Since I've been so scared at night, my sheriff friend is going to teach me how to shoot a gun. I think that it's going to help, if for nothing else but peace of mind.
Speaking of my sheriff friend, he keeps talking about Lululemon workout wear and how great it is. Turns out he bought me a pair of pants. Those puppies are $98!! I'm not turning them down though, he said they'll be here on Tuesday and I cannot wait!
I'm irrationally excited about my friend and I watching Magic Mike, drinking wine, and eating sushi tomorrow night.
A guy that buys you Lululemon is a keeper. Let me tell you it will change your life!
P.S. I think we are soulmates because Im thinking about cancelling a date to sit at home and watch Magic Mike tonight.......I am crazy excited about it.
Since I've been so scared at night, my sheriff friend is going to teach me how to shoot a gun. I think that it's going to help, if for nothing else but peace of mind.
Speaking of my sheriff friend, he keeps talking about Lululemon workout wear and how great it is. Turns out he bought me a pair of pants. Those puppies are $98!! I'm not turning them down though, he said they'll be here on Tuesday and I cannot wait!
I'm irrationally excited about my friend and I watching Magic Mike, drinking wine, and eating sushi tomorrow night.
A guy that buys you Lululemon is a keeper. Let me tell you it will change your life!
P.S. I think we are soulmates because Im thinking about cancelling a date to sit at home and watch Magic Mike tonight.......I am crazy excited about it.
Yah, but he's also the one who cancelled on me the morning of our "date" and I had a weird feeling about it. We're definitely better off as friends although I think he wants to be more.
Too bad you don't live closer, you could come watch Magic Mike with us. I really cannot think of a more perfect evening. I'd consider cancelling the date too, if it was a blind one. If it's the great date from the other night I wouldn't do it!!
A guy that buys you Lululemon is a keeper. Let me tell you it will change your life!
P.S. I think we are soulmates because Im thinking about cancelling a date to sit at home and watch Magic Mike tonight.......I am crazy excited about it.
Yah, but he's also the one who cancelled on me the morning of our "date" and I had a weird feeling about it. We're definitely better off as friends although I think he wants to be more.
Too bad you don't live closer, you could come watch Magic Mike with us. I really cannot think of a more perfect evening. I'd consider cancelling the date too, if it was a blind one. If it's the great date from the other night I wouldn't do it!!
Its the great guy from the other night. I just feel like its so soon but he wants to see me again. Im excited but Im also like whoa! I want to see if he can alternatively hang out Sunday so I can have my solo Magic Mike party. And yes I wished I lived closer so I could join yours.
Yah, but he's also the one who cancelled on me the morning of our "date" and I had a weird feeling about it. We're definitely better off as friends although I think he wants to be more.
Too bad you don't live closer, you could come watch Magic Mike with us. I really cannot think of a more perfect evening. I'd consider cancelling the date too, if it was a blind one. If it's the great date from the other night I wouldn't do it!!
Its the great guy from the other night. I just feel like its so soon but he wants to see me again. Im excited but Im also like whoa! I want to see if he can alternatively hang out Sunday so I can have my solo Magic Mike party. And yes I wished I lived closer so I could join yours.
Gotta do what you think is right, if you feel like it's too much then it probably is.
Seeing Channing Tatum dance to "My Pony" is really tough competition for ANY guy, no matter how great he is.
I totally pee in the shower. I never have to go until I am IN there, and I'm not going to get out and drip water everywhere and try to deal with wet TP. It goes down the drain and I clean my shower. AND MCC says it's sterile, so, eh.
I am also the furthest thing away from a germaphobe. I eat food off the flower, place candy directly on the tables at school, etc. I'm just building immunity!
lol eat food off the flower
I'm the same way, I always say that's why I've got such a great immune system!
Freudian slip? I am sooooo dirty! I don't know how I type flower instead of floor. They don't even sound the same.
I realized before bed last night that I was out of underwear and I do not go commando... SOOOO, I hand washed a pair of panties in the bathroom sink with detergent and a yet unused scrub brush.
I was too tired to gather up a full load of laundry and wait to transfer it to the dryer. I will handle the real laundry tonight.
I realized before bed last night that I was out of underwear and I do not go commando... SOOOO, I hand washed a pair of panties in the bathroom sink with detergent and a yet unused scrub brush.
I was too tired to gather up a full load of laundry and wait to transfer it to the dryer. I will handle the real laundry tonight.
I realized before bed last night that I was out of underwear and I do not go commando... SOOOO, I hand washed a pair of panties in the bathroom sink with detergent and a yet unused scrub brush. I was too tired to gather up a full load of laundry and wait to transfer it to the dryer. I will handle the real laundry tonight.
Not flameworthy at all. Flameworthy would be wearing the dirty ones anyways.
I realized before bed last night that I was out of underwear and I do not go commando... SOOOO, I hand washed a pair of panties in the bathroom sink with detergent and a yet unused scrub brush.
I was too tired to gather up a full load of laundry and wait to transfer it to the dryer. I will handle the real laundry tonight.
This is what Bikini bottoms are for!
In the old days this would work... but I only have 1 pieces since the baby and pulling a Liz Lemon was not gonna work. (yes, I threw in a 30 Rock reference)
I realized before bed last night that I was out of underwear and I do not go commando... SOOOO, I hand washed a pair of panties in the bathroom sink with detergent and a yet unused scrub brush.
I was too tired to gather up a full load of laundry and wait to transfer it to the dryer. I will handle the real laundry tonight.
