Flameful!

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I'm kinda thinking that I'm pregnant. The flameful part is that I kind of want to wait until mothers day to test. I'm cheesy like that.

[bleubook]

I've got one: It's my DH's birthday tomorrow, and he randomly said he wanted to go out for drinks in the city...I SAID that I had something planned...but I didn't and I had to throw together a party at like 10am this morning.
TG I'm off tomorrow.

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I have done nothing but watch the train wreck that was the pampers debacle this morning all day.

I've just been sitting at my desk at work pretending to work.

Oh, and I'm listening to Justin Bieber radio on Pandora.

[nicanmatt]

I didn't get a present for my kid's 2nd birthday. I did, however, throw him a super awesome party with a race car cake! I figured there was no way to trump the Cozy Coupe my sister was giving him!

[iamali]

If I didn't know better I'd think I was pregnant.

I've been EXHAUSTED lately. I have all this wonky discharge. My, uh, plumbing has been all out of whack.

But don't get any funny ideas, I'M STERILE, so I can't be.

::middle finger::

[imojoebunny]

DH is out of town on a golf weekend with his friends. It is mother's day weekend. He is working on a big project at work that keeps him there for a ridiculous amount of time. I am irritated that he chose to do this trip, even though he does it every year, he also had another trip last month where he was gone for 10 days. It is too much in too short of a time frame.

In retaliation, I am buying whatever I feel like. I have spent $300 already, and he won't be back until Sunday.

[orangello]

Work was practically non-existent today, so I've spent most of the day watching Dance Academy on Netflix. Unmotivated old person watching shows for teenagers, party of one.

[julesf84]

My kid pooped twice today. Both stank like no other stank and I really hope he doesn't poop again. I don't buy the "iron fortified formula makes babies constipated". Total lies. My kid has butt stink.

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:28:53 GMT -5 @utahlove13 said:

I have done nothing but watch the train wreck that was the pampers debacle this morning all day.

I've just been sitting at my desk at work pretending to work.

Oh, and I'm listening to Justin Bieber radio on Pandora.

I've done the same at work. The Bieber think is flameful!

[gretchenindisguise]

May 10, 2012 15:17:04 GMT -5 nahoku said:

I briefly considered posting on FB about my DD peeing on the potty four times yesterday (she did it four times, not that I thought of it four times) before I remembered that I hate reading about the potty training of other friends' kids. So I'll just tell you all about it! DD peed on the potty four times yesterday, stayed dry last night and peed on the toilet again this morning! Diaper-free days are so close... (ellipses used for dramatic effect)

I took tons of pictures and posted them on facebook when we were potty training. True story. My friends probably hate me.

[lemondrop]

DD took a huge poopie in the toilet this morning. I've been amazed this week how much poop is in her.

[Kit]

I actually like the new Bieber song, "Boyfriend".

[nerdicorn]

May 10, 2012 15:20:12 GMT -5 neener said:

The thing I'm most looking forward to about coming home to the Bay Area is my medical MJ. I miss H and all, but I saw him a month ago and it's been 4 months since I've had the sweet cheeba.

I'm going on a smoking hiatus due to wanting to get my ass employed soon but it makes me hate hate hate that it's not legal where I live. I have terrible insomnia otherwise

[CityLights]

I have been really slacking with eating well and working out for the past week or so. I told myself I would get back on track today but instead of working out after work I am on my couch eating peanut m&ms.

This is flameful because I will most likely lie to my H and say I worked out so I can feel like less of a lazy slob, lol.

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:55:16 GMT -5 CityLights said:

I have been really slacking with eating well and working out for the past week or so. I told myself I would get back on track today but instead of working out after work I am on my couch eating peanut m&ms.

This is flameful because I will most likely lie to my H and say I worked out so I can feel like less of a lazy slob, lol.

I've sucked for the last several months.

[CheshireGrin]

I purposely scheduled myself with 3 days off in a row so I could prepare for the trauma course that I have to teach next week. I'm currently on Day 2 and haven't even cracked a book.

But my house is cleaner than it's been in months.

[cheesierthanchedda]

May 10, 2012 15:20:12 GMT -5 neener said:

The thing I'm most looking forward to about coming home to the Bay Area is my medical MJ. I miss H and all, but I saw him a month ago and it's been 4 months since I've had the sweet cheeba.

Heyyy.

[Deleted]

I cannot for the life of me figure out what twy sentwa means, but I have never wanted to ask because I feel like a total idiot for not being able to figure it out.

[emilyj]

I'm going to a wedding this weekend for a friend that I'm about to break up. She's treated me like total shit for the past 6 months, and I'm done. My flameful? I spent $30 on her wedding gift...and I'm splitting it with another couple.

Also, because I think she'll be divorced within 2 years, I purposely didn't buy a wedding card with the words 'forever' or 'lifetime' in it.

[dcannie]

May 10, 2012 18:22:34 GMT -5 @pixiechinchilla said:

I cannot for the life of me figure out what twy sentwa means, but I have never wanted to ask because I feel like a total idiot for not being able to figure it out.

a nestie was looking for something (keys? cell phone? idk) and her baby/toddler apparently said "twy sentwa," like "try sentra," her car. whatever nestie was looking for was in her car, thinks her baby is a genius. so if you have a kid that does something super smart it's a twy sentwa.

i think that's the basic outline.

[adhdfashion]

May 10, 2012 15:13:06 GMT -5 @drrn04 said:

I may start potty training Elizabeth this fall. She'll be around 20 months old. Right now she grabs her diaper every time she pees and says "daapaa" and refuses to let me do anything until i change it.

twy sentwa and flameful all in one!

You and me both. LOL I'm fail

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May 10, 2012 18:25:48 GMT -5 dcannie said:

May 10, 2012 18:22:34 GMT -5 @pixiechinchilla said:

I cannot for the life of me figure out what twy sentwa means, but I have never wanted to ask because I feel like a total idiot for not being able to figure it out.

a nestie was looking for something (keys? cell phone? idk) and her baby/toddler apparently said "twy sentwa," like "try sentra," her car. whatever nestie was looking for was in her car, thinks her baby is a genius. so if you have a kid that does something super smart it's a twy sentwa.

i think that's the basic outline.

Thank you! See, now I feel less dumb, because that is something I could have never guessed. Life makes so much more sense now.

[adhdfashion]

I was giving my H a play by play of this mornings events, on the place that shall not be named.

[Jermys]

OMG, Joanna looks like a little burrito in your sig pic! LOVE!

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May 10, 2012 18:32:20 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

May 10, 2012 15:24:43 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I'm kinda thinking that I'm pregnant. The flameful part is that I kind of want to wait until mothers day to test. I'm cheesy like that.

Not to be a debbie downer, but I would not. I got my first BFP on Mother's Day, and now I'm afraid I'm going to have a spontaneous hysterical crying fit at some point that day, like I did at the OB's when they tried to make me see the same doc I saw after my m/c. Test now!

See, I was going back and forth about it because if it's a negative it might ruin my day haha. I get what you're saying. I got a BFP on new years eve, then m/c at the end of January. I'm probably going to be a downer next new years eve just because of the association it has with my m/c.

I did test this morning and it was bfn, but I really don't think I'm far enough along yet. I will test again tomorrow morning.

[hisno1girl]

May 10, 2012 15:10:54 GMT -5 iamali said:

I'm actually surprised people in that ::shudder:: other place care about their post counts. Do people really pay attention to that stuff?

Me too. I have no clue how many posts I had or whether I was a bronze, silver or gold poster.

I hate that I've been so busy at work that I don't have time to Nest.