Tuesday Randoms

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LOLOLOL. YOU"RE IN YOUR ZOOOONE

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Also, I saw my ghost again via my full length mirror. I can sit in bed and see down the hallway. I had goosebumps to the point of pain all over my arms and legs and I immediately jumped out of bed and ran into the livingroom. And it was in broad daylight. It walks from the hallway into the livingroom. My roommate's stepmom does voodoo and that creeps me out even more because the Stepmom and my roommate don't get along. I am wondering if I should white sage the apartment again.

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DH was asked to provide references for what I'm describing as the really good job (but not his first choice job) which would also require us to move (but we'd be closer to Detroit/where we want to live).

This could potentially be great but it makes for a bad couple of weeks as we figure out the next steps if he gets an offer.

[nicechicken]

@lemonlover, what now? I have missed the ghost convos. Please start from the beginning. I wanna get freaked out.

It snowed. I leave tomorrow for eye surgery (can't get it done in town) and thats about my life. Waiting for work to end.

[hamster]

I swear I had a ton of stuff earlier this morning...

But I got a 3% raise!

[steph96]

Trader Joe's has Gobblers. I see what all the hype is about! Who would have thought that Thanksgiving in a wrap could be so damn delicious!

[steph96]

Unladylike post ahead.... I've been dying to share this story from over the weekend. My husband and I were in the drive thru line and I had just ordered and pulled forward half a car length. It was a nice day so I had the sunroof open the entire time. The guy that took our order had a very deep voice that reminded us of a scene from Impractical jokers ( youtu.be/-jCL6bxzqS8 ) so we started saying funny lines from the scene. I was laughing so hard that I farted. It smelled terrible so I said "omg sorry! I farted and it STUNK!" and I rolled down the front windows. My husband thought it would be funny to loudly say "eww you farted and it stinks!!!" Right about then, the guy on the intercom was like "umm I'm still here..." Little did we know, the drive thru speaker played over the entire store. Everyone in there heard everything we said and knew that I farted (and probably even heard it). It was so awkward. I so wish I would have hopped the curb and drove off before it was my turn at the pickup window.

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Oct 11, 2016 13:08:45 GMT -5 nicechicken said:

@lemonlover , what now? I have missed the ghost convos. Please start from the beginning. I wanna get freaked out.

It snowed. I leave tomorrow for eye surgery (can't get it done in town) and thats about my life. Waiting for work to end.

So, when I first moved in, I had a few things happen like my digital scale turned on in my dark bathroom so it lit the bathroom up in a blue light. 

I would fall asleep and my tv would be on when I woke up but just the tv. not the cable box. like twice this happened. 

I would catch dark spots out of the corner of my eye like down on the floor by my bed or above my bathroom door.

My dogs would get all excited and wouldn't stop until I looked outside the front door and closed it again. But I'd never hear knocking or neighbors come in and out. 

I hear noises in our vents and even put in a work order for a mouse. They caught nothing and the noises persist to this day. It's like clawing/scratching/tapping even when we have the system turned off.

I would close over my door (so not shut it but enough where it made contact with wood) and it would just pop open like a wind blew it open but there's no cross breeze.

I thought our thermostat was broken or my roommate was messing with it. It would be set to 72 in the apartment but then heat up to 78 and even up to 84 degree. When my roommate went home for a month, I realize she wasn't messing around with it so it must be broken. I put in a work order and the guy said it must be preset from the last resident. Nope. He cleared it all off and it persists to this day. We have it set to 77 and it will cool the apartment down to 68 some days. Not a very MM ghost.

The last time I saw this ghost... I saw my roommate walk from her room thru the hallway to the kitchen and my dogs jumped off my bed to follow her because she feeds them human food sometimes. They come back into my bedroom after assessing the situation. And then I hear a knock on the front door a few minutes later. It's my roommate. I accidently had put the deadbolt on so there's no way it was my roommate walking around the apartment. It was a ghost. I burst into tears and told my roommate about all this stuff. And that's when she told me her stepmom practices voodoo and she's known for it back home in Jamacia. They say she used voodoo to get my roommate's dad to fall in love with her. 

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Oct 11, 2016 13:42:37 GMT -5 steph96 said:

The guy that took our order had a very deep voice that reminded us of a scene from Impractical jokers ( youtu.be/-jCL6bxzqS8 )

lol, I've never seen that one. I was doing the Ugly Silent Work Laughter at my desk just now.

I have a coworker named Larry and every time I talk to him I just want to yell LARRRYYYY!!!!!

