I kind of want to do the deed with H

[pantsparty]

But today I went to my GYN. And she put her finger up my butt.

I swear to God, if we try to have sex, all I will be able to think is, "SOMEONE NOT YOU PUT HER FINGER UP MY BUTT! THIS IS WRONG!"

[Deleted]

Why? Why did she put her finger there?

[pantsparty]

Feb 26, 2013 23:03:08 GMT -5 @t2j said:

Why? Why did she put her finger there?

Part of the exam. Or maybe she just really liked what she saw. I don't know!

[melindafelinda]

Nowadays I only like one person per day up in my junk.

[annyong]

Do other people's GYNs put fingers up butts?

[pantsparty]

The Google tells me it is to check uterus position as well as hemorrhoids and polyps. Like those are real things.

[LeggsBenedict]

When I went to the gynecologist the first time, my mom sat me down and told me, "she might put her finger up your butt. I don't know. They don't all do that."

I love my mom.

[TrickyBob]

My gyno never touched my butt.

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Feb 26, 2013 23:03:54 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Feb 26, 2013 23:03:08 GMT -5 @t2j said:

Why? Why did she put her finger there?

Part of the exam. Or maybe she just really liked what she saw. I don't know!

LOL This has never happened to me. It reminds me of the Friends episode with Joey's tailor. "yea, that's how they do exams....IN PRISON" 

[Deleted]

My gyn has never put her finger up my butt. I will keep it that way, thank you very much.

[annyong]

Pants, I hate to break it to you, but I think your GYN just really likes you.

[Deleted]

Feb 26, 2013 23:09:08 GMT -5 mofongo said:

I'm going to ask for it next time, throw them off their game.

Uhhm could you check my anus hole? I need it checked.

[omeomi]

Feb 26, 2013 23:07:36 GMT -5 tators said:

Feb 26, 2013 23:05:11 GMT -5 annyong said:

Do other people's GYNs put fingers up butts?

Not mine.

Also not mine. I've never had that done at the gyn.

[LeggsBenedict]

Feb 26, 2013 23:10:33 GMT -5 omeomi said:

Feb 26, 2013 23:07:36 GMT -5 tators said:

Not mine.

Also not mine. I've never had that done at the gyn.

I read this as "I've never had that done at the gyM." You need a new gym!

[lime]

Feb 26, 2013 23:01:43 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

But today I went to my GYN. And she put her finger up my butt.

I swear to God, if we try to have sex, all I will be able to think is, "SOMEONE NOT YOU PUT HER FINGER UP MY BUTT! THIS IS WRONG!"

I'm sort of hoping you'll have sex with him and scream this while climaxing. Pretty please, report back. 

[pantsparty]

Whatever. I guess my butthole is a lot more attractive than your buttholes. Or maybe my GYN is an ass woman.

Now that I'm thinking about this, I wouldn't mind having sex if it was just a regular exam. The up the butt is throwing me off!

[omeomi]

Feb 26, 2013 23:12:03 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Feb 26, 2013 23:10:33 GMT -5 omeomi said:

Also not mine. I've never had that done at the gyn.

I read this as "I've never had that done at the gyM." You need a new gym!

Damn, and I was hoping to get that as a bonus after my workout tomorrow!

[Jermys]

I went to a gyn once who did the butt thing, and I was so shocked, I couldn't even say anything. No warning or anything. I never went back. If I have hemorrhoids, I'll figure that shit out on my own, thankyouverymuch.

[open24hours]

I've never had a gun exam include a finger up the butt. I'm seeing a new doctor for an exam on Thursday. I hope the finger is not part of this new doc's repertoire.

[Jermys]

Dude, ask before you go on the table. That shit was not cool.

[thedutchgirl]

My first gyno every did this (with warning), but thankfully none in the 15 years since then.

[lucky513]

you know this is all a front you are going to ask your DH to poke you like the gyno did

[Jermys]

No warning. Just a cold, lubed, gloved finger. My face was like this   and I actually said, "Hey, what're you doing?!"

[Kore]

How far did she stick it in?

I've heard of this happening (thanks to these boards), but I've never had the experience.

I'm going to ask my mom if she sticks her finger up her patients' butts.

[Jermys]

Kore, ALL THE FUCKING WAY. NOT COOL, GYNO!!!

I may still be a little traumatized by this. I actually asked my current gyno if she did this and she was like "No. I don't. And certainly not without asking first." It was at that moment that I knew she could stick stuff in my snatch and I could still look her in the eye later. Also, she changed her paperwork because of me. It used to ask how many pregnancies you'd had and how many children. Now it asks how many of those children were adopted.

[CheshireGrin]

I've had pelvic exams by 3 different docs and not one of them has ever included a rectal exam. I don't know how I have managed to be this lucky, but I remain eternally grateful.

[Kore]

Feb 26, 2013 23:50:16 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Kore, ALL THE FUCKING WAY. NOT COOL, GYNO!!!

I may still be a little traumatized by this. I actually asked my current gyno if she did this and she was like "No. I don't. And certainly not without asking first." It was at that moment that I knew she could stick stuff in my snatch and I could still look her in the eye later. Also, she changed her paperwork because of me. It used to ask how many pregnancies you'd had and how many children. Now it asks how many of those children were adopted.

Dude! I'd totally be traumatized. I need a few drinks before I'm open to ass play.

[LeggsBenedict]

haaa I just remembered on Friday, mh took the dog to the vet, and when they came home, she ran up to me on the couch for some pets/snuggles. I looked her in the eyes and said "Cindy, did they put things in your butt?" and she put her head down and walked away. lololol.

[awick14]

The only time a gyn did that to me was when I was in the hospital and I was in so much pain and they thought I had a cyst. I guess they can feel them better from there.

After that they sent me for an ultrasound. Which revealed no cyst. (Why could they not have done that first??)

[messykitchen]

Every gyno I have ever had got all friendly with my booty. I thought it was normal. They all have warned me though. No out of the blue anal play.

Maybe it's an Iowa thing. It gets kind of boring here.