My husband is an ass because........

[hamster]

Sept 27, 2012 12:34:49 GMT -5 cookies said:

My husband is an ass because he would flip out if he knew I was listing the reasons he's an ass on a message board. True story.

Seriously.

I don't get this post.

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Sept 27, 2012 12:52:14 GMT -5 Pilsy said:

Sept 27, 2012 12:45:03 GMT -5 @missy1 said:

because we both gained weight and people tell him he looks like he's living the good life while they ask me when I am due..

With friends like those...

hahah they are relatives..old people in our families like to gossip. Everytime someone sees me, I hear the pregnancy rumor.

[ijack]

PEOPLE, THIS POST IS TONGUE IN CHEEK!!!

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Sept 27, 2012 12:55:40 GMT -5 hamster said:

Sept 27, 2012 12:34:49 GMT -5 cookies said:

My husband is an ass because he would flip out if he knew I was listing the reasons he's an ass on a message board. True story.

Seriously.

I don't get this post.

They are just tongue-in-cheek vents about husbands.

[froggy76]

My husband is an ass because he forgot to buy me Vitamin Water the other night when I sent him out shopping while I sat on my ass at home.

[cjeanette]

My husband is an ass b/c he keeps avoiding being near me like the plague. The flu is not the plague dammit. I need someone to watch tv with me and play with my hair. DD can't do that when I sick.....

[WOT?*]

My husband is an ass because he's been working 15-18 hour days and I barely get to see him. He doesn't even bother to wake me up to say goodbye when he leaves (between 4:30 and 6:00 a.m. lately) and doesn't want to go for walks when he gets home between 8:00 and 9:00 p.m. Lazy lazy lazy.

Oh and he's only transferring a few hundred for the trip to Vegas since that's all I said I would need to shore up my "have fun" funds. WTF is up with that? Shouldn't he be transferring more just because he loves me and wants me to be happy and have fun?

[cherry1111]

Because he sleeps an hour later than me in the morning and still manages to get out the door before me.

[Deleted]

because he doesn't understand my need for naps.

[zombiemuse]

My husband is an ass because he hasn't found me yet. LOL.


I just wanted to play along.

[laptopvixen]

Sept 27, 2012 13:17:50 GMT -5 @little said:

I'm still confused. If this is IHO farmville's husband, isn't he an actual ass? Or did I misunderstand?

Half the people in this post actually do have husbands that do asshole things (LOL) and want to share

Half the people in here are doing that thing you do when an interviewer asks your weaknesses, like "My husband is an ass because he does so many amazing things for me I can't possibly reciprocate!!1!!"

Some posters are just making up shit.

115% of respondents are confused.

I'm pretty sure only you are confused at this point.

[puppydoggie]

I think the person wanted to have a complain about husbands thread! I think that's obvious. Sometimes venting about husbands can be funny, perhaps that was the goal. A serious,non-serious thread?

[hannamaren]

Sept 27, 2012 12:21:04 GMT -5 v said:

Your kids chew on your shoes? Is that normal?

Very common. I never would have guessed.

They do a lot of things that could also be the behaviour of puppies. Chew on shoes, wires, etc.

[Some Funny Name]

He spent all day yesterday cleaning out our guest house instead of finishing the work he has to do on a project that will produce almost immediate, significant income for us. And then I'm an asshole for not singing his praises for cleaning out the guest house. Grrrrr...

I don't know you all well enough to know why your husbands are assholes.

[Brie]

My H is a total ass for hogging all the newborn snuggles.

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Brie wins the thread.

/end of repies

[protozoa]

Sept 27, 2012 13:35:27 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Brie wins the thread.

/end of repies

OMG, I am melting!

[pugz]

lmao

dh is an ass because he reads the baby Dr. Seuss books which I HATE and thinks it is funny.

gotta go hide those books....

[womet]

Sept 27, 2012 13:34:37 GMT -5 Brie said:

My H is a total ass for hogging all the newborn snuggles.

OMG, he's so cute.

[80sjunkie]

Brie that is one adorable baby!!!

[casmgn]

My husband is an ass because he won't trade me his better players for my worse players in fantasy football.

[Deleted]

Sept 27, 2012 12:34:49 GMT -5 cookies said:

My husband is an ass because he would flip out if he knew I was listing the reasons he's an ass on a message board. True story.

Same! I'm in the GBCN closet because DH does not approve of message boards. I think he could stand to be a little more open minded about things like that.

[marchmom06]

Sept 27, 2012 11:51:34 GMT -5 hannamaren said:

My H is an ass because he plans to teach my daughter Farsi purely so they can talk about me. (he is joking, but it is kinda assy)

Who knew that I was going to be able to ditto this? Except, substitue sons for daughter. Drives me a little nuts. ;-)

[winnied]

Brie, I rarely think newborns are cute but your son is seriously adorable. I don't even think most of my nephews and nieces are cute as newborns and I love them to pieces.

[Ashley&Scott]

Cute pic Brie!

[dr.girlfriend]

My husband has a great ass.

Wait, what? That wasn't the question?

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Sept 27, 2012 19:25:29 GMT -5 dr.girlfriend said:

My husband has a great ass.

Wait, what? That wasn't the question?

Lol. Mine too. Me & my flat ass are jealous of it.

[UnderProtest]

Sept 27, 2012 11:53:05 GMT -5 hannamaren said:

And kimi's H is an ass because he only knows how to grocery shop in bulk.

I love this one!!! I completely forgot about kimi's husband and his bulk buying tendencies. And I'm glad some people got my humor.

[LauraMoser]

Sept 27, 2012 14:44:22 GMT -5 protozoa said:

Sept 27, 2012 13:35:27 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Brie wins the thread.

/end of repies

OMG, I am melting!

Me too! Come on November! I want to hold my baby too!! :-(

My H is an ass because he won't get a job that pays twice as much as his current job so that I can SAHM without having to worry about getting a PT job or babysit. Come on DH! Find that damn job!! ;D

[cinnamoncox]

Sept 27, 2012 13:34:37 GMT -5 Brie said:

My H is a total ass for hogging all the newborn snuggles.

That's a great pic, Brie
I'm happy for u guys he's adorable


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