Basically shit you have no right to complain about...but you do anyway lol. Like I was soooo tired last night, but I had a date with a hot cardiologist so I couldn't lay on my couch and bum out. Oh, woe is me!!!!
Ooorrr like...I really need to spend extra time straightening my hair so I can look smokin' hot and keep the new boy on his toes (and hopefully have the sex)!
Or something like woe is me, I'm going to be stuck in AZ because of the hurricane on the east coast. Wahhh that I'm stuck on vacation, with my boss/dad who is footing the whole bill!
My name is Bully and I approve this message. Now go have a drink for me.