My 5 yr old is starting to use the remote now. He wanted to watch a movie on channel 888, well he hit 555 instead....apparently this is a Penthouse channel. The name of the movie on the guide was "3 Poles 1 Wife 3 Holes". The guides shows 2 stations at a time...the channel just below read "Dirtybangers 6". He is just starting to read, but my 7 year old daughter was in the room and she can read just fine. Luckily she has no clue what these movie titles mean.
My 5 yr old is starting to use the remote now. He wanted to watch a movie on channel 888, well he hit 555 instead....apparently this is a Penthouse channel. The name of the movie on the guide was "3 Poles 1 Wife 3 Holes". The guides shows 2 stations at a time...the channel just below read "Dirtybangers 6". He is just starting to read, but my 7 year old daughter was in the room and she can read just fine. Luckily she has no clue what these movie titles mean.
lmfao....so basically he found your favorite channels?
My 5 yr old is starting to use the remote now. He wanted to watch a movie on channel 888, well he hit 555 instead....apparently this is a Penthouse channel. The name of the movie on the guide was "3 Poles 1 Wife 3 Holes". The guides shows 2 stations at a time...the channel just below read "Dirtybangers 6". He is just starting to read, but my 7 year old daughter was in the room and she can read just fine. Luckily she has no clue what these movie titles mean.
lmfao....so basically he found your favorite channels?
Lol...no. Those are pay per view stations...I would never actually spend money to watch porn.
lmfao....so basically he found your favorite channels?
Lol...no. Those are pay per view stations...I would never actually spend money to watch porn.
I'm actually surprised people still do.....hello, free porn online!
Sidenote of all things porn related, when I was with my BFF a few months ago, I borrowed her phone to look up movie times and her "home page" on the browser on her phone was Pornhub. Cracked my shit up!
My 5 yr old is starting to use the remote now. He wanted to watch a movie on channel 888, well he hit 555 instead....apparently this is a Penthouse channel. The name of the movie on the guide was "3 Poles 1 Wife 3 Holes". The guides shows 2 stations at a time...the channel just below read "Dirtybangers 6". He is just starting to read, but my 7 year old daughter was in the room and she can read just fine. Luckily she has no clue what these movie titles mean.
I'm meeting up with a friend for dinner tonight to talk about planning a trip to Ireland together. STBX did not like to travel, especially overseas, so I'm really excited at the thought of using my passport again.
Also, Saturday morning the guy I went out with made me coffee and breakfast and it was actually really sweet. I know this sounds do basic, but it was hand ground, french press, best coffee I ever had with homemade home fries and eggs. Looking forward to seeing him again.
Post by jojoandleo on Dec 10, 2012 11:44:42 GMT -5
So, my uncle has shingles, so he can't fly. We decided to postpone grandma's funeral until the 22 then. This means my family will be in town right around Christmas! It was just going to be H and I (my parents were going to TX to see the grandbabies), but NOW everyone is coming here! I haven't seen my uncle on Christmas since I was high school age. He's so Martha Stewart about Christmas that my Uncle-in-law just drinks and plays boggle with me. I'm excited! Yet, it seems weird to be excited about a funeral...
I am home with a sick toddler. My boss preferred I take a vacation day instead of work from home. I'm not sure why that gives me a worried feeling. i'll be back in the office tomorrow.
Post by glitzyglow on Dec 10, 2012 16:02:29 GMT -5
Beautiful dress Bowies!
I was supposed to go for ice cream tonight with a guy from Match. He gave me his full name and I looked him up on Facebook. I feel shitty saying this, but I canceled after seeing his Facebook page. He looks aloof in all his pictures and I hate the way he is dressed in all of them. He is also smiling big in one of them and it looks like one of his front teeth needs dental work. It has different shades of browns and yellow and some dark brown lines on it. He hid that well on Match, as I see now.
I was supposed to go for ice cream tonight with a guy from Match. He gave me his full name and I looked him up on Facebook. I feel shitty saying this, but I canceled after seeing his Facebook page. He looks aloof in all his pictures and I hate the way he is dressed in all of them. He is also smiling big in one of them and it looks like one of his front teeth needs dental work. It has different shades of browns and yellow and some dark brown lines on it. He hid that well on Match, as I see now.
Eeek that would be a tough one for me too Too many shades of poop in that one tooth.
Post by missbetty1 on Dec 10, 2012 16:06:20 GMT -5
It feels good to know that I'm not the only one in a funk
I had a lean cuisine with steak for the first time for lunch and now my stomach is hurting...from now on I'm sticking with only chicken or the veggie pasta dishes
I found some new gifs I can't wait to use on here
I really need to start working out again so the endorphins will with my mood
Post by jojoandleo on Dec 10, 2012 16:11:05 GMT -5
I'm snappish and have been for over a week now. I hard core snapped at H last night over picking up dinner-complete with big baby sobbing. There is just too much going on right now.
