s/o showering

[mdmb]

For the people not showering daily, do you always shower after sex? Bf and I shower before and every time we finish which could be multiple times. Lol

[smock]

That sounds a little neurotic.

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 8:48:42 GMT -5 smock said:

That sounds a little neurotic.

Lol. Really? You don't like cleaning the cum off?

[Deleted]

No. That would make me put off sex. Lol.

I wipe down affected areas with a soapy wash cloth if necessary, then move on with my life.

I also don't change the sheets.

[ElizabethBennet]

I was just coming in here to say the same thing as toledo.

This is really weird.

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 8:51:16 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

No. That would make me put off sex. Lol.

I wipe down affected areas with a soapy wash cloth if necessary, then move on with my life.

I also don't change the sheets.

I'm guilty of not washing the sheets too.

[spitforspat]

Apr 1, 2013 8:52:08 GMT -5 toledo said:

Hey creeper. Did you just show up here to talk about porn and cum?

I just saw this. For some reason it makes me feel dirty for having answered the porn poll.

[mdmb]

Lol. You can think I'm a creeper all you want. I assure you I'm a female who embarrassingly reads here daily. My bf is an obsessive showerer so I showed him the thread. Ive become more obsessive about showering but still not as much as him. Its so much quicker for guys to shower. He asked me to post.

[ElizabethBennet]

Apr 1, 2013 8:58:10 GMT -5 mdmb said:

Lol. You can think I'm a creeper all you want. I assure you I'm a female who embarrassingly reads here daily. My bf is an obsessive showerer so I showed him the thread. Ive become more obsessive about showering but still not as much as him. Its so much quicker for guys to shower. He asked me to post.

This makes what you are doing even more creepy.

Your BF asked you to ask the shower and porn watching habits of a bunch of women on the internet?

Yep, totally not creepy.

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:00:28 GMT -5 ElizabethBennet said:

Apr 1, 2013 8:58:10 GMT -5 mdmb said:

Lol. You can think I'm a creeper all you want. I assure you I'm a female who embarrassingly reads here daily. My bf is an obsessive showerer so I showed him the thread. Ive become more obsessive about showering but still not as much as him. Its so much quicker for guys to shower. He asked me to post.

This makes what you are doing even more creepy.

Your BF asked you to ask the shower and porn watching habits of a bunch of women on the internet?

Yep, totally not creepy.

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:00:43 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

You really do sound like a creeper. wtf? Your first post had some kind of spam link in it, and now you're here talking about showering and sex and p0rn?

There was spam? I don't know how that happened. I'm on my phone. Can I remove it?

[daisyheadmaizie]

Apr 1, 2013 9:03:17 GMT -5 mdmb said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:00:28 GMT -5 ElizabethBennet said:

This makes what you are doing even more creepy.

Your BF asked you to ask the shower and porn watching habits of a bunch of women on the internet?

Yep, totally not creepy.

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

Submit a sample of your handwriting? Let one of us talk to your sister?

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:06:34 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:03:17 GMT -5 mdmb said:

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

Well, having conversations that don't involve porn, cum, or women showering might be a good place to start. :/

Fair enough. I never feel comfortable jumping in. I will try.

[spedrunner]

i dont shower after sex

NOR do i wash the sheets each time

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:05:41 GMT -5 daisyheadmaizie said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:03:17 GMT -5 mdmb said:

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

Submit a sample of your handwriting? Let one of us talk to your sister?

I don't have a sister but I think that's a gbcn joke maybe? My handwriting sucks but I'll do it if you want.

[rupertpenny]

It would hurt my feelers a tiny bit if my H jumped up and ran for the shower the second after we finished having sex.

[cleo29]

this reminds of a guy on show who has OCD but is all a germaphobe and was telling a woman, whom he was on a date with, that he would love to spray down the woman's body with hydrogen peroxide before having sex. His date's response was, "That's actually pretty hot." lol

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:09:47 GMT -5 rupertpenny said:

It would hurt my feelers a tiny bit if my H jumped up and ran for the shower the second after we finished having sex.

Yeah its not right away. But he doesn't like feeling eh sticky...

[ElizabethBennet]

Apr 1, 2013 9:03:17 GMT -5 mdmb said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:00:28 GMT -5 ElizabethBennet said:

This makes what you are doing even more creepy.

Your BF asked you to ask the shower and porn watching habits of a bunch of women on the internet?

Yep, totally not creepy.

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

Not have your first posts be about the sex and showering habits of a bunch of people that don't know you.

I get that if you're lurking you feel you know everyone but you have to remember we have no clue if you're some weirdo with a shower fetish or not.

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:13:34 GMT -5 ElizabethBennet said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:03:17 GMT -5 mdmb said:

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

Not have your first posts be about the sex and showering habits of a bunch of people that don't know you.

I get that if you're lurking you feel you know everyone but you have to remember we have no clue if you're some weirdo with a shower fetish or not.

Yeah my only fetish is my need to shower daily. I'll post in ootd if it makes you all feel better. I didn't take a pic today but I can post one from a few days ago

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:16:07 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:03:17 GMT -5 mdmb said:

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Not porn. Just showering. Lol. What would you like me to do to prove I'm not a creeper?

Well for starters, stop asking people why they don't wash cum off after sex.

Sorry. New bf. Lots of sex. Its there. Fact of life. I was just wondering what the girls who shower 2-3xs a week do.

[cheeseandcrackers]

nope.. i'm dirty broad.

[fuckyourcouch]

i shower before and after i do anything.
need to go to the grocery store? time to shower!
back home? better shower!
making dinner? time to shower!
after eating? shower time!
and then before bed. and then before sex if we decide to do that. and then after the sex. and then before using the bathroom, but also after.

[mdmb]

Apr 1, 2013 9:21:55 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

i shower before and after i do anything.
need to go to the grocery store? time to shower!
back home? better shower!
making dinner? time to shower!
after eating? shower time!
and then before bed. and then before sex if we decide to do that. and then after the sex. and then before using the bathroom, but also after.

Lol. Living in South Florida during the summer almost feels like it needs to be like that

[azurely]

I don't shower after sex or wash the sheets. I go to sleep.

[Deleted]

Apr 1, 2013 9:18:56 GMT -5 mdmb said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:16:07 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Well for starters, stop asking people why they don't wash cum off after sex.

Sorry. New bf. Lots of sex. Its there. Fact of life. I was just wondering what the girls who shower 2-3xs a week do.

They don't have sex.

[Deleted]

Apr 1, 2013 10:16:17 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Apr 1, 2013 9:33:11 GMT -5 @fogducker said:

They don't have sex.

But do they not shower because they're not having sex, or do they not get any sex because they haven't showered?

ha! good question!

I'm gonna say probably a little bit of both, for $1000 Alec.

[ralphlauren]

Apr 1, 2013 8:58:10 GMT -5 mdmb said:

Lol. You can think I'm a creeper all you want. I assure you I'm a female who embarrassingly reads here daily. My bf is an obsessive showerer so I showed him the thread. Ive become more obsessive about showering but still not as much as him. Its so much quicker for guys to shower. He asked me to post.

OK this is EVEN creepier that your bf had you post this?

[ECB]

I could understand showering after sex if you had a really energtic session. But BEFORE? And every time- even if you have sex multiple times in a particular time period?

Neurotic is definitely the word here.

[eb777888]

I never shower after sex. Man, I'm such a dirty whore.