SS - Did anyone get screwed out of a present?

[eddy]

LOL papie

And pants please post that chicken gif everyday from now on.

[thelurkylulu]

Jan 7, 2013 13:56:00 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

This wins everything.

[pantsparty]

Jan 7, 2013 13:58:57 GMT -5 poppyseed said:

This isn't getting the attention it deserves.

I LOVE YOU.

[karmasabiotch]

Jan 7, 2013 13:59:02 GMT -5 thebamker said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:56:32 GMT -5 karmasabiotch said:

I gave her my phone number when she needed support toward the end of the summer but she never called me.

what a..... bitch?

I didn't mean it that way. She didn't need to call me if she didn't want too. I just meant that her story goes pretty far back so I feel like it's more credible than something that just popped up all of a sudden.

[thebamker]

Jan 7, 2013 14:02:21 GMT -5 karmasabiotch said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:59:02 GMT -5 thebamker said:

what a..... bitch?

I didn't mean it that way. She didn't need to call me if she didn't want too. I just meant that her story goes pretty far back so I feel like it's more credible than something that just popped up all of a sudden.

yeah - we've all been here with you the whole time. we know.

[EmilieMadison]

Jan 7, 2013 13:58:06 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:51:49 GMT -5 eddy said:

Look I am sure JLM lives where she says she lives. No need to start looking her address up. It is starting to seem that some of the details of her life may be untrue though.
Kudos for Toledo and Cjoy for sniffing this out early.

Is it okay if I finally declare her whole story about the baby as the biggest lie in nest history?


*Too soon*?

sent from my auld lang syne, my dear

How DARE you question the validity of someone that no one has ever met, who continually posts bizarre and attention seeking things while being completely vague and elusive with answers to things she's posted about.

[obladi]

Off topic but was her ex the infamous ball burger guy? like the one who wiped her hamburger on his nuts and then put it back on her plate or something like that?

[themysteriouswife]

Jan 7, 2013 13:13:07 GMT -5 thelurkylulu said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:11:30 GMT -5 toledo said:

OK, now I think lurkylulu might be jlm. In every thread about her there's always someone who goes totally OTT and turns everyone off, enough to retain some shred of sympathy for jlm. That's usually ashbride.

But since ash is missing, one must be invented today!

LMAO I am dying that someone thinks I am JLM. I am not her. I have never once considered giving one of my daughters away to someone else. I am lurkylulu from BOTB.

LURKY!!!!

[dcannie]

would someone mind spelling it out for me? i typically avoid jlm threads because they turn into shit shows. i have basic knowledge of what she has shared, but haven't read enough to piece together what might be fake.
are some of you saying the second baby may not exist at all?
i feel like such a dick for even asking this.

[Deleted]

It makes me uncomfortable to assume that someone would be lying about something so dramatic for so long. And if it comes out that it is all fabricated, that makes me feel like a mental illness is at play, and I can't make fun of that because that's a real issue.

[iammalcolmx]

Jan 7, 2013 14:04:52 GMT -5 obladi said:

Off topic but was her ex the infamous ball burger guy? like the one who wiped her hamburger on his nuts and then put it back on her plate or something like that?

:-|

[pantsparty]

Jan 7, 2013 14:05:10 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

Is this worth reading the whole thing? Because it's really long.

This ain't no vagina post. READ IT.

[poppyseed]

Jan 7, 2013 14:05:44 GMT -5 dcannie said:

would someone mind spelling it out for me? i typically avoid jlm threads because they turn into shit shows. i have basic knowledge of what she has shared, but haven't read enough to piece together what might be fake.
are some of you saying the second baby may not exist at all?
i feel like such a dick for even asking this.

I think the baby exists. I think what they're saying is they don't believe the story about her giving the baby to her sister.

[mookie]

Jan 7, 2013 14:04:52 GMT -5 obladi said:

Off topic but was her ex the infamous ball burger guy? like the one who wiped her hamburger on his nuts and then put it back on her plate or something like that?

Yup.

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2013 13:59:46 GMT -5 toledo said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:58:06 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

Is it okay if I finally declare her whole story about the baby as the biggest lie in nest history?


*Too soon*?

sent from my auld lang syne, my dear

This gif gets me every. single. time. :-(

[speckledfrog]

Jan 7, 2013 14:04:52 GMT -5 obladi said:

Off topic but was her ex the infamous ball burger guy? like the one who wiped her hamburger on his nuts and then put it back on her plate or something like that?

