s/o things you've done

[imoan]

Sept 8, 2012 21:36:32 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

I've had sex with tampon in me. I have no idea why but H (then bf) had something like a rug burn on his penis.

I did that once too. I totally forgot about it. I laughed my ass off when I went to the bathroom later and realized it.

[papie]

Saw the pope
Skipped a grade
Married the guy I picked up at the office Christmas party
Ate a worm
Shat myself while drunk and my ex (was actually my ex) had to clean my thong, get me naked, put me to bed (yes he was a keeper I guess but I was young)

[Deleted]

Sept 8, 2012 21:45:34 GMT -5 kessieblue said:

Sept 8, 2012 21:08:14 GMT -5 @sarajenn said:

Failed a polygraph for an internship with a law enforcement agency; to this day I have no idea why.

This scares me! If I ever had to take a polygraph test, I bet I'd fail! I get nervous and high heart rate at the drop of a hat.

I'm totally vanilla, though, and truly had nothing to hide. Those things are useless.

[papie]

Sept 8, 2012 22:13:49 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

Oh papie, I also pooped myself while drunk. And was having sex. Not even butt sex.

It's probably a good thing it was not butt sex

[rodeored]

-Voluntarily moved to Iowa, Ha!

-Grew up on a horse farm

-Rode a horse worth over a million dollars

-Was wait listed for an school in undergrad who then turned around and offered me the best scholarship they give

[Cricket0619]

Trekked in the mountains and stayed with tribes in Thailand

Pooped outiside a dumpster in between some apartments.

Had a client continue to come into me while she had her dead sister's body hiding in her basement.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Lived in a castle (it's on my college's campus, but I tell Lucy that I'm officially a princess!)

[fuckstick]

Sept 8, 2012 21:07:36 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Fuckstick, so why were you naked?

Shibari demonstration

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_bondage

[lilafowler]

Met Kim Deal.

Stole a cigarette from Kelley Deal (I still have it in a bag).

Nate from Guided By Voices shared his bottle of Jack with me and my friends while he was playing on stage during a kick ass show. At this same show I was smoking a joint, dropped it in the crowd and then used my magic pothead powers to find it and continue smoking it.

Flew from Boston to Seattle with Ecstasy and Xanax (pre-9/11).

Took the train cross country from Seattle to Boston (AWESOME!).

Peed myself in my sleep on my 21st birthday.

[lilafowler]

LOL. Very true. The ecstasy was the interesting part. I get a "duh" for the day.

[vccake]

Camped in many national parks like denali, yellowstone, glacier, kings canyon (on horse), grand canyon (on mule and got engaged at the bottom) and many others.

Traveled with a group of born again teens to canada to teach them to fish.

Camped and hosteled across the us. One hostel owner was a nudist and we all played strip trivial pursuit.

Been cock flashed by a mentally challenged teen -- detectives had to come, etc.

Pooped the bed from drinking.

Had a dude put a 'die Jews' poster on my apartment door after 9/11. He was caught and we went to court.

Now I go to bed at 10pm on a friday night though the kings canyon trip wasn't long ago.

[flamingeaux]

I traveled around the country in an 18 wheeler.
I've been a performer in a renaissance festival.
I've won $8K playing poker. (bad beat jackpot)

[augustblue]

Sept 8, 2012 20:57:22 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

-I was in show choir! JAZZ HANDS! We were invited to perform at Disney World

I did this! Magic Music Days

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Oh! I have another one.

I puked on XH.

[ILikeSloths]

Attended Christmas midnight Mass in Vatican City with the pope and was within a few feet of him.

Backpacked through Europe for a month. I know a lot of people have done this, I just don't know anyone else in person who has.

Helped my H capture and move a disgusting and bloody, injured opossum from someone's doorstep.

Went number 2 in my friend's yard by accident while drunk (was just intending to pee!). #partypooper

[montereybride]

- Anal sex
- Threesome with two guys
- Threesome with a girl and a guy
- Coke, crank (meth), shrooms, and various other drugs
- Pot brownies
- Served on a nonprofit board (lmmfao at this in the middle of everything else!)
- Shit myself (I was really effing ill)
- Passed out in public
- Used a strap-on on a guy
- Threw up in my own car
- Threw up (and probably shit or pissed in a bff's front [back?] yard). Alcohol was obviously involved
- Been bathed by a friend after doing above (I have the best girlfriends EVER)
- Been double penetrated
- Fingercuffs
- Sex on a train
- Sex with three guys in 24 hours (not at the same time)
- Sex with people I don't remember (my "number" is a mystery)

I'm sure there's more. I'm really fucking buzzed and I'm sooooo going to regret posting this tomorrow.

I'm so fucking lucky I made it to 30.

Seriously.

[montereybride]

Sept 8, 2012 21:18:18 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

lol I honestly don't remember the sex. I was near the end of my period, hanging out with my roommate, her friend, and a guy I was seeing. We were drinking (obviously) and the next thing I know, it's morning and I wake up naked next to naked guy. I went to the bathroom and noticed there was nothing in my trash can (so no wrapped up tampon), so I just figured we didn't have sex, but I thought it was weird I couldn't find the string.

