GOP consultant goes on epic anti-Trump Twitter rant

[Deleted]

I can't embed tweets, but holy shit these are amazing.

www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/rick-wilson-epic-never-trump-tweetstorm

My favorite three:

You won't escape the stain. It's like a big, visible "No Ragrets" chest tat that will mark your careers forever.

This weekend, people were lined up hundreds deep to give blood to the victims of Orlando. Your Cheeto Jesus was praising himself.

Your resumes will always read "Worked for a batshit crazy crypto-fascist who destroyed the GOP"

[heyjude]

Cheeto jesus lol.

[KateAggie]

"No Ragrets" is killing me.

[ESF]

If there is one silver lining in this whole Trumpster fire, it is that we get things like this.

[One Girl In All The World]

Unspinnable rat fuck bahaha

[mcsangel2]

Jun 16, 2016 15:58:46 GMT -5 KateAggie said:

"No Ragrets" is killing me.

This needs to become a thing.

[elleblue]

Jun 16, 2016 16:44:20 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

Jun 16, 2016 15:58:46 GMT -5 KateAggie said:

"No Ragrets" is killing me.

This needs to become a thing.

[mcsangel2]

Jun 16, 2016 16:48:30 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Jun 16, 2016 16:44:20 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

This needs to become a thing.

Right, but with a tat of the Donald. I would pay someone one million nest dollars to get that.

[bernsteincat]

Jun 16, 2016 16:48:30 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Jun 16, 2016 16:44:20 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

This needs to become a thing.

No regrets, huh? Not even a letter?

I about peed myself at that part.

[One Girl In All The World]

Jun 16, 2016 15:37:59 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Cheeto jesus lol.

You know Elizabeth Warren is like "motherfucker why didn't I come up with that!"

[OscarQ]

Jun 16, 2016 15:37:59 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Cheeto jesus lol.

Please, may we declare this the Jeb! of the Trump names until post-election?  No more with Drumpf or Trump - henceforth let him be known as...Cheeto Jesus.

[Deleted]

Jun 16, 2016 17:30:06 GMT -5 OscarQ said:

Jun 16, 2016 15:37:59 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Cheeto jesus lol.

Please, may we declare this the Jeb! of the Trump names until post-election?  No more with Drumpf or Trump - henceforth let him be known as...Cheeto Jesus.

I DECLARE IT SO!

[bellejar]

/dead

[jojoandleo]

Jun 16, 2016 17:33:46 GMT -5 @angryharpy said:

Jun 16, 2016 17:30:06 GMT -5 OscarQ said:

Please, may we declare this the Jeb! of the Trump names until post-election?  No more with Drumpf or Trump - henceforth let him be known as...Cheeto Jesus.

I DECLARE IT SO!

I'm crying tears of pure Joy at this news. Cheeto Jesus. Lol. My whole life I will never come up with anything that great.

[EllieArroway]

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

[elleblue]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

I scrolled down and started dying of laughter. Omg. 

[redshoejune]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

Lol, makes all threads funnier

[CallingAllAngels]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

Please don't ever change it back.

[sushi]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

Amazing. My drumpf still stands, though, right? Because I still laugh at it.

[tiramisu]

I love the change to Cheeto Jesus everywhere! Much more fun to read now.

[MrsAxilla]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

Lol! There are definite perks to being an administrator!

[Deleted]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

This is the greatest thing I have ever experienced/witnessed/been alive for.

[pixy0stix]

I love this abuse of power.

[ESF]

Jun 16, 2016 18:48:58 GMT -5 EllieArroway said:

lol, I replaced 'T R U M P' with 'Cheeto Jesus' everywhere on the boards.

I crack myself up.

You are the best admin ever.

[curbsideprophet]

This is amazing. I still think my favorite Trump nickname is Trumpster fire but this is funny.

[elleblue]

Jun 16, 2016 20:33:55 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said:

This is amazing. I still think my favorite Cheeto Jesus nickname is Cheeto Jesusster fire but this is funny.

Dying at Cheeto Jesusster fire.    

[darnkatz]

Jun 16, 2016 15:58:46 GMT -5 KateAggie said:

"No Ragrets" is killing me.

[ufcasey]

Oh man, from the other thread:
"...and have decided they cannot get onboard the Cheeto Jesus train."
I'm dying laughing

[anonymous]

Jun 16, 2016 16:48:30 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Jun 16, 2016 16:44:20 GMT -5 mcsangel2 said:

This needs to become a thing.

Dying! Lol

[bernsteincat]

So how does this work?


Cheeto Jesus.


ETA: FANTASTIC! BRAVO! WUNDERBAR!