THE HELL IS THIS

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I will get back to you on Monday.

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I HATE YOU.
I feel so trashy.

[Llama in Mules]

May 15, 2012 21:06:09 GMT -5 OHMBLEEGOHHHHH! said:

I HATE YOU.
I feel so trashy.

Does that mean you have failed at your task?

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I have a post on 9-12 with a giant collage of it in my sig. I EVEN DRESSED HER IN MISMATCHED CLOTHES. No bites yet.

[Llama in Mules]

You must link

[meatywienert]

LOL. That is the best siggy on the bump now. That baby is DRRUUNKK.
edit- I tried to stir the pot a little. Maybe someone will bite now.

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community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/65965441.aspx

[Llama in Mules]

That is FANTASTIC!

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I'm not sure whether or not I jumped the shark with the 'funsies' thing. But IT MAKES ME FEEL GROSS INSIDE.

[Llama in Mules]

May 15, 2012 21:34:58 GMT -5 OHMBLEEGOHHHHH! said:

I'm not sure whether or not I jumped the shark with the 'funsies' thing. But IT MAKES ME FEEL GROSS INSIDE.

Have a drink, you'll get over it.

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Damn baby drank it all.

[Glitter Tits]

You inspired me to make a whiskey for teething post. No one comment on it, so I don't get called for MUD. Unrelated, I nominated you on ML for mod.
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/65965992.aspx

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TOO LATE and AW SHUCKS.

[cantalopes]

May 15, 2012 21:46:29 GMT -5 OHMBLEEGOHHHHH! said:

TOO LATE and AW SHUCKS.

You are my favorite non OctoMom poster. I'm dying over that siggy!

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Thank yew, thank yew. *deep bow*
I have got a LOT of empties in my house. I like to pretend it's because I'm going to do something crafty with them.
I will say - that was a nervewracking experience. She kept batting them around and I was afraid she was going to break one. Or worse, SPILL THE GOLDSCHLAGER.

[EloiseWeenie]

ombligoed, I voted for you too!

Crystal- Wait until Violet can walk. If you ever leave a drink on the coffee table, they grab your cup and take a sip before you can even freak out on them. The worst was when my son drank my dad's Jack Daniels, then sprayed himself and everything/one around him (he was about 1.5). He learned not to go back for 2nds on Pop's drinks.

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I would evil villian gif, but I haven't figured that out yet.
Taking over ML. One elephantitus PIP/fake Pampers sponser/drunken baby sig at a time.

[humpty]

I voted for cameronscott.

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Cameronscott makes Jesus wait in line. He's not going to piddle around with unverified trolls!

[humpty]

Clearly he is the best choice then.

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That's actually a good point. DAMMIT.

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Somewhat unrelated, I just saw alabaster rear her head on that thread.

[Glitter Tits]

May 15, 2012 22:22:54 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Somewhat unrelated, I just saw alabaster rear her head on that thread.

What thread?

[humpty]

She is playing up there in the child free thoughts.

[Glitter Tits]

I wonder what her AE was on TN. No one skipped a beat when she started posting over there. I wonder what her point is in coming back with her real SN, obviously to stir shit.

[humpty]

She must really like that name.

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I'm still waiting for the day that E finds a bottle of beer or something else that we leave around. I'm just hoping that I have my camera handy to capture that moment. Heck his uncle keeps trying to dip E's fingers in beer glasses at bars.

[Llama in Mules]

Crystal, link me to the good threads, you know I don't have patience to find them on my own.

[Glitter Tits]

May 16, 2012 6:53:56 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

Crystal, link me to the good threads, you know I don't have patience to find them on my own.

I didn't feel like finding any of the alabaster posts. She skeeves me out. Big Time.
Someone did respond to my whiskey for teething post that they had actually tried it.
community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/65965992.aspx

[redheadbaker]

May 15, 2012 22:04:50 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Crystal- Wait until Violet can walk. If you ever leave a drink on the coffee table, they grab your cup and take a sip before you can even freak out on them. The worst was when my son drank my dad's Jack Daniels, then sprayed himself and everything/one around him (he was about 1.5). He learned not to go back for 2nds on Pop's drinks.

I did something similar when I was six. My grandfather had a cup of brownish liquid on the bathroom sink counter. I thought it was iced tea. Took a big sip. NOT iced tea. It was a glass of whiskey for a sore tooth.