Fuck it Friday!

[happywife]

There is a lot going on here.

[iamgrace]

May 27, 2016 20:20:16 GMT -5 happywife said:

There is a lot going on here.

wanna order Chinese?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

May 27, 2016 20:20:16 GMT -5 happywife said:

There is a lot going on here.

My tits may be out, but everyone so far hasn't accepted or needed my apology

[otowngirl]

Ugh MH is out with friends at his monthly "book club" (at which he is usually until 1-2am) and I bragged about how I was going to stay up watching the new Bloodline season. He was like, 'yeah you'll probably be up until 10' and I was initially like NO WAY I'LL BE UP LATER THAN THAT. But now I just want to go to bed. ?

[ZoeHart]

The bridesmaids dress for my sister's wedding was was huge on me. I just picked it up this week and after the alterations it is TIGHT. I told myself I would eat nice and healthy this month to make sure I can zip that damn dress. And in the last 24 hours I have had gone out to eat twice and had several a drinks at the winery. Oops. I'll start the healthy eating tomorrow.

[happywife]

Our mayor just walked by me in line and said "vote for me!" LOL

[lilafowler]

WHERE IS MY PERIOD?

[lilafowler]

May 27, 2016 20:22:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

May 27, 2016 20:20:16 GMT -5 happywife said:

There is a lot going on here.

My tits may be out, but everyone so far hasn't accepted or needed my apology

My period is potentially missing. But there's no way I could be pregnant. I think?

[iamgrace]

May 27, 2016 20:30:29 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

WHERE IS MY PERIOD?

peri menopause???

Ducks
I'm sorry
Passes vodka

[iamgrace]

May 27, 2016 20:31:18 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

May 27, 2016 20:22:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

My tits may be out, but everyone so far hasn't accepted or needed my apology

My period is potentially missing. But there's no way I could be pregnant. I think?

my period is pulling alllll sorts of bullshit now that I'm 41.

[tinybride]

Tres leches?

[lilafowler]

I guess this fits in with Fuck it Friday.

I took a quick work break and got ducked the shit out of. DAMN.

[toepick]

There is nothing worse than going upstairs to bed and realizing your sheets are in the dryer.

Actually, it would be worse to realize they were still in the washer.

My life is boring.

[lilafowler]

The only reason I'm admitting this is because I'm tipsy.
Sorry

[muffin0]

May 27, 2016 19:56:51 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

May 27, 2016 19:51:10 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

I wanna go have sex in the park but h says no but it's so pretty outside

i fully support your endeavour.

I might be drunk.

My buzz is long gone... I didn't plan accordingly. I'm tempted to crawl to the back of our car and grab the bourbon to put in my diet coke.. I won't do it because it's not worth the risk. (I'm not driving, but I'm 99.9999% sure its still really fucking illegal)

Maybe I will have h pull over so I can take a shot..

H also asked for a hand job.. Dude. Sorry buzz is long gone and.the kids are asleep in the back seat..

[muffin0]

May 27, 2016 20:42:37 GMT -5 toepick said:

There is nothing worse than going upstairs to bed and realizing your sheets are in the dryer.

Actually, it would be worse to realize they were still in the washer.

My life is boring.

Fuck it Friday! Throw a blanket on top of that shit and relive the college days!!!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

May 27, 2016 20:31:18 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

May 27, 2016 20:22:31 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

My tits may be out, but everyone so far hasn't accepted or needed my apology

My period is potentially missing. But there's no way I could be pregnant. I think?

I don't feel like you're pregnant. I don't feel your uterusis calling to me or anything, so I think it's ok.

[muffin0]

May 27, 2016 20:43:23 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

The only reason I'm admitting this is because I'm tipsy.
Sorry

Admitting what?? I feel I'm not tipsy enough to understand.

Eta : nevermind. Go piss on a stick lady!

[muffin0]

May 27, 2016 20:37:44 GMT -5 happywife said:

Waited 25 mins for this free cake. It's incredible. We got back in line.

I need that in my life. Like right now.. Can you invent teleportation to make this happen??

[vicky]

Cheers, bitches.

[muffin0]

May 27, 2016 20:52:40 GMT -5 vicky said:

Cheers, bitches.

Not fair!!! I want my.buzz back!!

[Mrs.Rad888]

DH and I went out to dinner at the Stone brewery. I'm not much of a beer drinker, but I took a look at the beer list, and ended up ordering Mead. I didn't read the info correctly, I thought it had 8% alcohol content, but I took a good sized drink when it came to the table and thought I could breathe fire for a moment. Took another look at the drink list, and it was actually 16% alcohol. I was already buzzed by the time I drank half of it.

[cinderbella]

I obviously pissed the universe off when I was a tiny bit happy that Lucy was sick so I had to stay home with her instead of going to the cabin.

Molly puked tonight after she and H left for the cabin - he had to turn around because she didn't feel well. He made it home with about 10 minutes to spare.

It's a goddamn game changer when kids are old enough to barf directly in to a bucket or toilet, though.

[eb777888]

OMFG. We're trying to book my Boston trip for my grandfather's funeral. We're using H's miles and AA is fucked. H has been on the phone with them for the last hour. UGH!!!!!!

[muffin0]

We got to the beach last night, after I went to bed my husband moved inlaws telescope. When he went to move it back, I guess one of the adjustable legs wasn't tightened. He walked away and it feel over a few minutes later.

Its not the best telescope but it's fancy brass and looks pretty. H looked on Amazon now and prime and its like $1000 from them (I know FIL didn't spend that much and he got some random good deal on it) h already submitted a help ticket to their site in hopes of it being repaired for a couple hundred.

Today is my birthday, and I'm 75% sure I'm getting a telescope (possibly delivered here). Happy birthday me, here father in law will you accept my gift as replacement??

[otowngirl]

May 27, 2016 20:26:57 GMT -5 ZoeHart said:

The bridesmaids dress for my sister's wedding was was huge on me. I just picked it up this week and after the alterations it is TIGHT. I told myself I would eat nice and healthy this month to make sure I can zip that damn dress. And in the last 24 hours I have had gone out to eat twice and had several a drinks at the winery. Oops. I'll start the healthy eating tomorrow.

I had to have my dress for my bro's wedding altered. Actually, the top is like 3 sizes too big and designed in such a way that my tailor basically needs to reconstruct it. This dress is going to cost me nearly $400 when all is said and done.

[jezebel]

I love reading drunk threads the morning after.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

May 28, 2016 8:13:46 GMT -5 jezebel said:

I love reading drunk threads the morning after.

You're welcome