I didn't read that as snotty! Some people don't need to get their eyebrows done.
My eyebrows, strangely, are actually one of the two features I get complimented on the most -- but it takes some taming to get them there If left to their own devices, they'd be very Brooke Shields.
I had to google "Brooke Shields eyebrows" to figure out what here eyebrows looked like. Glad your eyebrows don't look like her fuzzy caterpillars.
I wish I had her fuzzy caterpillars. I have almost non-existant eyebrows.