Sorry that happened to you! 

On our one-year dating anniversary MH and I went back to the coffeehouse where we had our first date and we were paying for our drinks and I farted. I was hoping nobody noticed but MH was hysterical. Thanks, friend. 

[raangoli]

Oct 11, 2016 14:50:38 GMT -5 mbcdefg said:

Oct 11, 2016 13:42:37 GMT -5 steph96 said:

The guy that took our order had a very deep voice that reminded us of a scene from Impractical jokers ( youtu.be/-jCL6bxzqS8 )

On our one-year dating anniversary MH and I went back to the coffeehouse where we had our first date and we were paying for our drinks and I farted. I was hoping nobody noticed but MH was hysterical. Thanks, friend. 

Now I am doing the silent laugh at my desk. I am sorry! 

Related: the other day my MIL was visiting and I heard my husband's stomach making noises so I asked if he had to poop. You should have seen the look on her face! I was like "Oh you probably couldn't hear, but his stomach was making noises." She thought I was straight crazy talking to MH like he was a child  

[hamster]

H just sent me a text that in his view is a place of caring, but in my view is being a dick. Considering one of my biggest problems is that I just want to run away and start a new life, this is NOT helping.

[nicechicken]

Remember H's niece(technically cousin) that came and stayed with us for a few weeks in the summer-she was the vegan that I quasi-ed freaked out over feeding her?

So, we talked this summer about her coming to stay with us after graduation. She will graduate in January and come stay with us, and either work, or go to school until Fall Semester (she will travel during the summer). H and I agreed to let her stay with us if she wanted.

MIL (who lives NINE hours away) and AIL (who lives an hour away) are adamantly opposed to this idea. For no reason. H and I think that they really don't like her because she is shy, not very talkative (until you ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH HER) and the fact that her father is their douchebag (and he is a douchebag of epic proportions) brother whom they don't like much. She actually is a wonderful child, very mature, and is nice to have around.

Its SO WEIRD that they are trying to block her from coming to stay. It's like they ultimately think that THEIR OWN NIECE, is a HUGE burden to THEM, even though they literally will see her, maybe, a handful of times. I'm getting pissed about it and so is H. MIL has sent emails outlining on why this couldn't possibly work for us (H has replied to everyone correcting this).

[nicechicken]

hamster, I'm sorry. I'm pissed at your H too. Stop being a dick Mr. Hamster

[nicechicken]

Oct 11, 2016 14:41:50 GMT -5 @lemonlover said:

Oct 11, 2016 13:08:45 GMT -5 nicechicken said:

@lemonlover , what now? I have missed the ghost convos. Please start from the beginning. I wanna get freaked out.

It snowed. I leave tomorrow for eye surgery (can't get it done in town) and thats about my life. Waiting for work to end.

I thought our thermostat was broken or my roommate was messing with it. It would be set to 72 in the apartment but then heat up to 78 and even up to 84 degree. When my roommate went home for a month, I realize she wasn't messing around with it so it must be broken. I put in a work order and the guy said it must be preset from the last resident. Nope. He cleared it all off and it persists to this day. We have it set to 77 and it will cool the apartment down to 68 some days. Not a very MM ghost.

Was there a thread a while back about you complaining about your roommate because of this? I feel like there was! HOW FREAKY!

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Oct 11, 2016 17:33:02 GMT -5 nicechicken said:

Oct 11, 2016 14:41:50 GMT -5 @lemonlover said:

I thought our thermostat was broken or my roommate was messing with it. It would be set to 72 in the apartment but then heat up to 78 and even up to 84 degree. When my roommate went home for a month, I realize she wasn't messing around with it so it must be broken. I put in a work order and the guy said it must be preset from the last resident. Nope. He cleared it all off and it persists to this day. We have it set to 77 and it will cool the apartment down to 68 some days. Not a very MM ghost.

Was there a thread a while back about you complaining about your roommate because of this? I feel like there was! HOW FREAKY!

Yes, there was! And she was turning it higher but she swears not to 84. 

[insominac]

steph96

Omg silent work laughter and tears...

"Um... I'm still here."

Dying.

[blondemoment123]

I'm home!!

[blondemoment123]

Oct 11, 2016 18:28:56 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

I was a Dry Bar hair model today, and I feel fly as fuck after the blow out.

I wish we had those. I love my hair after a blow out, but it takes forever so I rarely do it.

[sfy]

You look fabulous, @kirkette! He did a good job .