Put your whatevers in this thread.

[vicky]

Apr 29, 2013 19:28:08 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Apr 29, 2013 19:19:28 GMT -5 vicky said:

Why did the cookie cry?

HILARIOUS.

Butttttt: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

[Yankees21]

Apr 29, 2013 19:27:01 GMT -5 sneetch said:

I got Ben and Jerry's lemon blueberry greek frozen yogurt and it's delicious.

This sounds delicious!

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Lol. First time having sex in 3 months and the most embarrassing thing that could have possibly happened, happened.

[vicky]

Apr 29, 2013 19:30:50 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Lol. First time having sex in 3 months and the most embarrassing thing that could have possibly happened, happened.

did you poop?

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Apr 29, 2013 19:31:27 GMT -5 vicky said:

Apr 29, 2013 19:30:50 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Lol. First time having sex in 3 months and the most embarrassing thing that could have possibly happened, happened.

did you poop?

Worse. I'll spare the details, but it involved my plug and my H's dick. Fuck. 

[vicky]

Apr 29, 2013 19:32:43 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Apr 29, 2013 19:31:27 GMT -5 vicky said:

did you poop?

Worse. I'll spare the details, but it involved my plug and my H's dick. Fuck. 

The baby almost fell out on him, huh?

[Yankees21]

@tambcat, you and your H were both adorable! No wonder Joanna is so cute.

I had some major curls, and selfishly want to pass them on to my kids(s)

[TrickyBob]

Good God, no wonder Tamb's kid is adorable. Tamb looked like a damn baby model!

lol

[BlackCanary]

The only reason I ordered Dominos last night was to get their chocolate lava cake. I actually wasn't interested in pizza, but I ordered one anyway.

[Yankees21]

Apr 29, 2013 19:48:50 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

@yankees21, wow, those were some great curls! I think there's a pretty good chance your future progeny will inherit them.

Thanks for indulging my being an AW! lol

[vicky]

how can i prevent my future progeny from getting my curls, please tell me they are recessive

[papie]

I would KILL for a fried pickle right now. Even though I've never had them.

WHATEVER

[Deleted]

Ugh.

whatever depression. go away.

[Yankees21]

Apr 29, 2013 19:53:08 GMT -5 vicky said:

how can i prevent my future progeny from getting my curls, please tell me they are recessive

Aw, your hair looks pretty! Curls can be a pain in the ass though.

[vicky]

Thank youuu.
I would kill for straight hair, though.

I now have a sleeve of thin mints that I am intent on eating all by myself.

[lilafowler]

kevin arnold met my crotchfruit yesterday.  Ellie acted all shy and tried to hide behind me and said "I'm behind my mommy's bum (or something along those lines)" lol

[MWOS]

Holy fuck.

I look like Art Garfunkel when I wake up.

[Deleted]

Nic- If you want to know if they are telling you the truth, go out with them, don't wear makeup,don't do your hair and dress crappy. See how they treat you and if they call you back. If they do, you may have found a winner and a boyfriend!

[vicky]

Apr 29, 2013 20:27:08 GMT -5 @chipsandsalsa said:

Nic- If you want to know if they are telling you the truth, go out with them, don't wear makeup,don't do your hair and dress crappy. See how they treat you and if they call you back. If they do, you may have found a winner and a boyfriend!

I don't like this advice.

[Deleted]

Yes, it's horrible advice. Why waste your time finding someone who loves YOU for you and not what you look like? Please don't listen to me...LOL!

[vicky]

Apr 29, 2013 20:30:04 GMT -5 @chipsandsalsa said:

Yes, it's horrible advice. Why waste your time finding someone who loves YOU for you and not what you look like? Please don't listen to me...LOL!

Do you get your dating advice solely from bad romantic comedies? Should she also solicit her gay best friend to point out her flaws, then give her a make over?

[lilafowler]

Tamb it's both. Ha!

[lilafowler]

Apr 29, 2013 20:29:31 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Apr 29, 2013 20:13:40 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

kevin arnold met my crotchfruit yesterday.  Ellie acted all shy and tried to hide behind me and said "I'm behind my mommy's bum (or something along those lines)" lol

She is even cuter in person!!!!!! Her little voice was so adorable! I love that she calls me Kevin. I die of cuteness!!!! <3

Oh!  My dad stopped by to visit her after work after you and I had left-he asked where mommy was and she told him "She went to see the Red Sox with her friend Kevin."

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Apr 29, 2013 20:43:47 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Apr 29, 2013 20:30:26 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I still can't decide if "crotchfruit" is hilarious or disgusting.

Hilarious.

And lol.. You guys, I will be the first to admit that I am far too vain to go out on a date not wearing makeup.

Besides that, wearing makeup gives a lot of subconscious impressions.  Every thing from showing you care about the other person to valuing yourself to blah blah blah..

And in the same vein, if I went out with a guy that looked like he just rolled out of bed, showed up in sweats and badly needed a shave.. I would be less than impressed.  And FWIW, I don't really think most guys (who always seem to say they do) really love it when women don't wear makeup and do their hair and dress nicely (ie not sweats).

Thanks for not making fun of me. Do people really think if you don't wear makeup that you don't care about yourself, or the other person? I've never thought that about another person.  Does FWIW mean "for what it's worth"? If so, I'm really getting good at this!