Yes.

[thelurkylulu]

Jan 7, 2013 14:04:19 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:58:06 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

Is it okay if I finally declare her whole story about the baby as the biggest lie in nest history?


*Too soon*?

sent from my auld lang syne, my dear

How DARE you question the validity of someone that no one has ever met, who continually posts bizarre and attention seeking things while being completely vague and elusive with answers to things she's posted about.

She definitely made up that story so she would feel better about loving E more than J. No doubt in my mind about that one.

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2013 14:08:03 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Jan 7, 2013 14:04:52 GMT -5 obladi said:

Off topic but was her ex the infamous ball burger guy? like the one who wiped her hamburger on his nuts and then put it back on her plate or something like that?

Yes.

WTF?!

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2013 14:05:10 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

Is this worth reading the whole thing? Because it's really long.

The middle is, there are some great gifs in this one. When people start talking again you can skip back to the lobster and the chicken.

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2013 13:57:43 GMT -5 thebamker said:

ok - this post stopped being funny a while back. seriously Elle? i wouldn't have expected you to say something like that given how your privacy was given the middle finger at one point.

That's different. I'm a real person. And I fully expect anyone who gets my name as a SS to google me. That's the risk I take. I don't expect my contact information to be shared far and wide, but I do expect the person who received it to have it.

[cheeseandcrackers]

Jan 7, 2013 14:05:56 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

It makes me uncomfortable to assume that someone would be lying about something so dramatic for so long. And if it comes out that it is all fabricated, that makes me feel like a mental illness is at play, and I can't make fun of that because that's a real issue.

People lie about crazy stuff all the time, especially on the internet.

[poppyseed]

Jan 7, 2013 14:08:53 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

One thing I find interesting about JLM is her pics were always on lockdown. She'd post a pic of herself and then almost immediately delete it. Now she has an avatar and posts pics of herself at pole dancing classes like it ain't no thang.

Really? At a pole dancing class?

[Deleted]

Jan 7, 2013 14:09:19 GMT -5 cjoy said:

Jan 7, 2013 13:58:06 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

Is it okay if I finally declare her whole story about the baby as the biggest lie in nest history?


*Too soon*?

sent from my auld lang syne, my dear

Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...

OMG. /dead.

This thread is really just worth reading for cjoy and cjoy alone.

[Deleted]

Holy crap you guys!

[TrickyBob]

I hate saying this because it'd be super shitty for someone to make it up;

but I have always wondered if how J was conceived was true or if JLM just didn't want J and that was her excuse.

I feel like an ass for thinking that but she goes from "woe is me" to "lets post every.single.time" to "woo party!" to "woe is me" again.

It sounds bad to say "I hope her story is true" because her story is sad. But it sounds bad to say "I think she's lying" because it'd still be sad.

[Deleted]

I was devestated for her, and felt horribly when people flamed her for giving up her baby. Which makes me ten times grumpier it was a lie and I missed it. FFS, I had to ask someone to spell it out for me.

[BunnyMacDougal]

Jan 6, 2013 22:34:44 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

Stop saying you're a jerk.

You entered into the exchange with an expectation that you'd also get a gift and you didn't. It's not your fault.

You're right, it may be on its way, or she might be stuck under something heavy and unable to send it right now, but it would be nice to know.

I'll be the jerk for you. The exchange deadline was December 10th and the reveal was 7 or so days later. The fun of the exchange was to get the gift AND AW AT THE SAME TIME as the other participants. Whatever she's stuck under would have to be PRETTY heavy for me to call this acceptable. There.

[dowagercountess]

This post is hilarious.

Rocky is not getting screwed. Elves are sending her a gift and when it arrives they will be publicly thanked.

I have spoken to jlm's sister through her...jlm is ill, and I am going to leave it at that.

[poppyseed]

Jan 7, 2013 14:12:29 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Jan 7, 2013 14:09:45 GMT -5 poppyseed said:

Really? At a pole dancing class?

I'm not sure what you're asking here.

She posted a pic of herself at a pole dancing class?

[wannabe]

so all i have to say is that i was JLM's SS. i mailed my gift, she acknowledged receiving it in the reveal thread, and that's all i got.

although i have to say that toledo's gif with 50 cent made me piss myself a little.