Man Patrick! I had plans of being productive tonight! I am not going to get any sleep now, AND I have to enroll at 7 am tomorrow. I'm gonna need some Chai Tea in the morning. This is all your fault! My parents withdraw their consent!
Man Patrick! I had plans of being productive tonight! I am not going to get any sleep now, AND I have to enroll at 7 am tomorrow. I'm gonna need some Chai Tea in the morning. This is all your fault! My parents withdraw their consent!
Their consent for what?
And umm, sorry?
You missed my Doug Hutchison/Courtney Stodden Joke!?! :
Listen, I gave you several chances to refute the fact that you hate dogs.
I even told you my dog almost died on Monday. And you didn't respond. Not even once. :-(
I just found out that Santa Claus isn't real. My heart would break if I knew Patrick Clinger hated dogs. Shatter the illusion....tell me how much you love slobbery, stinky dogs.
He's too good to be true. He either hates dogs or has a micro-peen.
Not the dreaded micro peen! At least you can learn to love dogs. Damn you Patrick and your urban legend penis!
I think he is actually a crazy cat lady, that's what's with the dog ignoring. Everyone knows crazy cat ladies actually have giant peen, I mean, look at Doris!
Not the dreaded micro peen! At least you can learn to love dogs. Damn you Patrick and your urban legend penis!
I think he is actually a crazy cat lady, that's what's with the dog ignoring. Everyone knows crazy cat ladies actually have giant peen, I mean, look at Doris!
I think he is actually a crazy cat lady, that's what's with the dog ignoring. Everyone knows crazy cat ladies actually have giant peen, I mean, look at Doris!
True story....I have a huge penis!!
you just have the whole package then! To go with the boobs, right?
WHY IS NOBODY COMMENTING ON HOW CUTE MY DOG IS!?! She is wearing TWO party hats! What more does she need to do for you people? Why do you all hate dogs?