most ridiculous house listing i've seen lately

[sushi]

The views are great. Beyond that, I want to see it featured inn mcmansion hell. It's hideous inside and out. So much fodder for the blog.

[CheeringCharm]

Mar 4, 2018 16:34:11 GMT -5 stephm0188 said:

It made me think of Prince Eric's castle in The Little Mermaid.

Utterly ridiculous.

Yes great description! 

Fantastic view though. I can't even imagine what it would be like waking up to that every morning.

[wambam]

I hate everything but the wine cellar.

[sonrisa]

Stan that's pretty amazing.

[Gato]

Oh my god that house is horrendous.  What a waste of a good view.

[yaga]

Mar 4, 2018 20:55:18 GMT -5 krystee said:

How is the property tax only $20K? That is only $10k more than mine and my house is significantly less than 1/8th the cost.

I can't imagine a house that is LESS my taste, but those views are incredible. But what's with picture 33? There are only four bedrooms, and that one looks like it's the size of a shoe box in a 7,000 square foot house.

I was trying to figure out why there were only 4 bedrooms, but then I figured they were each huge with separate sitting areas and probably huge closet/dressing rooms.

I laughed when I saw the picture of that bedroom. "Hey kids, look at this palace we just bought! But to keep you grounded, your room will be the size of a normal kid bedroom!" 

[rhys]

Is any of the furniture included with the house? I can’t imagine how much it would be to furnish it alone.

[dochas]

Mar 5, 2018 17:17:22 GMT -5 rhys said:

Is any of the furniture included with the house? I can’t imagine how much it would be to furnish it alone.

It better not be. I'm not paying $16 mil AND hauling all of their gaudy shit to the curb.

[zoomzoom]

Meh, it's only $87k a month. Who doesn't have that lying around?

The lot size is amazing. But the house...is not. Why do they have a dresser at the foot of their bed? Is that a thing? I've never seen that before.

[konapoppy]

Mar 4, 2018 20:55:18 GMT -5 krystee said:

I can't imagine a house that is LESS my taste, but those views are incredible. But what's with picture 33? There are only four bedrooms, and that one looks like it's the size of a shoe box in a 7,000 square foot house.

It is probably for a live in nanny or household staff.

[lexxasaurus]

My thrift store coffee table and hand painted dressers and side tables would look really awkward in there. I'm definitely not that fancy, lol. And $87k is more than we make yearly right now!

[AHappierHour]

I think that house was on million dollar listing but I don’t remember who went up there and took the listing but it looks very fimilar to me from that show.