I asked him if we messed around and he said we had sex. Insert confused face here.

After he left, I shoved my hand up inside of me and couldn't find anything, and started to freak out because WHERE THE HELL did I leave a bloody tampon?? lol. I finally figured out that I need to bear down and pretty much give birth to my long lost cotton friend, and walla. There she was. Right where I left her!

I can't imagine I enjoyed the evening's activities, but we were both too drunk to remember.

My sex with a tampon story is more like... It was supposed to be a blow job and then anal sex and he, hmmm, missed, and decided he didn't want my ass after all.

I was able to get the string with some effort.

[janegold]

Worked at the Pentagon.

Was on CSPAN.

Took the Bar exam, got married, moved and went on a honeymoon in the span of three weeks. Would not recommend.

[angelaa73]

Pffffft who hasn't had sex (did we have sex?) w a tampon in. It's a rite of passage!

[pantsparty]

Sept 8, 2012 22:52:10 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Met Kim Deal.

Stole a cigarette from Kelley Deal (I still have it in a bag).

Nate from Guided By Voices shared his bottle of Jack with me and my friends while he was playing on stage during a kick ass show. At this same show I was smoking a joint, dropped it in the crowd and then used my magic pothead powers to find it and continue smoking it.

I don't know who these people are.

[lilafowler]

Oh! I puked on a National Historic Park.

I sold a girl a fake sheet of acid and used the money to go to a carnival.

I was in the ProJo bulletin when they did a story on my forensic anthropology facial reconstruction class.

[Deleted]

Passed out in the bath to be woken up by my ex laughing because a poop was floating next to my face.
Drug free child birth
Cleaned Weird Al's hotel room.

[PinkSquirrel]

Sept 8, 2012 22:18:49 GMT -5 chilerellanos said:

But if we were having butt sex at least I could have blamed pooping myself on that....not that I was so drunk I lost control of my bodily functions.

My ex pooped himself while we were having sex. He was not drunk. I'm an asshole and spent the next few hours rolling on the floor laughing at him.

[marynjoe]

Sept 8, 2012 23:48:32 GMT -5 montereybride said:

- Anal sex
- Threesome with two guys
- Threesome with a girl and a guy
- Coke, crank (meth), shrooms, and various other drugs
- Pot brownies
- Served on a nonprofit board (lmmfao at this in the middle of everything else!)
- Shit myself (I was really effing ill)
- Passed out in public
- Used a strap-on on a guy
- Threw up in my own car
- Threw up (and probably shit or pissed in a bff's front [back?] yard). Alcohol was obviously involved
- Been bathed by a friend after doing above (I have the best girlfriends EVER)
- Been double penetrated
- Fingercuffs
- Sex on a train
- Sex with three guys in 24 hours (not at the same time)
- Sex with people I don't remember (my "number" is a mystery)

I'm sure there's more. I'm really fucking buzzed and I'm sooooo going to regret posting this tomorrow.

I'm so fucking lucky I made it to 30.

Seriously.

We have a lot in common.

[Deleted]

Sept 8, 2012 20:32:08 GMT -5 @sounderschick said:

Lose my virginity to someone twice my age at the age of 18.

Play oboe.

I also lost mine to someone twice my age. I won't say what age, but it was just legal. And my parents ended up finding out and flipped their shit.

[Deleted]

Sept 8, 2012 21:45:34 GMT -5 kessieblue said:

Sept 8, 2012 21:08:14 GMT -5 @sarajenn said:

Failed a polygraph for an internship with a law enforcement agency; to this day I have no idea why.

This scares me! If I ever had to take a polygraph test, I bet I'd fail! I get nervous and high heart rate at the drop of a hat.

Getting off topic since this isn't me, but my best friend beat a polygraph test, and told several significant lies during the test. We couldn't believe it. She did no reading up on this ahead of time and says she just tried to stay calm. I'm slightly worried she's a sociopath.

[textbookcase]

I feel like most of my good stories are drug-related.

I've eaten rattlesnake, cow tongue, and some sort of eyeball.

I glow stick danced on stage at clubs in Mexico when I was 16

I was pulled over for a broken tail light while I had 30 ecstasy pills in my pocket. I didn't get caught.

I also peed the bed well into adolescence.

I was a raver from 1998-2001.

I told my parents I was spending the night at friends houses on the weekends, but I really drove 4-5 hours to LA to attend raves.

[textbookcase]

More:
Driven a tractor
Raised chickens
Been forklift certified
Homeschool my kids
Married my h after dating for 3 months

[ErinExpat]

Moved to a foreign country (twice)

I guess that's it. I'm not very exciting or scandalous, LOL

[mesjms]

I'll step up to being arrested. My exH set me up on a bogus charge and I spent the weekend in jail. It was right after I moved in with my now H and he was freaking out.
Right after high school graduation my best friend and I went to a major amusement park and picked up a hot ride operator, went back to his place and I banged his even hotter roommate.
Had sex under a ride at the county fair. I think it was Musik Express.