I have such a huge ass.

[Doc_Lobster]

Not a fat ass, just a huge one. It dominates my entire body. H took a full length picture of me tonight and omg. My hips and thighs are bigger than those belonging to people who outweigh me by 30lbs.

It's kind of mindblowing.

[dcannie]

i feel like i have a pretty big butt for my overall size. but i also have large boobs to balance it out.

[Doc_Lobster]

So do I. I look like the result of squishing a nicely built 5'10" woman down to 5'3".

[gretchenindisguise]

My face is similar.

[silva]

ummmm. have you seen mine? yeah, you don't have anything to worry about.

[Doc_Lobster]

Oct 7, 2012 0:57:40 GMT -5 silva said:

ummmm. have you seen mine? yeah, you don't have anything to worry about.

Oh hush!

It just weirds me out that it is so disproportionate. Like, i forget about it until I see a picture of myself. Baby got back.

Wait! I know, I look like the result of Sir Mix-a-Lot's photo shop. lol

[angelaa73]

Well you're in the right ...what's that word.., zeitgeist?

Yknow Kim kardashian and jlo, et al?

[Doc_Lobster]

Let's hope the trend continues.

[angelaa73]

F that. I'm ready for the big nose small boob trend.

[Doc_Lobster]

I can still work with the nose.

[anlo]

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung!

[dcannie]

Oct 7, 2012 1:13:56 GMT -5 anlo said:

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung!

i have a straight waist

[anlo]

Oct 7, 2012 1:16:26 GMT -5 dcannie said:

Oct 7, 2012 1:13:56 GMT -5 anlo said:

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung!

i have a straight waist

I have no waist But I've got ass for days. The Humpty Dance is probably more "me" than Baby Got Back...

[Deleted]

I'll take some of your butt. My butt is a sad excuse of a butt.

[janegold]

I'm the same way. My lower half is at least two sizes bigger than my upper half.

[janegold]

Oct 7, 2012 1:06:37 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

F that. I'm ready for the big nose small boob trend.

:Y:

[cc]

I do too. I hate it but DH loves it. I have small boobs so I don't even have those to balance it out.

[hi725]

This is part of the reason I opted to get my boobs done. My lower half dominated my figure because I was built like an 8 year old girl on top (itty bitty arms, shoulders and rib cage, and of course, boobs). My hips and ass were very disproportionate. Now, with breastfeeding on top of implants, I have the opposite problem. My hips and ass look small compared to the torpedo boobs. :-p

[ninakir88]

picture?

[iheartvino]

I do too. I have had strangers tell me on more than one occasion " damn, you have a big booty."Errr, thanks? I think.

[Doc_Lobster]

Oct 7, 2012 10:38:32 GMT -5 iheartvino said:

I do too. I have had strangers tell me on more than one occasion " damn, you have a big booty."Errr, thanks? I think.

I have had more than my share of comments.

[eb777888]

I have no ass. I carry my weight in my stomach. I'm jelaous of girls with an ass.

[eb777888]

^o)

You're gorgeous with a great body.

[Doc_Lobster]

But I am draggin' some serious wagon. You cannot disagree with that.


(I never said I am fat, I just have massive hindquarters)


Ps thanks for the compliment

[eb777888]

Oct 7, 2012 12:08:13 GMT -5 Doc_Lobster said:

But I am draggin' some serious wagon. You cannot disagree with that.

lol!
IDK, I can't really tell in that picture. Judging from that, I'm gonna go with not a huge ass.

/gavel

[Doc_Lobster]

I'll have him take more of a butt shot next time. lol

[berbles]

I have been told, several times, by black men that I "don't have a white girl ass." And once it was a black woman, who begged me to show her BF my ghetto booty. LOL!

[gault]

You have a great bod.

My butt looks like an 80-year-old woman's because of the weight loss. Wrinkly skin at the edges of the cheeks and all. Time to do some lunges and perk it up a bit.

[iheartvino]

Oct 7, 2012 12:03:09 GMT -5 Doc_Lobster said:

Take note of the scale between my hand and my thigh. My shirt is a little loose, but for real my thighs are only about 2" smaller than my waist.

That's exactly my shape, too! Although, I think your legs are longer. I always have such a hard time dressing for my proportions.

[Doc_Lobster]

Oct 7, 2012 12:42:28 GMT -5 iheartvino said:

Oct 7, 2012 12:03:09 GMT -5 Doc_Lobster said:

Take note of the scale between my hand and my thigh. My shirt is a little loose, but for real my thighs are only about 2" smaller than my waist.

That's exactly my shape, too! Although, I think your legs are longer. I always have such a hard time dressing for my proportions.

Yes! This drives me crazy.
a) Pants never fit correctly
b) If I wear a top that is too loose, it hits at my boobs and hips and makes me look like a barrel. If I wear something that is fitted enough to define my waist, it makes me look like a giant slutty whore (or Peg Bundy). There is no middle ground.