We are going to the beach this weekend. I'm trying to pack, my kids apparently packed themselves, I'm going to check to make sure they are least have enough underwear, but I don't think I care to make sure they have enough clothes.
I don't even care if I have enough clothes.
There is a washing machine of needed. I may have also started drinking a bit early. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Dinner, schminner. We have leftover pizza in the fridge, and I am too hot and tired after two school events (the latter of which involved hours in the blazing sun and humidity) plus a half day of work to GAF that both boys also had pizza for lunch.
Dinner, schminner. We have leftover pizza in the fridge, and I am too hot and tired after two school events (the latter of which involved hours in the blazing sun and humidity) plus a half day of work to GAF that both boys also had pizza for lunch.
I may also have started drinking already.
My kids had lunchables.. Because I had to run to public to get more ginger beer.
No fucks given, sorry for the autism* you might get from that shit meatkids.
*i don't mean to offend with an autism joke. I also don't think lunchables cause autism, everyone knows its blue box Mac and cheese powder..
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
DH packed everything for the cabin while I was at work - including a bag of clothes for me - and I didn't bother/didn't have time to see what he brought.
I just heard a lawn mower start and wondered what idiot would mow when the grass is soaking and it's still sprinkling. It's DH.
I really miss drinking, especially here, it's kinda hard lol. That doesn't sound good but I don't care, I want some wine man!
DH packed everything for the cabin while I was at work - including a bag of clothes for me - and I didn't bother/didn't have time to see what he brought.
I just heard a lawn mower start and wondered what idiot would mow when the grass is soaking and it's still sprinkling. It's DH.
I really miss drinking, especially here, it's kinda hard lol. That doesn't sound good but I don't care, I want some wine man!
Hahah are we sister wives??
Also My husband is "oh you are ready to go? Let me unhook my computer and bring that" (I'm not kidding. My seven year old just said no we are waiting)
H and I took the day off to celebrate our anniversary. We had breakfast with friends, an amazing lunch and drinks in the afternoon. We talked about the old days (lol) and agreed we are doing pretty good with this marriage and kid thing. We had sex, picked up a papa murphys pizza and now chilling at home with the kids again.
H and I took the day off to celebrate our anniversary. We had breakfast with friends, an amazing lunch and drinks in the afternoon. We talked about the old days (lol) and agreed we are doing pretty good with this marriage and kid thing. We had sex, picked up a papa murphys pizza and now chilling at home with the kids again.
Damn I should have bought a bottle of wine at the grocery store yesterday. Kicking myself because now I'm too exhausted to drive.
I didn't because I had planned on working on sleep training with Ava and I didn't want to be more sleepy. I started last night with her and my first words thus morning were, "just let me diiieeee." Ugh. What a brutal night. Already throwing in the towel today. I'm hopeless and she'll never sleep like a normal person.
Damn I should have bought a bottle of wine at the grocery store yesterday. Kicking myself because now I'm too exhausted to drive.
I didn't because I had planned on working on sleep training with Ava and I didn't want to be more sleepy. I started last night with her and my first words thus morning were, "just let me diiieeee." Ugh. What a brutal night. Already throwing in the towel today. I'm hopeless and she'll never sleep like a normal person.
Amazon now?! If you lived somewhere between Apollo beach and Vero beach I'd make me husband deliver some!