Your Imaginary Divorce Registry

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Putting aside that most of you think this would be tacky, what would be on your divorce registry?

And, if you think it's tacky, spare us your harangue. This is simply an exercise in fictional fun.

[Deleted]

Lots of girly stuff. I'll come back with specifics.

[iamali]

A new dildo?

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Wine.

[Deleted]

Another cat

[bunch]

A chair to replace the obscene 1970s layzboy currently in my living room

[starryfish]

new sheets!

[Redpoppy]

I'd get new bedding. DH refuses even the hint of flowers on bedding.

[ecupirate04]

Money!!! Lots of cold, hard, green CASH.

[womet]

-Membership to an online dating site
-new sheets

[sopsyched]

Spa day, vacation registy, new bedding, shoes

[Brie]

I'd do one of those tacky honeymoon registries and register for a solo vacation to somewhere awesome.

I'd have to pry the Dyson out of DH's cold, dead hands, so one of those.

[Deleted]

I must say that I'm thoroughly disappointed in all the votes for BEDDING.

[womet]

Tell us what would be on your registry?

[Deleted]

I'm still thinking.

BUT IT WOULDN'T BE FUCKING BEDDING.

[Deleted]

breast augmentation :-)

[80sjunkie]

www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-P009-Boyfriend-Pillow/dp/B002RWJ9S8

[Velvetshady]

A shotgun.

[bunch]

Actually, if I was going to be single, it would not be fucking bedding at all

[mrshandy]

Sephora Makeup

a new wardrobe

A Coach bag

alcohol

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May 18, 2012 12:40:45 GMT -5 bunch said:

Actually, if I was going to be single, it would not be fucking bedding at all

What?

Single means more fucking with more men ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Muahahahahahahahahahaha.

Maybe.

[krystee]

A gray couch because he hates the color gray and I love it. A honeymoon (divorcemoon?) registry for a European vacation. Makeup so I could look nice on my dates (I can't bring myself to spend $50 on an eyeshadow palette). Cooking lessons (he cooks better than I do

[juris11]

Booze

Vibrator

Laser Hair Removal

Spa Trips

Smutty books (but NOT 50 Shades-like actual good smutty books)

Puppy

[shortstax]

May 18, 2012 12:39:36 GMT -5 80sjunkie said:

www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-P009-Boyfriend-Pillow/dp/B002RWJ9S8

Hilarious!

[ejpint]

Liposuction.
Spa day(s).
Fancy-ass gym membership.
Louboutins. Plural.

[heyrebekah]

May 18, 2012 12:42:13 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

May 18, 2012 12:40:45 GMT -5 bunch said:

Actually, if I was going to be single, it would not be fucking bedding at all

What?

Single means more fucking with more men ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Muahahahahahahahahahaha.

Maybe.

LOLs yes, I would need lots of fucking bedding.

And a vacation fund.

[Deleted]

May 18, 2012 12:40:45 GMT -5 bunch said:

Actually, if I was going to be single, it would not be fucking bedding at all

Speak for yourself.

/didn't release my inner slut before my first marriage and might have to after

[Deleted]

Ok, so maybe we all register for fucking bedding after all.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[Deleted]

Booze.
Plastic surgery.
Gym membership/trainer.
Salon services.
Cats (if I lost the custody battle).

[juris11]

I have more:

Trips to Italy and Spain, for the hot men

New clothes

LASIK

Birkin bag