THEN My friends just called me, drunk. They are having a "monday Funday" because they are both off work. FUUUUUUCK YOU! Don't call me and rub it in that I DO have to work PLUS go home and study for my mountain of finals work I STILL have to do. GAH!!! Bitches...
Post by udscoobychick on Dec 10, 2012 16:14:33 GMT -5
I was looking at a website for a place that does dessert tables, because I want a tower of mini desserts instead of a cake for the wedding. I told FI that I could do a better job than the place that we were looking at. He agreed, but said he wouldn't want to be within 1000 yards of me the week before the wedding if I was going to be making all that stuff myself (because he knows I'll stress out majorly and be snappish). He's totally right.
I was looking at a website for a place that does dessert tables, because I want a tower of mini desserts instead of a cake for the wedding. I told FI that I could do a better job than the place that we were looking at. He agreed, but said he wouldn't want to be within 1000 yards of me the week before the wedding if I was going to be making all that stuff myself (because he knows I'll stress out majorly and be snappish). He's totally right.
This reminds me of an episode of Bridezillas. (yes, I use to watch that show. Don't judge. ;D ) This girl was making individual cakes to use as center pices for her wedding. I think she had like 20 to make and she was a pyscho freak about how people were stirring the cake batter. According to her, if you did not stir a certain way, the cake would not taste right???
I was looking at a website for a place that does dessert tables, because I want a tower of mini desserts instead of a cake for the wedding. I told FI that I could do a better job than the place that we were looking at. He agreed, but said he wouldn't want to be within 1000 yards of me the week before the wedding if I was going to be making all that stuff myself (because he knows I'll stress out majorly and be snappish). He's totally right.
This reminds me of an episode of Bridezillas. (yes, I use to watch that show. Don't judge. ;D ) This girl was making individual cakes to use as center pices for her wedding. I think she had like 20 to make and she was a pyscho freak about how people were stirring the cake batter. According to her, if you did not stir a certain way, the cake would not taste right???
Hahaha! That does seem a bit over-the-top! FI and I watched that show once or twice, and when it was over, he turned to me and said "I have two words for you: wedding planner." He knows me too well!
I think I was reasonably chill when we catered his daughter's wedding last summer, but we had the advantage of being able to spread out the cooking/prepwork over the course of the week, and there were still a few tense moments when the white chocolate ganache wasn't setting up like I thought it would!
I got switched to night shift at work, because it fits my schedule better with doctor's appointments and what not. It's fine, I get to sleep in and function better before work, but there's like no one here at night. It's only temporary, but eh.
My hormones are making me break out so bad I look like I'm 13. Yuck.
And baking turned out to be a failure. I used to be a great cook/baker, but lately everything I try to fix turns out like a hot mess. Monday was not a fun day.
Today was my last exam of the semester. I am so happy to be done. One more paper to write, though.
I have so much to do to be ready for Christmas. My tree is not up, I haven't purchased presents for anyone yet, with the exception of stocking stuffers for my kids. I suck at Christmas this year.
I had a full blown panic attack this morning because I found a hair that wasn't mine stuck to my shirt when I was getting in the shower at W's house. I have really dark hair and this one was bleach blonde. One of the women XH cheated on me with had bleach blonde hair and I dropped my phone in his car, picked it up, and it had several bleach blonde hairs on it. Mid freak out in the bathroom, I remembered that the last thing I did before leaving for W's was hug my XMIL... who has bleach blonde hair. It makes me mad that all the crappy things XH did make it so easy for me to get worked up over nothing.
That sucks...I hope these things start to fade away for you soon!
I got switched to night shift at work, because it fits my schedule better with doctor's appointments and what not. It's fine, I get to sleep in and function better before work, but there's like no one here at night. It's only temporary, but eh.
My hormones are making me break out so bad I look like I'm 13. Yuck.
Ugh same here with the acne and it is totally annoying me. My skin used to be pretty and now it's a mess. Nothing helps it
I was looking at a website for a place that does dessert tables, because I want a tower of mini desserts instead of a cake for the wedding. I told FI that I could do a better job than the place that we were looking at. He agreed, but said he wouldn't want to be within 1000 yards of me the week before the wedding if I was going to be making all that stuff myself (because he knows I'll stress out majorly and be snappish). He's totally right.
This reminds me of an episode of Bridezillas. (yes, I use to watch that show. Don't judge. ;D ) This girl was making individual cakes to use as center pices for her wedding. I think she had like 20 to make and she was a pyscho freak about how people were stirring the cake batter. According to her, if you did not stir a certain way, the cake would not taste right???
Ha ha! I totally saw this one! She made her whole family help make cakes because she waited until the day before or something. Didn't she use box cake mix? It has been a while since I saw this episode. She was cray.