Literal shitty day

[Elsa]

It's teacher appreciation week assholes! Can't you just fucking appreciate for ONE GODDAMN WEEK?!

Fucking kids, man.

Lol

[killercupcake]

GROSS.

After our lockdown, nobody at our school is joking about shit in a classroom. And for that, I am thankful for our students. lol

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What do you mean he "made" those turds???

How the fuck do you make a fake turd? Do I even want to know?

[elleblue]

That kid is a menace. Shame you can't rehome.

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"What are you doing, son?"

"Oh, just making some fake turds"

.... .... wut.

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So you take an empty toilet paper roll or cut a paper towel roll in half and then continually wet and squish with your hand.

I actually joke about shitting on a colleague's keyboard the day I quit. I rather do the fake turd now and leave a post-it that says "you're shitty at your job".

[dragon's breath]

It might not get any better...

We had to work on the lift stations one day at work (poop pump). One of the guys made a fake turd out of brown play doh, even put corn in it to make it more "real". Another guy acted like he was reaching into the wet well (fake turd hidden in hand), and started chasing a third coworker with it. Guy who made the turd? Age 55. Guy who chased other guy with the turd? 30-ish. Guy being chased by the turd? 65.

I knew about it in advance and couldn't stop laughing, even though it was really gross.

[FastHands]

Tootsie roll; the big kind, not the minis (or the not-the-butterfly 90s dance craze).

What? You've never needed to clear a hotel pool...?

[auntie]

May 2, 2016 21:49:27 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

What do you mean he "made" those turds???

How the fuck do you make a fake turd? Do I even want to know?

Tootsie Rolls. Like in the disgusting Cat Litter themed cake.

[lilafowler]

Liquid ass???
No.

[my3boyz]

I think having 2 teenage boys has jaded me because I think this whole thread is hilarious. But my 15 yo loves pranking videos and our dinner conversations often involve innuendos about "eating meat" and " liking sausage". Liquid ass in the class is annoying but this is just funny (although food on a keyboard is a big no-no).