Boring is DEEP into Thrive. Help me.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

She is a LOT more into it than she has ever been, with any of her other MLM schemes.  I can only hope this leads to an even more dramatic tantrum when, once again, no one buys it.

March 11 at 9:10am
Seen this on a page I follow. And though I'm not a coffee drinker, I could agree with this, but then I say if coffee isn't working for you to give you the energy you want, get Thrive! Thrive is awesome. I have more energy than I have had in years. I should say since I was working night shift at **. Even if that lasted 3 months and finally realizing I'm allergic to pulp, stuff used to make diapers, paper towels, and anything along that line before it is combined with other stuff. That's been since 2006. It's not 10 years since I had to quit there and I now have energy to do the things I really want to do. Going to get a shower here once my time is up for my hair to be finished. Then waiting on my mom to head to the mall and Sam's club for a few things. Depending on the weather today and tomorrow might head out for some hiking. Thrive is the best thing to come into my life, thanks to my bff for showing me the way. This is just with a silly little patch every day. It seems crazy that a simple little patch could give me so much energy more days than not. But it does!!!

Yesterday at 3:53pm 
I am so thankful for Thrive today. I see a lot of people saying how the time change is making them feel overly tired and blah. Here I am full of energy. Just a quick placement of the Thrive patch on some flat area of my body and off with my day. Sure there is a shake and capsule you can take for extra support, but for me, I don't need everything. I do a shake (chocolate) every other Saturday when I'm not working. Just personal preference. Thank you, Thrive for helping me feel awesome! Who wants to Thrive with me?

Also:

Yesterday at 2:00pm
I'm proud to announce that DS has settled on his number for the 2016 football season. Say hello to # 1 for bantam football. His last year at that level. Next year he will be in juniors.

[cuddlyevil]

Come to me, I have beer.

[nicbreeful]

You know what we need?

WINE PATCHES.

[Deleted]

Only 10 short years later and she's recovering from the job she had for 3 months. Thanks Thrive!

[cabbagecabbage]

OMG my weird neighbor did/sold that for a few weeks. She pushed it hard core as a weight loss enhancer and I feel awful because she has put on a lot of weight since. I wouldn't trust that crap anyway but seeing her "results" truly worries me.

[BaliHai]

[sproctopus]

I would legit need to place that patch on my forehead. Nothing about me is flat.

It's a shame. Her pitch seemed so enticing.

[ladystardust]

Yeah, she lost me at the first word she typed.

[SpartanGirl]

I don't have enough energy to understand what she is trying to say. She is just now recovering from a night shift job she worked at 10 years ago? Seriously?

I read her first post a few times because at first I couldn't figure out what diapers had to do with her energy.

"Seen" is making my skin crawl too.

I love Boring posts so much.

[revolution]

Mar 14, 2016 17:51:01 GMT -5 @fkasmace said:

Also, the misuse of "seen" legitimately hurts my soul.

It is rampant around here. I cringe. DD is picking it up and I keep correcting her. DH says it and thinks it is correct. His whole hometown says "I seen on the news". "I seen in FB". Omg.

[whitemerlot]

What exactly is this stuff? Vitamin patches you stick on your skin?

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Mar 14, 2016 17:34:55 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

You know what we need?

WINE PATCHES.

I could MLM THE SHIT out of wine patches!

[kayl84]

You know, she could have a stalker with all that info she puts out there. That person could kill her and we'd be left with only about 4 hours worth of past Boring McWindbag posts!

Imagine being a fly on the wall in that police station when they go through her Facebook only to find a list of when she takes a dump to what her whole day has planned. "so I was going to go to the mall, target, and then get a haircut at (insert location), but I seened {I cringed even typing that} a guy following me & called the cops & now I'm at (insert local PD) AND I guess they're having a party because all I hear is laughter from the room next door."

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

20 hrs
Why is it we get sucked into the drama of reality tv? I never really got into watching The Bachelor until a few years ago. Even then I never really watched them the whole way through. This one I have watched the whole way through. I just couldn't picture meeting a guy and dating him while he he dates 24 other females. You can't get to really know someone in that short of time that they have to talk. And in what, 6 weeks give or take some weeks, asking one of them to marry you? Nope, that's why only a few of the marriages worked with these shows. I couldn't imagine someone asking my to marry them after only 6 weeks of dating in just a regular relationship let alone in one like the bachelor shows.

[special shoutout to killercupcake]

17 hrs
Another app in for a full-time position. Hoping to hear from one of the jobs I have put apps in for. As much as I love my job I have now, it just won't allow for full-time hours, ever. I would never be scheduled for more than 28 hours a week or 136 hours a month. I have never been scheduled for more than 17 hours a week so far. And right now I have less than that with losing one of my clients. Please, please, please allow one of these places to call me for a job. And of course, any job I go for will have to be 1st o 3rd shift in order for me to be able to run the kids to their sports and dance stuff. Even if dance is over on May 7 and football doesn't start until August. No soccer this Spring since we missed on-site sign ups for transferring DS to the league for AYSO. Apparently, that can't be done online. Well, good night all!

3 hrs
Next order for Thrive in! Hope it's here in time for when I run out of my current patches. I have enough until Friday. I can not go without these patches! They give me the energy I need to get through my day!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Mar 14, 2016 19:17:33 GMT -5 kayl84 said:

You know, she could have a stalker with all that info she puts out there. That person could kill her and we'd be left with only about 4 hours worth of past Boring McWindbag posts!

Imagine being a fly on the wall in that police station when they go through her Facebook only to find a list of when she takes a dump to what her whole day has planned. "so I was going to go to the mall, target, and then get a haircut at (insert location), but I seened {I cringed even typing that} a guy following me & called the cops & now I'm at (insert local PD) AND I guess they're having a party because all I hear is laughter from the room next door."

I'm putting her in charge of preemptively writing her own epitaph.