Post by peachykate on Nov 28, 2012 13:54:51 GMT -5
No, I would rather clean up a pile of dog poop than a puddle of piss any day of the week.
I'm sad Peanut is gone and I would have lived with the piss forever but I can't say that searching out and cleaning up piss everyday wasn't wearing on me.
Rehoming after a baby is my fave. I could just listen to those sob stories ALL DAY. (no.)
A coworker rehomed their cat after they had a baby because they "didn't know how they'd be able keep the kid out of the litter box when he started crawling." Yeah, right.
Rehoming after a baby is my fave. I could just listen to those sob stories ALL DAY. (no.)
A coworker rehomed their cat after they had a baby because they "didn't know how they'd be able keep the kid out of the litter box when he started crawling." Yeah, right.
omg
I've said this a million times, but I am not over it, ok? My mom rehomed (ok, dumped at the shelter) our cat when I was like 4 because my brother fell out of the bath and got up and had HAIR on his nose. And he had asthma.
But the fact that they were smoking two packs a day in the house never crossed their mind as a potential problem. Nope, it was all the cat's fault.
I don't adore my cat, I am not a cat person, but his pissing, weirdo ass is with us 'til death do us part. That was my promise to the jerkoff when I adopted his ass.
He sticks his paw in my mug and drinks out of it. He tries to eat my yogurt. He steals chips out of my hands. He forgets where he is and sh*ts on the floor (poor guy). He grabs my face between his paws and gently bites my nose.
And there is HAIR EVERYWHERE. He's my last cat. Swear on my life.
Oh, and of course the two cats I like/d best are the ones that died/are dying first. The annoying ones will live forever!
LOL
This is what we say about our dog. She is such a pain in the ass, which means she will live to be 20. It is always our joke "Well when Scarlett is still with us when we retire." Only the good die young.
A coworker rehomed their cat after they had a baby because they "didn't know how they'd be able keep the kid out of the litter box when he started crawling." Yeah, right.
omg
I've said this a million times, but I am not over it, ok? My mom rehomed (ok, dumped at the shelter) our cat when I was like 4 because my brother fell out of the bath and got up and had HAIR on his nose. And he had asthma.
But the fact that they were smoking two packs a day in the house never crossed their mind as a potential problem. Nope, it was all the cat's fault.
AHA I zee now zat ve are getting to ze rut of papie's toleranz of cat pizz!
I belittle and insult my cats daily. Mostly by telling them they are stupid and they don't know anything, they don't even have thumbs.
Haha.
When I was reading the " do you apologize to your pets" thread the other day, all I kept thinking was " no way. Most of the time I tell them to get out of my way if they don't want to be bumped into". My dogs are so annoying. All they do is stand around like a couple of idiots not knowing where to go, so they bump into me, into each other, into the fridge...
Post by retardy4thaparty on Nov 28, 2012 14:01:49 GMT -5
But with baby poop you have a diaper between your hand and the shit. So, you don't feel how squishy it is! Dog poop and/or cat poop (if not in a litterbox) you can feel how squishy it is when you grab it to clean it up. Ew! Ew! Ew!
I've said this a million times, but I am not over it, ok? My mom rehomed (ok, dumped at the shelter) our cat when I was like 4 because my brother fell out of the bath and got up and had HAIR on his nose. And he had asthma.
But the fact that they were smoking two packs a day in the house never crossed their mind as a potential problem. Nope, it was all the cat's fault.
AHA I zee now zat ve are getting to ze rut of papie's toleranz of cat pizz!
Yeah why do dogs stand around so much? My dog is a mastermind at being in the way all the time. MOVE SCARLETT. Relax and go lay in your bed man.
And the more I dash around the more anxious she gets, thus the more she gets in my way. We have to put her in mental time outs. We really should have that dog on drugs.
But with baby poop you have a diaper between your hand and the shit. So, you don't feel how squishy it is! Dog poop and/or cat poop (if not in a litterbox) you can feel how squishy it is when you grab it to clean it up. Ew! Ew! Ew!
Uh, I've accidentally touched baby turd about 5 times in the past 3 days. One time it rolled out of the diaper and landed on top of the toilet seat . I tried picking it up with toilet paper, but it just was not working out. Poop everywhere...
Also why do dogs and cat only vomit on carpet? We have 2000 sq feet of hardwood and 500 of carpet in our basement. Where do you think my dog and cat have vomited and peed? WHYYYYYYY
The other day I had to chase my cat off the tiny kitchen rug as he was puking on it. He had run from a perfectly acceptable tiled spot to the rug.
My love for papie has grown based on this post. But, I already knew that I liked ya. <3
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eddy, omg, mine do that too. There are like 2 rugs and a tiny bit of actual carpet in my house. The cats will start their gagging choking thing and RUN to the carpet to puke.