Guess their ages...

[agnes]

How old do you think Jared Leto is? 



How old do you think Lev Parnas is?

[agnes]

SPOILER: Click to show

Jared Leto is 48 and Lev Parnas is 47!

[Pom]

I feel like this is a trick question.

[Patsy Baloney]

Morbius is actually Jared Leto's biography.

[Pom]

Slithering around Trumpworld is harsh.

[cattledogkisses]

Jan 17, 2020 16:07:42 GMT -5 Pom said:

Slithering around Trumpworld is harsh.

See also, Stephen Miller.  I'm always shocked when I remember that he's the same age as me.

[jinkies]

Jared Leto always looks like Courtney Cox with a beard to me.

Not the point, I know.

[agnes]

Jan 17, 2020 16:20:12 GMT -5 jinkies said:

Jared Leto always looks like Courtney Cox with a beard to me.

Not the point, I know.

[joy]

So Jared was 23 on My So Called Life. Fascinating.

And these pictures are frightening.

[goldengirlz]

There’s a 99.9% chance Leto had some help here (Botox, lasers, maybe even surgery). Look how smooth the man’s forehead is!

[msmerymac]

Jan 17, 2020 16:20:12 GMT -5 jinkies said:

Jared Leto always looks like Courtney Cox with a beard to me.

Not the point, I know.

I will never be able to unsee this.

[just]

Jan 17, 2020 16:38:31 GMT -5 goldengirlz said:

There’s a 99.9% chance Leto had some help here (Botox, lasers, maybe even surgery). Look how smooth the man’s forehead is!

Also that photo is retouched like crazy, he's probably wearing makeup, is on a red carpet, and is Jared fucking Leto. Not so much for Parnas.

I know that isn't your point though ...

[goldengirlz]

Jan 17, 2020 16:46:47 GMT -5 just said:

Jan 17, 2020 16:38:31 GMT -5 goldengirlz said:

There’s a 99.9% chance Leto had some help here (Botox, lasers, maybe even surgery). Look how smooth the man’s forehead is!

Also that photo is retouched like crazy, he's probably wearing makeup, is on a red carpet, and is Jared fucking Leto. Not so much for Parnas.

I know that isn't your point though ...

That’s exactly my point 🙂

Though I agree with Pom that being in Trump’s orbit should be a cautionary tale ... he looks truly beat, even for your average 47 year old.

[mrsukyankee]

I thought Parnas might be in his late 50s. Holy shit. Leto, well, he just looks plastic there. Guess mobsters don't age well.

[moreace01]

Leto I got right (also I'm around his age and loved My So Called Life when it came out). Parnas I was off by 20 years. Alas.

Also, Jared Leto is not that old, folks! He looks his age. IMO.

[AJL]

45 each.

[agnes]

Since you guys are saying Leto got some botox, then how ‘bout Matt Damon?



Born in 1970.

[agnes]

Or Ben Affleck? Born in 72




They’re like the basic bitches of white dudes.

[somersault72]

I got Jared right but was way off on Lev.

[StrawberryBlondie]

Jan 17, 2020 16:22:50 GMT -5 agnes said:

Jan 17, 2020 16:20:12 GMT -5 jinkies said:

Jared Leto always looks like Courtney Cox with a beard to me.

Not the point, I know.

Nah.. no offense to Courtney, but Jared's prettier.

[atarianna]

agnes that is pure gold!

[winecat]

And no Leto isn't embracing the gombre trend.

[AAM2012]

Jan 17, 2020 17:24:48 GMT -5 agnes said:

Or Ben Affleck? Born in 72




They’re like the basic bitches of white dudes.

Yeah but doesn’t he also do heavy drinking and drugs?

Not 100% on the drugs but definitely the drinking.

Edit: or are you saying Ben had work done...I’m too tired

[agnes]

Jan 17, 2020 19:00:10 GMT -5 AAM2012 said:

Jan 17, 2020 17:24:48 GMT -5 agnes said:

Or Ben Affleck? Born in 72




They’re like the basic bitches of white dudes.

Yeah but doesn’t he also do heavy drinking and drugs?

Not 100% on the drugs but definitely the drinking.

Edit: or are you saying Ben had work done...I’m too tired

im saying Ben Affleck looks like a regular ol’ 47 vs Jared Leto’s pretty boy 48.

Parnas looks like he could be their dad.

[bronxgirl]

I'd like to see them switch outfits. That would be interesting. I knew Jared Leto's age, but I figured Parnas was about 60 or so.

[goldengirlz]

I think Matt and Ben look their ages. BUT it’s Hollywood. If Silicon Valley techies are addicted to Botox (see yesterday’s post), then I have to assume most of Hollywood’s men are too.

[agnes]

Jan 17, 2020 20:28:45 GMT -5 goldengirlz said:

I think Matt and Ben look their ages. BUT it’s Hollywood. If Silicon Valley techies are addicted to Botox (see yesterday’s post), then I have to assume most of Hollywood’s men are too.

but like, so you think Billy Joe Armstrong, Lance Armstrong, and Eminem get Botox? Or how about Will Wheaton and Johnny Lee Miller?

[goldengirlz]

Jan 17, 2020 21:09:27 GMT -5 agnes said:

Jan 17, 2020 20:28:45 GMT -5 goldengirlz said:

I think Matt and Ben look their ages. BUT it’s Hollywood. If Silicon Valley techies are addicted to Botox (see yesterday’s post), then I have to assume most of Hollywood’s men are too.

but like, so you think Billy Joe Armstrong, Lance Armstrong, and Eminem get Botox? Or how about Will Wheaton and Johnny Lee Miller?

I mean ... I don’t know for sure for any particular individual, but why is that surprising? SO many people get it (men and women) and anyone in a youth-obsessed industry has probably at least considered it. Botox is the LEAST invasive thing you can do.

ETA: Every tabloid has covered the Eminem plastic surgery rumors ...

[isabel]

I'm guessing they're the same age and I'm going to go with 34 for Leto and 55 for Parnas. I am looking forward to reading the spoiler now. lol

eta: Spoiler affirmed what I figured, that they were probably somewhere in between. Take away, Leto looks fantastic! Parnas... well, that's what being a terrible human will do to you.

[Dumbledork]

Jan 17, 2020 16:07:42 GMT -5 Pom said:

Slithering around Trumpworld is harsh.

Isn’t Leto also a smoldering heap of garbage? Maybe I’m thinking of someone else though.