You guys suck, for real

[cantalopes]

Now I have yet another thing on the internet I have to try look at. Plus I have been reading a book all week and was looking forward to finishing it. Clearly I had to start drinking in order to be able to post, so now I'm watching Secret Life of the American Teenager and drinking a Malibu and cherry coke because both are pretty awesome.

[overture]

I know what you mean. What? What paper due Monday? Pssh.

H is going to the store to get Milagro and fresh limes. This couch is going to see sex tonight.

[Llama in Mules]

Secret Life was disappointing this week.

[cantalopes]

How the F do you quote people? Liz, you know I don't have cable. I'm on episode 2 of season one.

[Llama in Mules]

May 11, 2012 20:21:50 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

How the F do you quote people? Liz, you know I don't have cable. I'm on episode 2 of season one.

I keep forgetting! Season 1 was fantastic!

[Glitter Tits]

May 11, 2012 20:21:50 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

How the F do you quote people? Liz, you know I don't have cable. I'm on episode 2 of season one.

The quote button is to the top R. I keep wanting to click the "report to mod" button to quote people.

[cantalopes]

May 11, 2012 20:25:39 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

May 11, 2012 20:21:50 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

How the F do you quote people? Liz, you know I don't have cable. I'm on episode 2 of season one.

The quote button is to the top R. I keep wanting to click the "report to mod" button to quote people.

I keep hitting the link to share button. ANNOYING

[winebaby]

May 11, 2012 20:18:28 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Secret Life was disappointing this week.

I had to stop watching because the acting was getting so bad that it made me uncomfortable. Is Blossom still on?

[Llama in Mules]

May 11, 2012 20:35:57 GMT -5 winebaby said:

May 11, 2012 20:18:28 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Secret Life was disappointing this week.

I had to stop watching because the acting was getting so bad that it made me uncomfortable. Is Blossom still on?

DH says it's the worst acting on TV... Blossom is not still on, but I don't want to ruin anything for Lopes who is seriously behind.

[cantalopes]

May 11, 2012 20:37:30 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 11, 2012 20:35:57 GMT -5 winebaby said:

I had to stop watching because the acting was getting so bad that it made me uncomfortable. Is Blossom still on?

DH says it's the worst acting on TV... Blossom is not still on, but I don't want to ruin anything for Lopes who is seriously behind.

Lol I'm the girl who reads the last chapter of the book first to see if it's worth my time reading the whole thing. Spoilers are fine.

[cmonkey]

I'm beyond thrilled to see that I'm not the only grown woman who watches Secret Life! DH makes fun of me all the time for it.

[Llama in Mules]

May 11, 2012 20:38:53 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

May 11, 2012 20:37:30 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

DH says it's the worst acting on TV... Blossom is not still on, but I don't want to ruin anything for Lopes who is seriously behind.

Lol I'm the girl who reads the last chapter of the book first to see if it's worth my time reading the whole thing. Spoilers are fine.

That's no fun! The only thing that is ok to have a spoiler is porn because everyone knows the ending... he came.

[cantalopes]

May 11, 2012 20:56:36 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 11, 2012 20:38:53 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

Lol I'm the girl who reads the last chapter of the book first to see if it's worth my time reading the whole thing. Spoilers are fine.

That's no fun! The only thing that is ok to have a spoiler is porn because everyone knows the ending... he came.

I had a work event last night and a coworker told a true story that went something like this.
"I shared an office with this woman who had a beautiful olive complexion. I came into work one morning and she was ghostly pale and obsessively rubbing lip balm all over her mouth. I was really concerned and asked her what was wrong. She looked right at me and said, my husband just started taking Viagra and I blew him for 2 hours straight last night."

[Llama in Mules]

May 11, 2012 21:08:38 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

May 11, 2012 20:56:36 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

That's no fun! The only thing that is ok to have a spoiler is porn because everyone knows the ending... he came.

I had a work event last night and a coworker told a true story that went something like this.
"I shared an office with this woman who had a beautiful olive complexion. I came into work one morning and she was ghostly pale and obsessively rubbing lip balm all over her mouth. I was really concerned and asked her what was wrong. She looked right at me and said, my husband just started taking Viagra and I blew him for 2 hours straight last night."

Ha! My FFFC is that I haven't given a blow job since my honeymoon.

[Deleted]

May 11, 2012 21:32:50 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 11, 2012 21:08:38 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

I had a work event last night and a coworker told a true story that went something like this.
"I shared an office with this woman who had a beautiful olive complexion. I came into work one morning and she was ghostly pale and obsessively rubbing lip balm all over her mouth. I was really concerned and asked her what was wrong. She looked right at me and said, my husband just started taking Viagra and I blew him for 2 hours straight last night."

Ha! My FFFC is that I haven't given a blow job since my honeymoon.

I think that after he puts a ring on it, there is no longer a reason to give a blow job.

[lovemonkey]

May 11, 2012 21:32:50 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

May 11, 2012 21:08:38 GMT -5 cantalopes said:

I had a work event last night and a coworker told a true story that went something like this.
"I shared an office with this woman who had a beautiful olive complexion. I came into work one morning and she was ghostly pale and obsessively rubbing lip balm all over her mouth. I was really concerned and asked her what was wrong. She looked right at me and said, my husband just started taking Viagra and I blew him for 2 hours straight last night."

Ha! My FFFC is that I haven't given a blow job since my honeymoon.

I haven't since DD was born and NEVER for two hours! I don't have the attention span for that.