Please don't jump on my case!

[ginger]

I wrote this to my 5th grade teacher. I'm so glad my mom saved it.


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Dear Mrs. Harrison,

I'm so very sorry I didn't do my book report. I know I should have taken more responsibility.

Please don't jump on my case. I thank you if you don't. I think I deserve an F.

Please don't jump on my case,
Jennifer

P.S. Sorry for bad grammar and misspelled words. 

P.S.S. If I do it tonight can I at least get a D?

[textbookcase]

I love this so much.

[ginger]

Hell if I know. I just know she gave it to my mom at some point.

I'm pretty sure I also wrote a note to my PE teacher that year to try to get out of running.

I don't think that worked either.

[lilafowler]

Hee! Last week my dad pulled out an IOU I gave him for $10 from 1994. He also found a note written by one of my brothers saying "I will not run around the house yelling anymore."

[janiejones]

amazing. I just tossed some hilarious similar notes from when I was an art teacher.
My favourite was from a student who apologized that her classmates were bad.

[DotAndBuzz]

HA! That's adorable.

[hurricanedrunk]

That's awesome. I love this kind of stuff.

[ginger]

Bump for @stpete and nicbreeful.

[Deleted]

That's awesome! I'm going to start signing emails like that instead of sincerely. Don't jump on my case, Mrs. B

[ginger]

Aug 22, 2014 7:49:46 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Aug 22, 2014 7:42:50 GMT -5 ginger said:

Bump for @stpete and nicbreeful.

LOL!  This is awesome.  Thank you for bumping it!

I clearly have been dramatic my entire life.

[Saint Monica]

ginger

love this!

you should bump this post every six months or so

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Jan 22, 2013 20:55:02 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Hee! Last week my dad pulled out an IOU I gave him for $10 from 1994. He also found a note written by one of my brothers saying "I will not run around the house yelling anymore."

So, did you pay him back?

[underwaterrhymes]

LOL. If I do it tonight, can I at least get a D?

[Booze Raccoon]

This is so sweet.

I once wrote a note to the school nurse excusing me from school because I had ATHSMA. I signed it with my mother's name. I had worked so hard on perfecting her signature which I did flawlessly I might add.

All that work on her name and I couldn't spell asthma right.

[Booze Raccoon]

Aug 22, 2014 7:55:12 GMT -5 frkls said:

All I'm saying is that the lice thread would have done very differently if she had started with "please dont jump on my case, you guys..."

I swear to you that I thought this was about lice.  

PS - Jumping was not lost on me.

[BaliHai]

lol So cute!

[sandytoes]

hahah! Hilarious. I love it!

[alzi]

This is the best.

[azurely]

Lolol that is awesome.

[jane6672]

Well, at least you took responsibilily.

[Deleted]

Awww! Lol

[spitforspat]

This is adorable. And your penmanship was lovely.

[8675309]

This is gold !!!

[bab]

this is such a classic!

[karmasabiotch]

Love this.

Please don't jump on my case was the birth of please don't flame me.

[Deleted]

LOL I love this!

[juliagoulia]

STOP IT! This is adorable You really didn't want her to jump in your case!

[sherbanator]

Lol awesome!

[CrazyLucky]

My mom saved one like this for me. I had to apologize to my fifth grade teacher for saying "Shut up." It had to include an explanation of why shut up doesn't even really make sense. Moms...

[flex]

HOT DAMN! I've been wanting to re-read this ever since the first time you posted it. THANK YOU!