"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
I’m so sorry, even when expected, it’s never quite time. My ILs didn’t have memorial services either, it was hard for me to get my mind wrapped around that 15 years ago when MIL didn’t have one but it was easier this year when FIL passed away. We did something as a family to spread her and then his ashes.