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litebright
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Apr 26, 2013 14:27:02 GMT -5
"We don't touch the dog's penis." I can't even count how many times I've said that, I have two boy-dogs and my girls are fascinated.
"Throw up in my hands, honey, if you need to."
"Stop fighting over invisible ladybugs! Just pretend that you each have your own and stop stealing them from each other!"
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It's not appropriate to announce that you have farted in church
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Apr 26, 2013 14:28:39 GMT -5
"Explain how they get the gold doubloons and what they do with them."
"please, please for my sanity stop hiding when you poop."
The first was to DH and the second to DD.
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Apr 26, 2013 14:32:57 GMT -5
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lolly
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"Stop humping your brother!"
Said daily to my dogs, not my kids.
I was going to say exactly this! I say this to my dogs every day.
That and "don't sit on your brother's face!"
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Apr 26, 2013 14:33:12 GMT -5
Did you clean it up already? I want to look at it. (in reference to vomit)
The dog's penis is stuck out again, help me put it back in.
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Apr 26, 2013 14:38:10 GMT -5
"N, please do not lick the toilet." (to my DD, not my cat.)
"Did you really just stick a popcorn kernel in your nose??"
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Apr 26, 2013 14:39:33 GMT -5
"Do not call your sister a poopy chicken diaper.. that isn't nice"
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"Yes, I'll help you wax off your ear hair, dear."
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"I'm camping."
"I live in North Carolina"
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"Get your finger out of his nose!"
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I've worked here for 14 years.
'sobs quietly'
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"Stop eating my pants!" (Our cat was a chewer. I said this multiple times a day.)
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"if you want to eat like a dog, you have to do it on the table, not the floor."
My kids are klassy.
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Apr 26, 2013 15:14:59 GMT -5
"Do not lick the bottom of your shoes."
"My earring finally passed through the cat [aka cat's poo]."
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"Officer, when you did a patdown search of the defendant, could you feel something hard in his pocket? What size was it? What shape was it?"
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"We need to order more herring sperm DNA"
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Apr 26, 2013 15:24:45 GMT -5
"Smell his butt and tell me if its poop. This is said to my H daily when the baby needs a diaper change.
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Apr 26, 2013 15:26:34 GMT -5
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Which baby was it?!
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"Don't blow your nose on your food."
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"Stop wiping your boogers on the nightstand."
Said after finding a treasure trove of dried crusty green shit last week when I was cleaning DD's room.
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Please don't call me Boobs McGee at church, it isn't appropriate.
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Thought of one more -
"I'm going to need a box of Depends and some hemorrhoid wipes."
Said to DH 2 days post partum.
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"You really need to start whiping your own butt."
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"Yours are the softest balls I've touched."
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"Where is the organic coconut oil?"
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Apr 26, 2013 16:33:43 GMT -5
"You may only touch your own penis!" I say this every night to my boys while they're in the bathtub.
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Me: Ray! Erin said a hard c
Him: cookie?
Me: no. She said WIPE MY BUTTCRACK!
him: yayyyy
sent from my I crashed my car into a bridge. I don't care. I love it.
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"Makayla, NO! We get a new piece of toilet paper to wipe our noses after we wipe our girly bits."
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