

[frkls]

Feb 13, 2016 14:43:27 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Feb 13, 2016 14:32:46 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Or you could do like I plan on doing and snarf down an apple sauce pouch, goldfish crackers and a glass of wine in an effort to get the kids into bed early so you can furtively fuck while hoping the baby who just had six month shots and is fussy as hell doesn't wake up.

The Romance is alive, folks.

Or have a big fancy dinner and rich dessert, and then look at each other and say, "Maybe tomorrow."

This has been me lately. Dinner, drinks and going to bed to sleep sounds so amazingly wonderful

[cleo29]

Also, sometimes knowing it is definitely going to happen around a certain time can add to the anticipation and build up.

[jlt19]

Feb 13, 2016 14:51:47 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

We actually do this most times the girls are out of the house or when we went away last summer. Not to mean this in an unromantic way, but I like getting it out of the way rather than pushing it off when I am not sure how tired I will get or if I will have a case of bad gas and bloat.

We are also way more relaxed and tend to enjoy the rest of our night more.

This is our new go-to. But mostly because DH has gotten to the point where if he drinks a few beers, he'll go on forever. Ain't nobody got time for that!

[muffin0]

Feb 13, 2016 14:39:56 GMT -5 miniroller said:

Feb 13, 2016 13:17:38 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

I totally read this as FUCK FIST!

Well, Valentine's Day is tomorrow... A little (heh) something special?

Have fun and report back!

[Deleted]

Too full to fuck is a very real problem.

Given the option, I prefer sex during DD's nap time, then a snooze, shower and then drinks, dinner and dessert.

[Deleted]

Feb 13, 2016 15:17:54 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

FYI- nothing is wrong with before and after either.

This is what we do most date nights.

[W.T.Faulkner]

This worked well for us this evening!

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Feb 13, 2016 15:17:54 GMT -5 @32flavors said:

FYI- nothing is wrong with before and after either.

Ok, how young are you?



Or maybe the question is how old am I feeling

[balletofangels]

Thank god we followed this advice! After Mexican and margaritas I'm so glad I don't have to do anything besides go to bed. Marriage is awesome!

[whitemerlot]

We've been doing it before we go out. So much better. The rest of the night seems more relaxed.

[looseseal]

This would be great if the kids weren't home.

Oh, hi, babysitter. Stay down here with the kids, and don't let them come upstairs for a bit. We're, uh, getting ready.

[Deleted]

H and I drank too much and ate too much to have sex last night.


It was disappointing but I slept great. LOL.