There was a dead squirrel in my toilet this morning.

[papie]

OMG

::;runs away screaming:::

[Deleted]

I dont believe you.

Who was it on the nest that this already happened to? Was it a possum?

NO NO NO NO NO NO

[copperboom]

WHAT?!?

[Deleted]

Uh, that is creepy. I'm really thinking it had to be one of your dogs. Right, right?

[Bernadine]

WTMF. No, this did not really happen.

[poppyseed]

Omg. OMG.

But, um, poor little squirrel

[Kit]

What the hell.

[Kit]

Apr 4, 2013 8:32:49 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I would call the police and have the place searched , top to bottom, for some lunatic living in your crawl space or attic. Squirrels don't just sneak in and commit suicide by drowning in your toilet. Seriously. This is so fucking weird.

Squirrel life is rough, yo.  Maybe he just couldn't take it anymore.

[luckyval]

[Kore]

Apr 4, 2013 8:32:49 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I would call the police and have the place searched , top to bottom, for some lunatic living in your crawl space or attic. Squirrels don't just sneak in and commit suicide by drowning in your toilet. Seriously. This is so fucking weird.

YES!! Omg.

[bcv513]

OMG that is NOT okay. Time to move

[Deleted]

I live in a country area and that's never happened to me. That's disturbing.

[MrsStark]

There was a Bones episode where part of a dismembered corpse floated up into people's toilets after the sewers got backed up. They were like going house to house and pulling out fingers and eye balls.

So maybe your sewer got backed up?

Cause, y'know, TV is so true to life and all. Regardless, I'd be terrified.

[anlo]

I legit did a double take when I read the subject. Holy fucking hell, dude. Your H, Mr. Breezy-weird-things-happen-sometimes? Yeah, no. I'd be freaking out!

Burn it down. No other choice.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

what if you have an infestation like on that animal planet show 'infested?' you could be their next star! you should be thanking that squirrel.

[copperboom]

Apr 4, 2013 8:30:20 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

 H is like "weird things happen sometimes." 

Also, I am dying at this. I'm picturing him just sauntering by and being all "Huh, well look at that!" about the DEAD FUCKING SQUIRREL IN THE TOILET. 

[walterismydog]

wow. bizarre!

[anlo]

Apr 4, 2013 8:36:13 GMT -5 MrsStark said:

There was a Bones episode where part of a dismembered corpse floated up into people's toilets after the sewers got backed up. They were like going house to house and pulling out fingers and eye balls.

So maybe your sewer got backed up?

Cause, y'know, TV is so true to life and all. Regardless, I'd be terrified.

NOT HELPING. lol

[nahoku]

Dude. No. You must burn that place to the ground.

[anlo]

Apr 4, 2013 8:37:37 GMT -5 copperboom said:

Apr 4, 2013 8:30:20 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

 H is like "weird things happen sometimes." 

Also, I am dying at this. I'm picturing him just sauntering by and being all "Huh, well look at that!" about the DEAD FUCKING SQUIRREL IN THE TOILET. 

Right??? I mean...

[eddy]

No

[cuddlyevil]

My H would make me fish the damn thing out of the toilet and get rid of it. He'd be all "There is no fucking way I am touching that!". I learned my lesson last summer when the bat died on our porch. The kids would want to poke it with sticks.

Maybe it was living the sidewalls like Jumpy squirrel on curious george? It went for a drink and never came up again?

[luckyval]

Maybe the squirrel was taking a bath in the toilet and luna killed it with her potent night time pee

Just a theory

[daisybuchannan]

This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

[softspot]

Oh man. Can you imagine sitting down half asleep in the middle of the night & getting your labes bitten by a squirrel?

[cuddlyevil]

This is why I am so adamant that the toilet lid needs to be closed when not in use.

[eddy]

I think I would just stop using toilets. It is the only answer.

[shoeless]

OMG!!!! Is anyone else afraid to lift open the toilet lid after this post? EWW

[Saint Monica]

squirrel autopsy!

[Saint Monica]