I obviously have to much underwear. I could not wash for at least a month at still have ones I only wear for special occasions (Halloween, Valentine, St. Patrick panties) left over.
I realized before bed last night that I was out of underwear and I do not go commando... SOOOO, I hand washed a pair of panties in the bathroom sink with detergent and a yet unused scrub brush.
I was too tired to gather up a full load of laundry and wait to transfer it to the dryer. I will handle the real laundry tonight.
I obviously have to much underwear. I could not wash for at least a month at still have ones I only wear for special occasions (Halloween, Valentine, St. Patrick panties) left over.
I could probably go 3+ months without washing any underwear....i go through phases of which type and fabric I like to wear.
I'm the same way, I always say that's why I've got such a great immune system!
I also have a great immune system. I will never use purell or that stuff. Soap and water is good enough for getting bacteria off my hands but if its not available, I'm not using some anti bac stuff. That stuff just creates immunity in the bacteria.
Team Dirty, checking in!
This is both cracking me up and reassuring me. When my firstborn was six weeks old (we were at his checkup, that's how I remember) he dropped his binky on the waiting room floor. I picked it up and licked it clean and stuck it back in his mouth. Even my stomach turns over that one! Top That. (This was in the days before every table in the waiting room had a bottle of purell on it, and that effing baby wouldn't stfu.)
I also have a great immune system. I will never use purell or that stuff. Soap and water is good enough for getting bacteria off my hands but if its not available, I'm not using some anti bac stuff. That stuff just creates immunity in the bacteria.
Team Dirty, checking in!
This is both cracking me up and reassuring me. When my firstborn was six weeks old (we were at his checkup, that's how I remember) he dropped his binky on the waiting room floor. I picked it up and licked it clean and stuck it back in his mouth. Even my stomach turns over that one! Top That. (This was in the days before every table in the waiting room had a bottle of purell on it, and that effing baby wouldn't stfu.)
My mom always did this. When my bro was a baby, if he dropped his pacifer, it would go in her mouth to clean then in his. My family rarely gets sick. TAKE THAT SUPER BUGS!
Also-What about just turning the underwear inside out? I have never done this, like PP, I have enough underwear for a few months.
I thought pee was sterile while in the bladder or something like that.
Ok brought to you by Wikipedia (and we all know that Wikipedia is NEVER wrong):
Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra, where epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[4] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action.
Right, so along the lines with what jojo said that its sterile unless there's bacteria like from a UTI. It's not like you're shitting in the shower. That stuff is chock full of bacteria!
No, this means that there is a harmless biofilm that just lives in the urethra, some of which sloughs off when you pee.
I too once had a plethera of gorgeous panties, but alas... This is no longer my reality. I have a small bunch or hanes, non-cute underwear and maybe 5 pairs of cute/fancy stuff. I keep telling myself I will buy more cute stuff when I lose my last 10lbs of baby weight or when I am ready to date again... but I probably need to pull the trigger. It is all in my head. I hate buying size large panties, I know it is dumb.
I too once had a plethera of gorgeous panties, but alas... This is no longer my reality. I have a small bunch or hanes, non-cute underwear and maybe 5 pairs of cute/fancy stuff. I keep telling myself I will buy more cute stuff when I lose my last 10lbs of baby weight or when I am ready to date again... but I probably need to pull the trigger. It is all in my head. I hate buying size large panties, I know it is dumb.
I was just like this until I started in on the VS unders. I blame my friend, really. She knew how pathetic my underwear drawer was and so she bought me five really nice pairs of VS for Christmas. She was trying to do me a favor, really because she knew no man should have to see the old, hole ridden, grandma and maternity unders I always sported. But really she just started a huge addiction that cannot be quelled.
Post by turtle1120 on Oct 26, 2012 14:22:13 GMT -5
In a pinch, I bust out my old maternity undies and sometimes I just wear them because they're comfy. Hey, they're still in good shape because they didn't get a whole lot of wear and they're cute-ish...for maternity undies.
In a pinch, I bust out my old maternity undies and sometimes I just wear them because they're comfy. Hey, they're still in good shape because they didn't get a whole lot of wear and they're cute-ish...for maternity undies.
I LOVE my maternity thongs. I do have to roll them down but they're really comfy!
I also pee in the pool. I'm betting that 3 out of 4 people you swim with do too. Yes, I'm guessing whoever protests is that ONE that doesn't. Bwahahaa.
Post by MixedBerryJam on Oct 26, 2012 14:49:59 GMT -5
Okay, can I add a gross underwear story to my binky story? Will you still respect me in the morning? I've mentioned before that I wear my late husband's underwear as kind of a comfort thing (something I also did before he died, when he was travelling and I missed him) but now with the dog, before I put on underwear, I have to check the crotch and see if the dog has actually chewed through it or if it's wearable (yes, it's clean, ewww, but it sits in a pile on the floor usually until laundry day). Sometime I wear the pair with the smallest hole and pray for no ER visits.
ETA: And can I assume this means Patrick will never want to date me?
This thread cracks me up. It is all about peeing in the shower and underwear.
We apparently suck at confessions.
I thought mine was at least decent this week
I own about 2 weeks worth of panties. I never got maternity panties.... didn't know they existed actually....
Honestly, they're not really any different than regular undies. The only reason I ended up getting some was because prior to being pregnant, I only wore thongs. While pregnant, I had a lot of issues with swelling (sorry - TMI) and just couldn't do the thongs anymore. My maternity ones are pretty much just cute bikinis but they came from Motherhood Maternity which I guess is really the only thing that makes them maternity.