I found this gem on the bu.mp

[Deleted]

Dang it! I missed it! But omg...a fertility shower. Ew.

[speckledfrog]

Lend a hand? How about you just stop being a greedy AW. JFC! Just when you think things can't get any more ridiculous...

[circa1978]

I would give porn if invited to this party.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

OMG

I'm crying from laughing so hard!

[papie]

lol

She sounds cute.

[lola]

LO-fucking-L.

I am bummed it was DD before I got to read the responses!

[joenali]

If she can't afford an ovulation kit, then perhaps she should reconsider having a baby!

[pantsparty]

OMG this is terrible and hilarious all at once.

[Deleted]

why oh why.. lol " no i can't meet you for lunch today, i have a fertility party to go to"

[leeann]

Yeah, throw one for myself. Buy me some crap so that my DH and I can bone in the hopes of pro-creating. Awesome idea for a shower.

[laptopvixen]

This would inspire me to slaughter a goat on her front porch and then dance naked in circles on her front lawn. Fertility shower, done.

[Deleted]

I don't know, it has possibilities...you could play games like "who can pee on a strip and get a result the fastest", "what position to ensure a boy/girl", and "who can eat a bowl of pineapple first".

I think my eyes are stuck in the back of my head from rolling them so hard!

[julesf84]

What? God, no.

[aprilludgate]

There is no way I would go to this party. Even if I was the guest of honor. Nope. Not happening.

[fierypajamas]

Wow

[deanlicker78]

Jan 3, 2013 17:47:51 GMT -5 circa1978 said:

I would give porn if invited to this party.

:Y:

[alzi]

Jan 3, 2013 17:47:51 GMT -5 circa1978 said:

I would give porn if invited to this party.

(*)

[limey]

I'd be tempted to show up with a box of condoms.

[sonrisa]

Jan 3, 2013 18:19:40 GMT -5 aprilludgate said:

There is no way I would go to this party. Even if I was the guest of honor. Nope. Not happening.

Especially as guest of honor. "You haven't been able to conceive! Yay! Here are some things you probably already have. Whee!

[chickadee77]

Jan 3, 2013 18:11:23 GMT -5 laptopvixen said:

This would inspire me to slaughter a goat on her front porch and then dance naked in circles on her front lawn. Fertility shower, done.

This was actually my first thought. Ha!

[mamasaurus]

"Fertility shower" sounds like something from a porno.

[Jalapeñomel]

Well if it wasn't awkward to begin with, it is certainly awkward now.

[Deleted]

lolllll