Post by sapphire bou on Apr 1, 2016 8:21:38 GMT -5
My brother shared this on Facebook with the caption "this horse sounds like some people i know". I'm most certain this is a snide remark on mine and work BFF's lifestyle... But it's freaking hilarious!
Once he knows you and/or realizes your child isn't the spawn of Satan, he warms up. A little.
He's never tried to kick or bite (thanks to the xanax) but frankly, I wouldn't really blame him as all of the asshole children tend to be drawn into him.
"OMG WHY DOES THE PONY HAVE BLUE EYES?!? IS HE BLIIIIIINND?"
No he's not blind but with your mouth breathing and snotty nose, I'm pretty sure he wishes to unsee the copious amount of boogers you just licked from your top lip. Where exactly IS your mother?
Please. Save the pony. Think of the tears he cries each night, knowing that unruly rescue children will try to hug him each afternoon when school let's out. Groundhog day is a real nightmare at HiCaliber. Summer is coming. It's like Saw XXVI for equines. "Would you like to play a game, Pepper!?"
If you're interested in Pepper, we would love to introduce you. Please, if you're childless, check your trunk before you drive away...he's looking for the midnight train outta here.